Recent comments in /f/tifu
Tuga_Lissabon t1_j6fgco5 wrote
Reply to comment by GusgusMadrona in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Lambos. Only losers get a single one.
aussie_nub t1_j6fflxx wrote
Reply to comment by Silly-Cloud-3114 in Tifu by looking into my gf synced contacts on her computer. by [deleted]
Yeah, I find it odd that she said she cheated and then it's assaulted, but she keeps his contact details? I understand that actions from victims can be a bit chaotic at times but it doesn't make sense to me.
JarvoD t1_j6fe38d wrote
Reply to comment by rudy4206969 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
That's great for you. I wouldn't recommend it to someone who just put what little savings they have into crypto having absolutely no understanding of the market or even what crypto is it seems
clever-username3 t1_j6fdojk wrote
"Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
copyboy1 t1_j6fdiae wrote
Reply to comment by vrythngvrywhr in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Pyramid schemes don’t tend to rebound.
vmroy1 t1_j6fd6mo wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
My very first thought
fatevilbuddah t1_j6fcgxo wrote
Reply to comment by brackenbu in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
My point exactly was that this wouldn't be an incident specifically because it's not worth it. Reread the post. It will be a paperwork issue, and the fact she's married to an American (if that's right) gives her American citizenship. There will be or usually is spot checks for a few years to make sure they actually are married, but otherwise for all intents and purposes, she SHOULD be American by marriage. Happens all the time with Europeans. Unless the rules are different in dealing with China, unless he's not a citizen, she shouldn't even need a green card.
Lopholegs t1_j6fcb4r wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
I know right!? And he didn't even drop a link to the channel
other_usernames_gone t1_j6fb48n wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
A little tip for next time, hopefully there won't be one.
Buy an air quality monitor and have someone else on standby to call emergency services (make sure they do not follow you in under any circumstances)
If the CO2 got high enough you could pass out before you realise what's happening, then asphyxiate. Presumably your truck wasn't on for long enough and your shed wasn't air tight enough for it to be a problem but confined spaces and CO2 can be a deadly combination.
freeman5117 t1_j6fazzb wrote
Reply to comment by tkeRe1337 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Oof, that's just terrible. But then again, how likely is something like this to happen, given all the factors that would need to coincide for it? Like OP said, it was far more likely that he gets himself killed by believing he can fly or walk through traffic.
Andrewoholic t1_j6faw6i wrote
You may want to be asking in the legal section on here, about defending yourself, in case she sues you, for loss of earnings.
dreadpiratew t1_j6fa31o wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Exactly! Companies have zeroed for centuries!
aussie_nub t1_j6f9ys3 wrote
Reply to comment by dreadpiratew in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
>And technically, If you look at history
Companies have been around for hundreds of years, bitcoin is just over a single decade.
dreadpiratew t1_j6f9hgu wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
It’s still just a popularity contest - stocks and Bitcoin. If they are popular, they go up. Your “share” in a company is really no different than your fraction of Bitcoin. It’s just some mystical thing.
And technically, If you look at history, it’s more likely that your stock will go to $0 than Bitcoin.
aussie_nub t1_j6f91tf wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
In the last 2 months it's gone from $US16k->$US23k. That's a 30% increase.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's an absolute shit show and a scam and would never ever ever suggest anyone invest their life savings into it, but it's clearly started back on an upswing.
aussie_nub t1_j6f8o8y wrote
Reply to comment by dreadpiratew in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
If the company is liquidated, it has actual assets to sell. Bitcoin does not. You're 100% guaranteed a return of $0 when they tank but a company sells up all their assets and then pays out creditors in a particular order. Shares are usually last, but at least there's a reasonable chance you'll get something in return, even if it's only a fraction.
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shiveringsongs t1_j6f8eoh wrote
Reply to comment by Overall_Cream2907 in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
That's good!
vrythngvrywhr t1_j6f80io wrote
Reply to comment by dreadpiratew in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
You're right. If the company goes tits up I'm like seventh in line to be paid.
If crypto goes tits up there isn't a line to get money back.
Overall_Cream2907 OP t1_j6f7yw9 wrote
Reply to comment by Overall_Cream2907 in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
I will be ensuring to take care business when needs be from now on.
Overall_Cream2907 OP t1_j6f7wdc wrote
Reply to comment by shiveringsongs in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
Haha, it’s okay there wasn’t too many people around to see it happen, I think I got out quick enough so that the smell wasn’t pinpointed to me
[deleted] t1_j6f7sys wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
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Protheu5 t1_j6f7obw wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
You're a somewhat decent writer, I'll give you that. Try /r/Story, /r/WritingPrompts or, given your subject, /r/DirtyWritingPrompts.
Overall_Cream2907 OP t1_j6f7nn4 wrote
Reply to comment by Moteltulsa in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
A commission based salary
Sea_Calligrapher_986 t1_j6fgeuc wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in Tifu by looking into my gf synced contacts on her computer. by [deleted]
Yeah I would have them blocked wtf