Lmfao

Honestly, you have no one to blame for yourself. You reap what you sow.

Might’ve been a good thing! My first trip was a heroic shroom dose. Handled it well, was 16, I think the open mind of the young handles it better than our old asses who are stuck in our habits/knowledge.

It's not even creative fictional writing, just trash.

Screaming thru text is a new one

Your pessimism and closed-mindedness are laughable. Stay happy out there fam 🙏🏻

Enron was worth billions and regarded as the best investment because they couldn't lose money.

Until that whole bankruptcy and prison thing.

Pets.com was worth money before the bubble burst.

Good luck and good day bud. Hopefully you don't wind up homeless working behind the dumpster at your local Wendy's.

Yea I was young too, a teenager still lol

Lol, one that’s going to be worth something? You’re saying that as they all become “worth something” right now. Bitcoin, ETH, Matic, BNB, so many more, all up 10’s, 100’s of percent from inception. Because people are using them.

Absolute noise. Be away with you.

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Absolutely, it is risky, but so is trusting our politicians in my opinion and lifetime. Absolutely never invest more than you can afford to lose because any asset can become valueless should people stop valuing it. At the end of the day though, crypto is math, dollars are promises.

I understand math. The block chain is an incredible invention without a current use. That's being picked up by every scam and con artist this side of a shit coin.

Trying to pick the one that's going to be worth something is like trying to find the Amazon in a sea of Pets.com.

Encouraging people who are so idiotic they'd dump everything into SaveTheKids going into fees and a negative bank account so they can #MOON is tantamount to theft.

I don’t have time to explain math to your dense skull. Go do some research, learn about it, then see if you still think it’s a scam.

The dollar is supported by the US government, economy, and military-industrial complex. Sure it can crash, but it’s much less likely than crypto is to lose 50% of value wrt buying food and paying for a roof over your head.

Call it an investment if you like… but admit it’s a risky one, and don’t put in risky investments money that you can’t afford to lose.

This guy is well on his way to becoming a priest.

Solid detective work.

Consequences started to kick in from this incident a few days ago... (churches switching, professional help involved)

That couldve been alcohol, I got a similar story and I know it was 100% just a lot of alcohol. A LOT

You're 100%. Markets bounce.

Scams... Not so much.

TIL there are doors between cars on the NYC subway, which was lucky for everyone else but unlucky for you.

And since today is Sunday, OP what day does your fictional church give the eucharist on if this was 'a few days ago'?

That’s gotta be fucking crazy haha. There you are thinking you’ll have a smoothe lil trip and the dude goes ”oops, buckle in chap”. Fucking hell haha

Home Depot's CEO is part of the group suing to prevent student loan debt relief.

Fuck Home Depot.

I know a guy who took way too much acid and came home, took his clothes off, made a sandwich and went to bed.

Here’s the kicker: wasnt his apartment. It was his neighbours. This wouldve been a funny story, but it’s not, because in ”his” bed was a young girl (cant remember age but a child, 8 maybe). He was naked. He was charged on some sexual crime (he didnt do anything to her and ran as soon as he realized his fuck up but they obv knew who he was) and it ruined his life. He killed himself not too long ago…