Recent comments in /f/tifu
Long_Informatio t1_j6h2c1k wrote
Reply to comment by -holdmyhand in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
Isn't a bug bug bomb cheaper than a dryer vent and gas?
blazingStarfire t1_j6h2b6c wrote
Reply to comment by Almost_a_whitebelt in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
Fire in the hole.
r2d2losangeles t1_j6h1nb9 wrote
Placebo911 t1_j6h16j3 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
-Sprays with water- NO!
flapadar_ t1_j6h12c5 wrote
Reply to comment by Titariia in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
In the UK generally the carriages are connected and you can walk right through when the train is moving.
There's usually at least one member of staff who can then contact the British transport police about any problems, who will meet the train at the next station.
Clementea t1_j6h10i5 wrote
Reply to comment by Hehe_boi420 in TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
Idk where you live as far as l know there is no law against self-defense so if you can prove it is self-defense, you should be alright.
Your parents can even potentially sue the other parents back.
clownandmuppet t1_j6h0vq1 wrote
Reply to comment by Hehe_boi420 in TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
Learn some BJJ, take him to the ground and choke his ass.
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Hehe_boi420 OP t1_j6h0kr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Thick_Information_33 in TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
That has been my golden rule for so long now. Instead of hitting I try talk the situation down. Here my reflexes got the better of me and I tapped him on his nose. He has been telling people we were playing and I used it as an excuse to hit him out of 'Jealousy'
Titariia t1_j6h09hp wrote
Reply to comment by FourthWorldProblem in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Where is security in those situations? And is it normal that carriages aren't connected so you can switch themon the inside?
poo_munch OP t1_j6h07zr wrote
Reply to comment by AmericanSahara in Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
If I ever have to do it again I will certainly take that into consideration. Unfortunately all my boss gave my was a roll of paper towels and a bucket of soapy water.
The slide was one of those curly ones that are in a closed tube though so I don't think a long handles mop would have helped
Hehe_boi420 OP t1_j6h04k0 wrote
Reply to comment by Clementea in TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
I have spoken to my parents and they believe me and have been extremely supportive as they know me and know I don't have a history of violence.
My parents are appearing in the meeting today with me and I will keep the post updated.
Redbird9346 t1_j6gz64a wrote
Never attempt to board an empty subway car when the others are full.
Consider this a lesson learned the hard way.
Clementea t1_j6gz3ft wrote
Reply to TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
Your parents have to talk back against his parents, you have to explain it to your parents that it is self defense.
If its blown out of proportions especially if its involved parents vs parents, school will eventually drop it out.
Gr00mpa t1_j6gyzzx wrote
Reply to comment by justforfun75 in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Absolutely NYC subway 101. Made for a good Reddit post, though. Thanks for sharing. Brought back good dancing memories.
AmericanSahara t1_j6gyutm wrote
Reply to Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
An hour? Maybe use a disinfectant soap mix, mop bucket and a long handle mop to scrub the skid mark away, then dump some buckets of clean water on it to leave it clean.
dominus_aranearum t1_j6gyk2s wrote
Reply to comment by fuqdisshite in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
You'd figure they'd elevate the floor a few inches with a grate or down a few inches with a pan to catch it all. Vile.
SlowCaveman t1_j6gyeue wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
This… is basic trading. You’re supposed to buy stocks and or crypto when they are down. Buying when they’re high is how you get really burnt. Not saying the bear market is over but buying now is much better than buying it when it was at an all time high, obviously.
Thick_Information_33 t1_j6gy7h0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
Never hit first.
waterclaws6 t1_j6gxzjq wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Rule one of any type of investing, never go all in.
Also be responsible and always save as much as you can, so unexpected expenses can't fully murder you.
Donebrach t1_j6gxk5d wrote
Cant you just open the doors between cars and shuffle along?
fuckimtrash t1_j6gvymr wrote
Reply to comment by Mug_of_coffee in TIFU by taking /way/ too much acid and having a naked breakdown on campus by Emergency-Nail-9921
Yea I should’ve clarified that I meant in my experience, drugs def don’t affect everyone the same 🙏🏼
phargoh t1_j6gugwd wrote
Experienced something like this on the subway in Toronto. The homeless guy the smell came from looked like he was dipped in rotten grease. And the smell was even worse. He literally smelled like shit but amped up to a degree you have never experienced. I can't describe it any other way.
mommadotco15 t1_j6guccq wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
You don’t have people figured out as much as you think you do. Otherwise you wouldn’t have been so blindsided by her choosing that guy over you. Besides, people have at least a little bit of pride to not come crawling back to their second option, unless that’s the method of thinking that you were projecting onto her
Long_Informatio t1_j6h2eir wrote
Reply to comment by GusgusMadrona in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Right? Doesn't he know you're supposed to buy high and sell low.