Recent comments in /f/tifu
RexedLaminae t1_j6grw6b wrote
Absolutely cromulent.
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Reply to comment by ThisIsDolphin in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
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Gonzostewie t1_j6grhae wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
She chose them. Suck it up, buttercup. Move on.
zakurie t1_j6gr7sg wrote
Dude is trying to score internet points pretending to be the “friend” in this tifu:
ScarletDarkling t1_j6gr063 wrote
I giggled.
WhiskeyTangoFoxy t1_j6gqso8 wrote
Divorce now! Once she goes black lab she won’t ever be yours again.
Illustrious_Gape5322 t1_j6gq4oe wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
No offense OP, but you don’t seem to be the type that does well with investing, let alone crypto.
CRZYWLF t1_j6gq2z4 wrote
So glad I read the TLDR first.
Wannagetsober t1_j6gpw20 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
My life experiences have taught me that you don't make ultimatums that you are not willing to accept the consequences of.
lcbomber t1_j6gpvrr wrote
Reply to comment by magnificentmemer in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I feel bad for most people with such a closed mind, but a lot of people make it hard to feel bad for them at the same time :/
WhatANiceCerealBox11 t1_j6gphqn wrote
Reply to comment by fatevilbuddah in TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
You literally don’t know what you’re talking about lmao. My parents brought my sister and I to north eastern US on a tourist visa. We overstayed and I didn’t even know I was illegal until I turned 16 and was trying to get a license only to find out I didn’t have an SSN. Couldn’t get a license till I was 20 when DACA was passed. As OP said in his comment, my parents are in legal limbo despite submitting their papers over 2 decades ago. I finally became a permanent resident but that didn’t happen till I met the love of my life. DACA was a life saver for kids in my situation but the insecurity of when that’s going to go away was unbelievably stressful. Since you’re clearly very ignorant on the matter, legal immigration is very difficult, convoluted and time consuming as op has said. In my case, parents tried to do it legally but 9/11 happened a few months after we arrived in the US and that made things even worse
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Budewfloon t1_j6gp6rp wrote
Reply to comment by Cognac_and_swishers in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Not super related but so many posts on here mix up "balling" and "bawling", using the former to describe crying. Makes me laugh a little every time I read it though.
poo_munch OP t1_j6goxsd wrote
Reply to comment by ISClark in Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
It wasn't a blow job but I definitely got fucked in this situation
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Reply to comment by ISClark in Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
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kpidhayny t1_j6goq9d wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
There’s a handful of nuggets in there that really just makes me want to say “find a counselor and talk through this”. Narcissism is the word.
She isn’t your property, you aren’t so amazing she has to come crawling back to you, there’s no guarantee that this new partner will hurt her, and people can bond and fall in love without immediate physical attraction. Your head seems to be filled with fallacies.
mezcal4president t1_j6gopuk wrote
You’re dead to me
Question_Few t1_j6gola8 wrote
Well done. Lost a bit of steam on the delivery but I'll give it an upvote nonetheless. Don't use elipses if you're going for the shock value.
cascadianpeaks t1_j6gokri wrote
Reply to comment by vilidj_idjit in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Chicago lol
Astroxique t1_j6goklj wrote
Ah, fuck it, I'll admit it, you got me!
BaxTheDestroyer t1_j6goha8 wrote
Screw you for making me read this
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Reply to TIFU by sending my pregnant wife to China by zubekakkin
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S0LARE1GH t1_j6go87z wrote
ProudHealth4317 t1_j6go3e4 wrote
Reply to comment by gellenburg in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
you can but only on some trains. the A train uses a model that has locked doors bc the the car is 75ft long and has sharp turns. it's a big safety risk.
-1KingKRool- OP t1_j6gspq5 wrote
Reply to comment by Question_Few in TIFU by going behind my girlfriend’s back and getting a paternity test by -1KingKRool-
Good call, updated it so it’s hopefully improved.