Recent comments in /f/tifu
tkeRe1337 t1_j6ev6z1 wrote
Reply to comment by cmoyes in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I once (during a trip) srsly thought living naked in the woods and befriending moose would be a good idea hehe. I see how you ended up on that road trip rofl
escapendrun t1_j6ev4fp wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
I'm laughing so hard rn, this is exactly what happens when you force and be strict with kids... Not allowing them to explore safely and teach them.. they end up ass fucking the cross and give Jesus a creme brulee
tkeRe1337 t1_j6euv73 wrote
Reply to comment by freeman5117 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I knew a guy who took way too much acid and came home, took his clothes off, made a sandwich and went to bed.
Here’s the kicker: wasnt his apartment. It was his neighbours. This wouldve been a funny story, but it’s not, because in ”his” bed was a young girl (cant remember age but a child, 8 maybe). He was naked. He was charged on some sexual crime (he didnt do anything to her and ran as soon as he realized his fuck up but they obv knew who he was) and it ruined his life. He killed himself not too long ago…
All im saying is; sometimes shit couldve been worse
Dangaard1075 t1_j6eur1b wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
Bless all the old folks who work at Home Depot to kill time that love to help people with their DIY projects, from drywall to suicide.
Seriously though, they're the best.
MagneticFishAbortion t1_j6eunrv wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
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pygame t1_j6eui9b wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
hey in this creative writing exercise is the character you’re playing bisexual?
sustainabledude t1_j6euh9w wrote
Reply to comment by RetroRedditor in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
It takes time. However, to make the time fly by it's helpful to be busy with something. Can be a hobby, education or work. Just make sure you haven't got much time to daydream, as that will undoubtly revolve around her. But ultimately time will do the job.
lcbomber t1_j6eubf8 wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Understandable. So it’s already low, you must just not be expecting it to come back up, which is fair. I, however, do for a variety of reasons :) and I’m willing to wait and see what happens.
I’m young, I’ve got time to be wrong. But if I’m right, I’ll have time to golf.
rockdash t1_j6eu9h5 wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Kinda how most people feel when crypto bros scream about how they lost all their money in crypto.
ForgetTheWords t1_j6ethjc wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I think the best time to buy is when it's low but you expect it to get high again.
lcbomber t1_j6ethdn wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
^ people really don’t understand the fact that fiat currency is just money based on faith. It’s like religion for money. Nothing supports the dollar other than promises, and we’ve seen how often those get broken.
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lcbomber t1_j6et1e1 wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
You answered your own question. Markets go up and down, best time to sell is when it’s high, best to buy is when it’s low. A.k.a. now.
thottwheels t1_j6et16c wrote
Reply to comment by rudy4206969 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Still very possible but you have to invest more, if you can watch the market and have a decent sum to play with you can see returns almost everyday
Akitiki t1_j6ernyo wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
Glad to see someone acting upon something suspicious, even if it weren't correct. There are good people.
If it were me, I'd have been amused to learn it was for wasps. I don't like them either.
Life tip: to significantly decrease wasps, fill paper bags with plastic bags, tie off the opening, then hang/mount it (or multiple) in problem areas upside down early in the spring. They look like hives, and it deters wasps from building "too close" to another hive. I have these commercial bags with varied grey lines for this purpose as they're a tad more sturdy against weather and look even more realistic.
It won't completely stop it, but in an eve that got ~6 nests a year, setting it out early knocked it down to 1-2. They liked to go around corners out of sight of the bag, so more bags around corners.
billebop96 t1_j6eqohb wrote
Reply to comment by ProbablyNotADuck in TIFU: Said something hateful to my husband by [deleted]
They never said fathers get nothing, only that in most places, mothers generally get more. Sure, that’s starting to change but it’s definitely still not at parity in much of the world.
CalvinSays t1_j6eqjk2 wrote
Happened to me in Chicago, though sadder. The culprit was a homeless person with what looked like a open, rotting wound on their leg. It smelled like a corpse in there.
RetroRedditor OP t1_j6epr2w wrote
Reply to comment by Kavkaz87 in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
Thanks man. I will take things day by day. Would you have any advice on how I can really get her out of my mind? She was such a big part of my life. I'm staying strong, but it's really hard to not say good morning to each other anymore. We used to talk all throughout the day
Erocketfries t1_j6epk25 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
just gonna skip this one after skimming
brackenbu t1_j6ep41b wrote
Reply to comment by fatevilbuddah in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
You are joking right? You think it would be an international incident because they never flew a woman back to America? Get real. It happens all the time and if you think countries will be more forced to go to war because of one pregnant woman, you’re an idiot. There will be no negotiations, this isn’t something that goes straight to the presidents it’s something that will be handled by people working in the embassy. Ie in letters and phone calls. Not dealing with higher ups. She’s a Chinese citizen, just because she’s married to an American citizen doesn’t mean she immediately gets shipped to America. That’s a delusional image to portray.
TheLoneTrekkie t1_j6eou0a wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Dude. Just take your money to a casino.
Kadeous t1_j6eotnt wrote
This was the best thing. If she ever got a boyfriend she would cut you off and you’d just get hurt. Better to cut her off, she said she would never date you. So- keep moving on and don’t fall into whimpy simpy behavior.
FriscoKid96 t1_j6eojmu wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Everybody here hating on crypto it's so funny to hear the Boomer's autistic screeching lmao
FourthWorldProblem t1_j6eoiid wrote
This happened to me in London. I was late for my train and came running down to the platform mere seconds before the due departure time. I forgot I was in the UK and therefore still had plenty of time. Straight away I saw an empty carriage. I knew it was to good to be true, but couldn't help myself. Sure enough, some poor barstard had lost the battle with a large surge of diarrhoea and it covered about a third of the floor. I took a chance and switched carriages. Then watched through the windows as my manouvre was repeated by every other person.
monkeyhind t1_j6evhw1 wrote
Reply to TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Been there and even posted on Reddit about it once. I think the thread was titled something like "What's the worse thing you've ever smelled?"