Recent comments in /f/tifu
shiveringsongs t1_j6f7h2i wrote
Honestly, soiling yourself is one of the least bad outcomes from consistently holding in your business. Hoping you make a change now.
That said, this sounds really embarrassing man, sorry you went through it.
everyothernamegone t1_j6f7bot wrote
It is always empty for a reason and that reason is never good.
vrythngvrywhr t1_j6f7af4 wrote
Reply to comment by dreadpiratew in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Actual partial ownership of a company with assets, and profit recognized by law vs actual partial recognition of ownership of numerical bits of a mathematical chain serving no purpose.
Sure thing buckaroo.
aussie_nub t1_j6f788l wrote
Reply to comment by Ramii83 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
It's none of these things. Why would a publisher drop a book deal because of a single credit from a video on Youtube that could easily be verified as incorrect? There's definitely something else going on.
dreadpiratew t1_j6f70bp wrote
Reply to comment by vrythngvrywhr in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Stocks are as much a pyramid scheme as crypto. It’s all just a popularity contest. Profits don’t matter unless they make you more popular. Losses don’t matter unless they make you less popular.
[deleted] t1_j6f6tf2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
[removed]
Rogukast1177 t1_j6f64cp wrote
Reply to comment by Moteltulsa in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
Moteltulsa t1_j6f5p97 wrote
Why won’t you take a dump on company time?
Kavkaz87 t1_j6f5epk wrote
Reply to comment by sustainabledude in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
💯
Original_Profile8600 t1_j6f4iz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Aggravating_Island37 in TIFU by ignoring the random paranoia of having a kidney stone over the last week by Aggravating_Island37
Go somewhere man, if Hospital isn’t in your budget go to urgent care or even your normal doctor. With a hospital you pay for convenience, a doctor shouldn’t be too expensive and hopefully he or she can tell you something that alleviates/rightfully raises your concerns
CivilizedGuy123 t1_j6f4d07 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
C’mon folks, take a deep breath and relax.
lcbomber t1_j6f3mej wrote
Reply to comment by SignedTheMonolith in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Not sure I follow, because Colorado already started accepting Bitcoin for tax payments, so that’s gotta be possible. Plus the blockchain ledger can tell them exactly what’s happened in someone’s account, more transparent than cash. Gov could collect and hodl the bitcoin or sell it off when it’s sent to them.
SignedTheMonolith t1_j6f322x wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Crypto won’t work because government needs tangible wealth to tax, not some block chain priority.
farrenkm t1_j6f30m0 wrote
My wife, my college-ager, their friend, and I were all headed eastbound, about 9:00 PM, on Interstate 84 in Portland, Oregon, a few months back. We were at about 60th Avenue. The light rail line parallels the interstate and has a stop at 60th. There was a train approaching the station, and we noticed there was a guy at the front of the train, just outside the operator cab, buck-ass naked. There were other people in that car, apparently ignoring him, or he'd just started and they didn't have a chance to move. Regardless, I was so grateful I wasn't on there.
Original_Profile8600 t1_j6f2wo4 wrote
Reply to comment by Ladydi-bds in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
As they say, “you can lead a horse to water…”
iIIegally_blonde t1_j6f2l5o wrote
Never get on the empty car when the train is otherwise crowded
TheBklynGuy t1_j6f2l29 wrote
Always avoid an empty car. Also be weary if you see several passangers walking between cars to get into yours. Trouble may follow them.
lcbomber t1_j6f2bjv wrote
Reply to comment by AnotherDempsey in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Throughout all of it in the past 2 years, I will admit I’ve been a bit too lazy to keep track very well after 100’s of trades and transactions. Probably about even, because I lend crypto for payouts. It takes a LOT of learning, but it’s possible.
Mindraker t1_j6f1ztc wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
> I shoved the cross into my anus
Maybe that was a little too much?
AnotherDempsey t1_j6f1ai4 wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
So care to tell us all how much you've made in crypto? 😂
FriscoKid96 t1_j6f15kf wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Ay man, that investment will payoff in the end brother. See you on the moon🌕
FriscoKid96 t1_j6f0z4k wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Yes yes, hate that which you don't understand but will be forced to use when the government adopts crypto technology in fiat currency systems. Understanding things before passing judgement tends to be a more effective way making decisions, for adults at least.
Mountain-Exam8871 t1_j6f0s9g wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
This is crazy lol. You know this happened. Everyone knows when your 15 you just jerk it anywhere and everywhere. Props to OP not getting a spliter in his ass from that cross. I bet Jesus went ankle deep no lube.
FriscoKid96 t1_j6f06uu wrote
Reply to comment by Loko8765 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
The dollar is supported by printing more dollars. Notice how the US government operates with a debt that keeps going up.... almost infinitely? And the prices of everyday items have been continuously going up? So assuming your pay is the same you are effectively getting paid less because your money is worth less than it was before. That sounds like a scam to me.
dreadpiratew t1_j6f7jjz wrote
Reply to comment by vrythngvrywhr in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Your “ownership” means nothing unless you are buying a significant portion and voting, contributing to company decisions. It’s really no different than crypto, seriously think about it.