OP might have a porno of Ken Burns

I don’t disagree with the parenting thing, but it has a finite amount of value. Toddlers and young children are inherently illogical and irrational creatures. It’s great to explain why you want to them to do something, but you have to know when to put your foot down and pull rank. Listening to a grown-ass person arguing with a toddler and losing is pretty sad.

Someone once said to me that nothing good ever comes out of the door to the next car - I’ve found it to be a very true statement

I think a lot of people get "leery" (which is a synonym of "wary") mixed up with "weary."

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seems to be the case

This story is the epitome of "if something seems to good to be true, it probably is".

Ever heard of the Petro dollar?

Ugh, I had the same thing happen once, as a tourist. Walked into a subway car with my buddy thinking "look how dumb everyone else is, this car is practically empty!" Doors close, train starts moving, and the stench hits. There's a very dirty homeless fellow at one end of the car with feces sliding down his leg. I could see it at his ankle because his pants were ripped open. Got off and changed cars asap.

I always put it on my calendar to cancel trial subscriptions.

Also, check to see if you can make virtual card numbers. If so set one up for each site as you go and turn it off after the trial is accepted.

Please do! Holding it in can lead to incontinence over the long term!

Never get on an empty car.

Broke but gambling on crypto? Sounds about right.

Being broke and dumping almost everything you've got into crypto is almost as dumb as being broke and dumping almost everything you've got into the lotto on the daily.

I had a gig scanning photos and typing up records of an entire school over a summer break. This was back in the 90s and the school records were going digital.

The whole time the boss played Christian rock recorded live at Godstock (some sort of religious festival anyway). At ear-bleeding volume.

Man I WISH I could have had a gig researching vintage porn music.

>TL;DR Got on a subway car that was empty for a reason. Didn’t realize until too late.

Uhm.... that's hardly a tl;dr, as I read it and still have no idea what happened.

What's the alien sex album called?

I get anxiety when I'm on a suspiciously empty subway cars.

Off topic I know but when I read the title I was sure it said "Tifu by accepting a blowjob from my boss". 😆

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He said he couldn’t get in there to spray or do anything else.

This is a lesson every New Yorker learns either the easy way (using their brain) or the hard way (you). But 59th to 125th has got to be the longest stop in the city, definitely in Manhattan. Absolutely a brutal one to learn on hahahah

Why is nobody asking how he managed to get money out of an already overdrawn bank account?

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Can't you not move from one car to another on NY subway cars? That seems like a huge safety issue if you can't.