If they're all up so much, how are you only breaking even? 🧐

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But he's not inside the shed while he's gassing it, so as long as he opens the door and airs it out before he goes in to spray it he should be fine.

If you are "broke af" crypto is the last thing you should be buying.

Start saving money. Build up an emergency savings of at least 6 months (preferably 12). This is money that goes in a regular old FDIC insured, safe bank account. This is not money that goes into a speculative investment like stocks, bonds, or high risk investments like crypto.

Once you have that cushion, you can start investing for returns. Index funds are a good place to put the majority of your money. You get broad exposure to the markets so that when one segment is down, another is likely up. You can put a small amount of money into crypto if you're still interested, but I wouldn't put more than 5 percent.

I learned that my first month living in NYC. Empty cars are empty for a reason.

You’re only 20, I know two years sounds like a huge amount of time. It’s time to move on, this is just going to be a thing you look back on to when you’re 40.

Dang the struggle is real

It took me awhile but I eventually got a therapist myself and it was life changing

I’m pulling for you guys

I really hope it catches on.

You couldn't pay for your haircut in crypto? That's crazy.

Incredible.

ETA to correct a word. Since I don’t use cats for transportation

I think they started locking the doors so people don’t fall in between cars

Great one. You are showing a lack of understanding when it comes to multiple things.

Firstly, it isn't 20-30 minutes per day. It is 20-30 minutes per pumping session. That is 8-10 times per day. And, again, I did not say it is impossible to do this. I said it was incredibly inconvenient to do this. Talking about your colleagues is not going to do much here because you've already proven yourself to know very little about most anything surrounding this. Clearly, you are a man. There is definitely no way that you are paying this much attention to what your female colleagues are doing with their breasts during the work day because, if you were, you'd look like a giant pervert.

And now you're going to try to claim that I haven't been exposed to other cultures? That definitely is going to give your baseless comments merit. Admittedly, I have not been to China. I've been to India. I've been to Iceland. I've been to the UK. I've been to Pakistan. How many more countries do you want me to list? Because I spent most of my 20s working for an International humanitarian organization and dealt with maternal, newborn and child health.. so I can go for a while here and I can list a whole lot of stuff. I'd like you to continue to tell me how hard men have it when it comes to childcare when there are a significant number of countries that don't even provide women with enough care to give them good odds during childbirth.

Should have squatted before you squatted.

Now THAT'S what I call porn ditties, Volume 27. Due out this spring from K Tel.

Yes, at best, it’s no Ac in the summer. At worst, it’s a sonata of stench and/or a threat to your safety

See, that's exactly what I was wondering. Thank you.

This is NYC Subway 101: never enter an empty car when the others are full. There's a reason it's empty!

They actually literally said fathers get nothing in their original comment.

"Or because women get maternal leave, and fathers get nothing"

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Can you not walk between cars anymore?

That sounds more like a UTI than a kidney stone. Both are rough, hope you heal up soon!

The general rule with crypto is only invest money you can lose, I disagree with that, but I always keep 2x monthly bills in checking just in case.

Updoot for writing style (though the story was worth it, too).

So between that, and the fact you asked a girl you just started talking to to marry you because you both liked a video game, I think I'll disregard your advice bud.

Just send it by rocket and watch it go through your telescope at your mansion with three more like that on the garage.