Recent comments in /f/tifu
Impressive_Teach9188 t1_j6eo00x wrote
Reply to comment by Specific_Tap7296 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
During the 70s 80s even some early 90s porn had music during the sex scenes. That's where the joke about something sounding like cheesy porn music came from
Another thing is most porn from before those times was nothing but music, no sex sounds, no voices, nothing but the music. Also the music back then sounded alot like elevator music and the crappy music you hear when you call a company and are placed on hold
whatodotoyou t1_j6enzyt wrote
Reply to comment by JustNoticedThat in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
That’s good. You choose the wrong sub for this post. Makes you look ungrateful.
RetroRedditor OP t1_j6enuhi wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
I think that really sums up why I texted her after. It was hard to stare at her while we were together and smile as she's smiling, knowing she doesn't feel the same way. It was tough to pass by couples together and know I couldn't hold her hand even though she's right next to me.
[deleted] OP t1_j6en7l4 wrote
Reply to comment by puffmaster5000 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
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Jaydalynn t1_j6emtyb wrote
Reply to comment by JustNoticedThat in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
No problem. People are too sensitive these days.
RedPine1234 t1_j6em1pw wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I really don’t think crypto is a smart play at this juncture. I’ve been watching/dabbling for years and I believe this is the end of the road. Please be careful with your money.
[deleted] OP t1_j6elqyn wrote
Reply to comment by JustNoticedThat in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
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gudnuusevry1 t1_j6ellxr wrote
Reply to comment by dave8271 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Can confirm. When a good friend had his first trip experience, he sat down and wrote his thoughts for maybe 3 or 4 hours. We are talking screeds here, pages and pages of triptastic manifesto...
Only for him to try and read it later for it to obviously make zero sense and not even be able to read all his notes
fatevilbuddah t1_j6ekytn wrote
Reply to comment by brackenbu in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
Why? 1000s of people cross the Mexican border every day illegally and get their paperwork in order PDQ after that, especially if it was mostly in order to begin with. He has the paper trail, it's a matter of showing the right CPB agent and they should have no problems. An immigration lawyer would help, but again, paperwork
ThadisJones t1_j6ekq6b wrote
Reply to comment by Mds_02 in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
He's like Opposite Day Michelle Carter
Eldryanyyy t1_j6ekgtm wrote
Reply to comment by ProbablyNotADuck in TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
I’m discussing laws about driving. Actually only 1 country. Modesty laws are in almost every country, affecting men and women.
20-30 minutes a day… is not the reason why women get entire days off work. I’ve had colleagues store the milk during lunch breaks, in countries with lower leave times.
Equality is something a few countries don’t have, but based on your posts, I highly doubt you’ve ever seen what these countries are actually like.
JustNoticedThat t1_j6ekcor wrote
Reply to comment by grammarkink in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
People downvote me for being ungrateful. When I say I’m not ungrateful and give them reasons for why I’m not, they still downvote me because no matter what, they’re right and I’m wrong.
I see you there. Go, downvote this, knock yourself out.
fatevilbuddah t1_j6ek6ao wrote
Reply to comment by because_of_ghosts in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
Is it worth an international incident with a superpower already getting ready to go to war with them over Taiwan? The politics will be easier to just let her go than to try and negotiate like Russia did with someone who broke the law? This administration is not terribly good at getting stuff done, but this is a much lower profile, fairly standard issue of passport control and visa issue. She won't have a social credit score unless she's been there for a while, and being married to an American would make her an undesirable rather than a bargaining tool. I would think it could be cleared up between 2 low level functionaries at desk jobs, especially as open as this administration has been towards China. I can feel the OPs helplessness and I agree, it's a fucked up situation, but not a hard fix, just a red tape one. The citizenship issue as far as becoming a dual Chinese citizen isn't a problem because China doesn't have dual citizens. The baby will be one or the other, and if Chinese law says the baby can't be Chinese then the American government will claim the baby because of its American Father. More paperwork. In the meanwhile, she can apply for asylum, as a married to citizen visa and passport, may even be able to take the citizenship test at the embassy and become naturalized which would make it a LOT harder for China to hold her. The media here would eat that up. In the end, it will come down to some forms, a lot of sweat on both parents behalf, and some paper pushers trying to get it done before it becomes a real paperwork nightmare. If there's 1 thing all people hate, it's paperwork, and the CCP has a LOT more than we do. Even if its only to save a tree they will get it done. The only REAL problem is if neither is American to begin with, in which case best bet is apply to the UN for a Nansen passport for stateless people. Most governments recognize that and will allow travel on them, and once out of China the process will be easier.
[deleted] OP t1_j6ejt1g wrote
Reply to comment by grammarkink in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
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crimson1k27 t1_j6ejsdp wrote
Reply to comment by GusgusMadrona in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Ride the lambo to the moon.
grammarkink t1_j6ejnqm wrote
Reply to comment by JustNoticedThat in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
Because Reddit.
JustNoticedThat t1_j6ejhvr wrote
Reply to comment by Jaydalynn in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
Thanks. I’m glad someone here isn’t against me for absolutely no reason. Watch this reply get downvoted to hell.
rudy4206969 t1_j6ejei6 wrote
Reply to comment by JarvoD in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I used to make upto 300$ a day day trading bitcoin and shit coins when bitcoin was at 5k so it is possible
Jaydalynn t1_j6eizdw wrote
So basically your dad didn't know it was rare and you didn't know he was using it so much. Glad there are no hard feelings. Hope you can get it repaired.
puffmaster5000 t1_j6eitk6 wrote
Reply to comment by WeNeedToTalkAboutMe in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
Not your problem though
JustNoticedThat t1_j6ei8vb wrote
Reply to comment by whatodotoyou in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
We both already apologised. I’m just asking if it’s repairable because I want to either put it on display or sell it.
JustNoticedThat t1_j6ehksv wrote
Lmao, why am I being mass downvoted? I’m literally just asking if the damage is repairable. I’m not ungrateful, I’m not salty, I’m just asking a question.
chaos3240 t1_j6eh69t wrote
Reply to comment by JustNoticedThat in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
Still man it's just a piece of plastic l, I don't have any that are that rare but I have a few nice ones, and I've used them like they were made for. It's not a 67 GTO odds are the value isn't going to hold anyway.
JustNoticedThat t1_j6eg6nv wrote
Reply to comment by chaos3240 in TIFU by letting my dad use my Xbox controller. by [deleted]
Well, I bought it for £50, and it goes for £1000. Free money. It ain’t even custom, it’s official.
FriscoKid96 t1_j6eod5t wrote
Reply to comment by MsBitchhands in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Tell me you don't understand macroeconomics and crypto without telling you don't understand macroeconomics and crypto