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LongDistRider t1_j6gikif wrote
Yes, you win the asshole award. Congratulations.
[deleted] t1_j6gik80 wrote
Reply to comment by visit_magrathea in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
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DesignerForward6476 t1_j6gi9zk wrote
Reply to TIFU: Honeymoon, Nashville TN, Unlimited Whiskey, Leslie Jordan, Flowers for Algernon, Projectile Vomiting, Alcohol Poisoning, Food Poisoning, Taylor Swift, Grand Theft Auto, Feral Cat, Property Damage, No Divorce Edition by TeetotaylorSwift
That is about fifty shades of God telling you to run away
debtemancipator t1_j6ghwha wrote
Noob
lpbale0 t1_j6ghrb7 wrote
Just gunna leave this here as a reminder
StardustDestroyer t1_j6ghokm wrote
You must've moved to NYC recently. I've also never had an issue moving to the next car at stops, plenty of time.
vuphoria t1_j6ghcyh wrote
wrong subreddit. r/amItheasshole
Impossible-Branch-82 t1_j6ggqre wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Because you're supposed to buy when it's low, and then sell when it's high.
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AutisticPenguin2 t1_j6ggij6 wrote
Hrmmm, you're an asshole but he deserved it?
Moteltulsa t1_j6ggi59 wrote
Reply to comment by Overall_Cream2907 in Tifu by soiling my pants at the gym. by Overall_Cream2907
Free your ass and your mind will follow.
Ghostglitch07 t1_j6ggecq wrote
Reply to comment by Onespokeovertheline in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I mean, keeps the drunk dude quarantined too.
Ghostglitch07 t1_j6ggafr wrote
Reply to comment by DMala in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Personally I got "because I said so" reasons up until I moved out. Sure, giving the reason isn't always the way to go with a young child, but by the time they are a preteen reasons are invaluable. Shows some amount of respect for them as an individual, makes arguments less likely, and provides actual knowledge they can use later rather than just "ive been doing my laundry this way for fifty years and I still don't know why"
fatevilbuddah t1_j6gfrac wrote
Reply to comment by zubekakkin in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
That's the most common claim at the southern border every day. Economic persecution is how its being posited. All she has to do is say she's religious and she will automatically qualify because of China's human rights violations against religion. Her previous stay here on tourist visa will have given her enough time to find Jesus or whatever and she can be persecuted all day long. Asylum here she comes. It's harder to persecute someone when you share 98% of their lives except you're a despot and a power hungry asshole. That's why most South Americans aren't getting in legally as asylum except economic. There's no reason they should leave their homes except for more money. No one's going to gun them down for existing. We need to take a hard look at our immigration laws, and maybe this couples experience will help that conversation, but for this moment, these rules need to be followed, and I believe saying religious persecution would be more than enough.
farrenkm t1_j6gfkpy wrote
Reply to comment by NewRCTID22 in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Oh definitely. I took MAX for around 17 years-ish. Never saw a naked person that I recall, but certainly saw things I never wanted to. Lesser of many evils, though. We were a one-car household and my wife needed it. Pandemic, now WFH, don't need to Trimet any more unless it's absolutely 100% the only way to get where I need to go. I think I've used it once.
vilidj_idjit t1_j6gffj6 wrote
Reply to comment by cascadianpeaks in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
yuuuck holy shit where was this???
implicate t1_j6gfegd wrote
Reply to comment by Dangaard1075 in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
"I really just don't want to have to deal with any of it anymore"
"Understood. Okay, first off you're going to need some hose clamps that are at least 3" diameter. Let's go over to aisle 19, there should be some galvanized ones in stock..."
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j6gfbs5 wrote
Maybe you should move closer to work.
vilidj_idjit t1_j6gf8il wrote
Reply to comment by newbytony in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
ouch yucckkkk
Castrated_Monkey69 t1_j6gewln wrote
Reply to comment by Ramii83 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
Tf a snuff film
fatevilbuddah t1_j6getqh wrote
Reply to comment by zubekakkin in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
She was here and went back to not overstay her visa. Commendable for sure, but it seems the Chinese consulates are ghosting her. Sounds like they don't want her to come to America to me. Lord knows if you say something wrong over there, the party knows immediately, so how could they NOT know about a situation like this? Either it's political, or they really really want this baby to be stateless so that the US doesn't get another Chinese baby, and they don't have to offer the baby any of the "rights and privileges " afforded to the rest of china
Novel-Pomegranate-78 t1_j6gekfk wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
Honestly, I feel like this belongs in the wholesome thread. How lovely for you to be so aware of your surroundings and the people within it to take the time to reassure a stranger. Just love it. And we’ll done with the retaking of the shed! We’ve all been there in some capacity. I’m gonna keep your method in mind for sure!
flippygen t1_j6ge80o wrote
Made a similar mistake moving to the empty part of a cart on the TTC (Toronto subway).
The stench was so bad someone pulled the emergency alarm lol
fatevilbuddah t1_j6ge7uo wrote
Reply to comment by zubekakkin in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
I know, but this op sounds like they would pass the sniff test no problem. It's not a mail order bride situation. I will have to reread the op but I think they already had one kid here, if my brain is running right, which makes it an even easier thing to do. The 12-18 months is the total time but you can get a temp card immediately if you're not a suspicious family. I have friends who did it. It's a matter of getting a good immigration lawyer and if the state has no objections, it's a done deal. This op doesn't seem to say money is nonexistant, and even then pro Bono work and even law students can help fill out paperwork and offer free advice, just not as a professional. It's not fast and easy, it's slow, tedious and full of red tape, but its not hard, just more annoying than most people will deal with.
joelham01 t1_j6gimv7 wrote
Reply to TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Reminds me of when my girlfriend and I went to Toronto and decided to take the subway with our suitcases. As we're running down the stairs my eyes see my girlfriends foot just stepping over the largest human shit I've ever seen. She missed it by an inch and I think about it almost every day