Research chemicals.

In japan that is not the case. I worked in japan last year, and know firsthand that women are allotted more than men. It sounds like half your post is likely BS. I can’t be arsed to check, but even if the rest of your countries listed are accurate, that is about 2.5% of the world’s population.

As I said, in the vast majority of the world, women get more time than men…

Time off for maternity leave is not related to any pregnancy injury. It’s longer than typical recovery times. So, the edit is irrelevant.

TIFU by buying too much crypto

FTFY

Designer drugs are synthetic drugs grown in a lab. They’re usually cheaper and more potent than regular drugs like weed (or in this case DMT), but are less reliable and are generally deemed more dangerous than their counterparts.

And by "too much", you mean "any", right?

> the way I am

certified Eminem moment

That dude is a real one. Glad he was looking out for you even if it wasn't what he thought. My uncle had used this solution in 1990 and it really damaged my dad and his family.

omg it looks so cute

This is the way

First moon then Lambo!

Ahhhh. This is nostalgic. I miss acid.

This is the most heartwarming TIFU I think I’ve read.

Secret to the universe?

🎶 It must be bunnies 🎶

I mean, then they confessed to these crimes on reddit.

Something tells me OP isn't all that clever..

My guess is that maybe there was no book deal, but the singer who contacted OP didn't want to be credited for the other singers work because they don't like them for whatever reason.

> I’m a middle manager.

> deciding to do shots with my team.

So come Monday your team will probably love you! Nobody likes middle management that can't let their hair down. You'll be that cool, "wild" manager that can have a good time.

Do they think snakes eat spaghetti or salads? This same couple would most likely rescue a rabbit from a fox, saving the rabbit but depriving the fox of a meal.

Because its going to bounce back.. he’ll be a gazillionaire

Why would you get into crypto now, when it's been on a downswing for a while?

Canada. Either parent is able to take the leave. Mom or dad. It doesn’t matter which parent takes it; they can even split it. All that matters is they cannot go beyond the allotted amount of time.

You have never heard of Canada?

This is also the same in the UK. Finland as well. Lithuania. Japan. Sweden. Estonia. Iceland. Slovenia. Norway….

Editing to add: also, it makes sense, regardless, that the person giving birth is the one to get time off no matter what because a baby only exits the body through two ways… both of which require recovery time. Even for easy births, there’s still soreness and blood for days. One of my friends tore so badly that she wasn’t even able to walk for a week and a half, and it took her nearly two months to return to a pace that was more than a shuffle.

Drugs

>I feel like I fucked up, but I felt like I had to make a choice.

It's so hard to pretend to be friends with someone special when everytime you look at the person, all you see is everything you want to have.

You made the right choice.

In the vast, vast majority of countries the law gives women more time. I can’t think of a single country where it’s equal.

Men often get one month in western countries. In asia, my colleagues have been at work when their wife gave birth.

Friendships between men and women are rough. Even after years of a platonic friendship, there is always a risk one falls in love for the other, and not always the love is felt by both. At that point you can’t really be her friend anymore, as you are hurting all the time wanting more than friendship.

Telling her how you feel and the decisions you made are correct and you should not feel bad, as it is not your fault that you caught feelings and they hurt you.

This is one of the rare cute sexy stories, lol