Don't kink shame, they can fuck however they want.

Try not to put it within 2 ft of your eyes 😂

Apologize. Accept and learn. Savor the cringe and move on.

Asking the first time wasn't the fuckup. Trying to wear her down by asking her over and over was.

Ask once for a date, being specific it's a date and not just two friends having dinner or whatever, if she says no move on with your life, don't harass the shit out of her.

I also don't think it's being shitty to spend less time with that person afterwards especially when you find someone who is interested in dating.

Just so you know in the US if you apply for food stamps you can actually get 3 months of stamps without meeting the hour work requirements so you can get back on your feet. I did it in the summer with my partner and we both did not meet the hour requirement. (We were employed though) and we qualified for SNAP. If you qualify you can get discounts on a lot of other basic services like electric and internet. Its so much easier to do everything to get your life in order when you don’t have to worry about food money. Utilize food banks in the meantime. Thats literally what they are there for. I wish the best to both of you and hope it turns around soon for you.

If recent porn trends guide me correctly, your step-mom will be joining in next time.

I was thinking that when I replied before, but I feel like there's a difference between like sexy-time "ooh let's do hot candle wax!" kind of burning and the very chemical-like burning those caused! 😂

But hey to each their own I guess!

Well done for being able to see the error of your ways. Now clean up and move forward in a way you can be proud of

Masochists love them

Yeah they have lube like that too; turns out I get super irritated from it. Not a good time.

There's always someone that can make use of anything. Really.

Maybe they used that carpet to make stoppers or cushions for the legs of chairs, tables or whatever, not as a carpet but they put that to good use.

Sorry, English is not my native, do you call "legs" at the bottom part of chairs? 😂

Dude right!? I'm sure it had to have been a wholly man-made committee that designed and signed off on that from beginning to end lol. Nothing like that should ever be inside your vagina lmao

At first it was obviously cold-feeling and I was like "Eh, not really my thing and kinda weird tbh...but whatever." But that only lasted like 30 seconds. Then came the burning sensation that felt like getting fucked with a stick covered in flaming fire ants.

I pretty much sat spread-eagle with the shower head pointed at my nether regions with cold water for like an hour.

u/okconcentrate723 Also try r/povertyfinance

“…Vicksemia, or presence of Vicks in the blood.”

Thanks for the award, I appreciate it!

Fair enough, but when you got nothing in life, anything can become your everything. That being said, a mattress isn't the best item to get attached to

It's got the stains of blood and something else to prove it!

Yooo thank you for posting these subs!!!!

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I once started slathering vaporub on my hands when I was tripping sac cause the room was lit with dim, multicolor leds and I thought it was Vaseline when my friends handed it to me xD

I do understand OP’s experience but Items that absorb bodily fluids should not be regarded as keepsakes. This is how hoarding starts, with sentimental attachment to garbage.

A masterclass on how to fit 29 commas into one sentence

If the trash company took it, call the landfill closest to you. They have a general idea of where it was dumped. Them being willing to look or help may be a different story.

Or its a 4D 200IQ move and she never had or hid a ring

>TL;DR: Crashed my car into a pole all because of a fucking McDonalds bag. Cops showed up, and now I have to go to court.

It wasn't the fault of the McDonald's bag, it was because you let yourself become distracted. If you don't acknowledge the real problem, you may make the same mistake again.