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cmoyes t1_j6glpo5 wrote

I hear you, I tried posting the acid story a few times but it never caught traction. I was picking up monkeys, stray dogs, convinced a convenience store to make me food, ate with that family crouched on the floor in my shorts, lost my belongings, got bit by a dog or monkey and woke up in a pile of blood with a scooter.

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zubekakkin OP t1_j6gllrk wrote

My understanding is that if we were to enter the country on a tourist visa and overstay, then we would be ineligible for the green card because we entered the country under false pretenses and that disqualifies you from getting residency. Yes, one child is American but was born abroad.

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Lord_Jefe t1_j6glbx5 wrote

You’re not just an asshole but an asshole who could easily be retaliated against. He may not have many friends (most bullies don’t) but the ones he has could easily catch you alone and throw a beat down upon you.

And yes, this doesn’t belong in TIFU

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merdub t1_j6gl9zh wrote

The night bus going up Yonge Street from downtown all the way out to the suburbs in Toronto is affectionately known as “The Vomit Comet” because it’s always full of wasted people heading home at the end of the night.

Thankfully I never experienced any vomit situations while riding it.

Did find a pile of used syringes on the floor at the back of the Queen streetcar once though.

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Paragon_Night t1_j6gku1n wrote

You are the addhole but they might base deserved it. Don't they get 3 tries though? Also wtf, why is that a fail. He should've said pull over and dnd. I wouldnt fail someone for having s phone on them . . . . Wtf u not supposed to carry a mobile in a car. What happens when u get stranded. Do fucking asinine.

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scrubZ0 t1_j6gjj56 wrote

Holy shit I literally just wrote a comment and mentioned how I wrote down something like "life is a 360° tug of war". Not sure if this is what you meant, but to me it meant that everything you do has positives and negatives. If you go one direction you're further away from another direction. To excel in one thing you have to sacrifice in another. Not really sure what I meant but its probably a combination of the things I just listed, hahah

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scrubZ0 t1_j6gj4xp wrote

I did it once and can attest to a few of these things.

When it first kicked in I was about half way through a song, laying on the lounge. It felt like I had sunken into the lounge and was stuck. The song felt like it was playing from 3 speakers inside my head, but all were playing at different volumes, timings, and speeds.

I have a couple freckles on my arm, which were bouncing and jumping off my skin like fleas.

My friend had a yellowish light in the corner of his room, but it was changing colours from green - orange - yellow.

We also had some universe solving thoughts. I wrote down "Life is a 360° tug of war". I kinda remember what I meant but like wtf. Lots of other stuff we "came to realise" that isn't worth mentioning because when you sober up its just stupid, lol.

It started to lightly rain about half way through, and standing out in it felt really good for some reason lol. So did eating sour/bitter foods, made me see heaps of vivid colours and stuff like my senses were blended. I could see what pineapple tasted like.

When I was outside at one point, it started going bad and I just felt like my chest was tight and I was freaking out, not even sure why. I went back inside after about 10 minutes of freaking, and just went back to normal.

Going to bed at like 5am, after it was wearing off I became slightly paranoid and heard footsteps in the hallway and knocking at the window, even though no one was there. I'm not sure if I would do it again, but it was fun for the most part.

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ironroad18 t1_j6gj27k wrote

in Morgan Freeman voice Background music

"In 1992, two rapping kids convinced everyone to wear their pants backwards. A young Maccauly Culkin, was lost again, this time in New York. American's jazzy new president was an avid saxophone player. The home video rental market had its peak year. And Ken Burns railed two horny broads, over the side of a busted Civil War cannon..."

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