Recent comments in /f/tifu
JollyStoner t1_j6gnevs wrote
Rookie mistake, there's always someone pissing or shitting on those empty cars.
visit_magrathea OP t1_j6gne6w wrote
Reply to comment by gellenburg in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
More of a a safety issue if you do. People were falling off the trains while crossing between cars.
smudgetimeusa t1_j6gn63c wrote
Wow you’re a dick
zubekakkin OP t1_j6gmgys wrote
Reply to comment by Devi1_May_Cry in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
They always make sense. Just not until the end.
WastedKnowledge t1_j6gmajx wrote
Reply to comment by Original_Profile8600 in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
But you can’t teach him new tricks!
[deleted] t1_j6gltvf wrote
Reply to comment by Portsmythe_Higgins in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
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cmoyes t1_j6glpo5 wrote
Reply to comment by tkeRe1337 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I hear you, I tried posting the acid story a few times but it never caught traction. I was picking up monkeys, stray dogs, convinced a convenience store to make me food, ate with that family crouched on the floor in my shorts, lost my belongings, got bit by a dog or monkey and woke up in a pile of blood with a scooter.
zubekakkin OP t1_j6gllrk wrote
Reply to comment by fatevilbuddah in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
My understanding is that if we were to enter the country on a tourist visa and overstay, then we would be ineligible for the green card because we entered the country under false pretenses and that disqualifies you from getting residency. Yes, one child is American but was born abroad.
Emergency-Nail-9921 OP t1_j6glfc0 wrote
Reply to comment by boopboopboopers in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Computer science
Lord_Jefe t1_j6glbx5 wrote
You’re not just an asshole but an asshole who could easily be retaliated against. He may not have many friends (most bullies don’t) but the ones he has could easily catch you alone and throw a beat down upon you.
And yes, this doesn’t belong in TIFU
zubekakkin OP t1_j6gla4t wrote
Reply to comment by fatevilbuddah in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
It's the American consulate in China.
merdub t1_j6gl9zh wrote
The night bus going up Yonge Street from downtown all the way out to the suburbs in Toronto is affectionately known as “The Vomit Comet” because it’s always full of wasted people heading home at the end of the night.
Thankfully I never experienced any vomit situations while riding it.
Did find a pile of used syringes on the floor at the back of the Queen streetcar once though.
zubekakkin OP t1_j6gl7a9 wrote
Reply to comment by fatevilbuddah in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
Well, Venezuelans might disagree about persecution. A lot of the other claim that they are being targeted by the gangs and some of those are legit.
lostboy411 t1_j6gl3fi wrote
Reply to comment by somebrookdlyn in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I always feel better in NYC if there’s a moderate amount of people around. I feel like the bad stuff happens when it’s you and just like one or two other people.
magnificentmemer t1_j6gkv14 wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I hope one of these morons down voting you remembers your comment, one day.
Paragon_Night t1_j6gku1n wrote
You are the addhole but they might base deserved it. Don't they get 3 tries though? Also wtf, why is that a fail. He should've said pull over and dnd. I wouldnt fail someone for having s phone on them . . . . Wtf u not supposed to carry a mobile in a car. What happens when u get stranded. Do fucking asinine.
magnificentmemer t1_j6gkmsd wrote
Reply to comment by dreadpiratew in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Ownership means nothing unless you're directly registered. If you own shares in a brokerage, you don't have true ownership of the company.
Fun fact of the day.
Overall I agree with your point though.
How2fone t1_j6gjup7 wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Right? Doesn't he know you're supposed to buy high and sell low.
scrubZ0 t1_j6gjj56 wrote
Reply to comment by Emergency-Nail-9921 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Holy shit I literally just wrote a comment and mentioned how I wrote down something like "life is a 360° tug of war". Not sure if this is what you meant, but to me it meant that everything you do has positives and negatives. If you go one direction you're further away from another direction. To excel in one thing you have to sacrifice in another. Not really sure what I meant but its probably a combination of the things I just listed, hahah
Devi1_May_Cry t1_j6gjiqm wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
I can't follow this, and I've read Russian novels cover to cover and made sense of them.
scrubZ0 t1_j6gj4xp wrote
Reply to comment by dave8271 in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
I did it once and can attest to a few of these things.
When it first kicked in I was about half way through a song, laying on the lounge. It felt like I had sunken into the lounge and was stuck. The song felt like it was playing from 3 speakers inside my head, but all were playing at different volumes, timings, and speeds.
I have a couple freckles on my arm, which were bouncing and jumping off my skin like fleas.
My friend had a yellowish light in the corner of his room, but it was changing colours from green - orange - yellow.
We also had some universe solving thoughts. I wrote down "Life is a 360° tug of war". I kinda remember what I meant but like wtf. Lots of other stuff we "came to realise" that isn't worth mentioning because when you sober up its just stupid, lol.
It started to lightly rain about half way through, and standing out in it felt really good for some reason lol. So did eating sour/bitter foods, made me see heaps of vivid colours and stuff like my senses were blended. I could see what pineapple tasted like.
When I was outside at one point, it started going bad and I just felt like my chest was tight and I was freaking out, not even sure why. I went back inside after about 10 minutes of freaking, and just went back to normal.
Going to bed at like 5am, after it was wearing off I became slightly paranoid and heard footsteps in the hallway and knocking at the window, even though no one was there. I'm not sure if I would do it again, but it was fun for the most part.
Jacktheforkie t1_j6gj2gw wrote
I clean trains. It it smells like lemon then someone has previously expelled something in there and it’s been cleaned
ironroad18 t1_j6gj27k wrote
Reply to comment by lpbale0 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
in Morgan Freeman voice Background music
"In 1992, two rapping kids convinced everyone to wear their pants backwards. A young Maccauly Culkin, was lost again, this time in New York. American's jazzy new president was an avid saxophone player. The home video rental market had its peak year. And Ken Burns railed two horny broads, over the side of a busted Civil War cannon..."
SkipTandem t1_j6gisrp wrote
If you aren't writing for a living you should be.
VolkClawtooth t1_j6gnki9 wrote
Reply to comment by copyboy1 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
More like Ponzi schemes ..cryptocurrency is hinged on new buyers spending big and tanks every time someone wanders off with a big selliff