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katzklaw t1_it5hex3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
if you left it outside, but not where the garbage is normally picked up from, and its not a day the haulers normally would be by, i'm afraid to say your mattress is probably LONG gone, and not to the dump. a neighbor probably saw it and scored themself a free mattress
maurtshop t1_it5h6ub wrote
it's kinda scummy that you lied (by omission) about it for so long but like, you did allude to it in the past and she just ignored you. and if she ended a year long relationship over this one thing maybe you, uh, didnt fuck up as hard as you think you did. just a thought.
throwway_1768 OP t1_it5h3xj wrote
Reply to comment by awpiiii in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
Why do you think so. I feel like a horrible person for lying about something for so long
rolltongue t1_it5h1fv wrote
Reply to comment by Icy_Engine_7648 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Right? Every other comment is like, “change your dealer”. This instance is called getting let off with a warning…
Ouchyhurthurt t1_it5gxlz wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
This reminds me of when I threw away my mattress last time.
It was also a “sentimental” item, it came with me when i moved out. My parents separated shortly after and i spent a lot of time just laying there. Anyway, at some point i sowed a pocket into it to hide cash. Had to run out and stop the garbage man at 7:00am when I remembered. He was pissed, but then happy with $100.
awpiiii t1_it5gt4s wrote
I think you dodged a bullet, OP
CosmicOwl99_ t1_it5g2zc wrote
Reply to TIFU by saying I would abort a DS baby in front of my grandmother who lost a child with DS. by imnotafurry_but
Go talk to your granny dude wtf. Did you really need a bunch of strangers to encourage you to talk to your aging grandmother after you hurt her feelings?
TuliBean t1_it5f2t0 wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Rubbed pcp on some random woods mushrooms
SleepingThrough1t t1_it5ejxo wrote
Reply to comment by OkConcentrate723 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
You do web development, but make $1200/month?
For 1 person full time, that’s $7.50/hr.
[deleted] t1_it5ed99 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sending Nudes by East_Independent_657
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vundercal t1_it5dalo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by finding out my sister's secret by [deleted]
I got good grades and that probably set me up for a good start for my career but it certainly hasn’t mattered since I started my first professional job out of college.
Definitely the soft skills and working well with people is more valuable in most professional environments unless you are the best at some high value niche specialty then those soft skills can slide
nize426 t1_it5d6b2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by finding out my sister's secret by [deleted]
Reminds me of the girl who lied about getting into university and was actually living with her drug dealer boyfriend for years and when the parents found out she staged a burglary and tried to have her parents murdered but only succeeded to kill her mom. It was absolutely nuts. https://allthatsinteresting.com/jennifer-pan
thatsoundthough t1_it5cxoq wrote
Reply to comment by blackcatonacid in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Mushroom strength can vary notably, depending on the strain and the growing situation. I've had ego death around 3 grams, but it lasted much longer at 4.5 g + MAOI (for the latter, I did vomit while passing in/out) for an hour. If your experience was legit just with natural mushrooms then I'd expect this batch was especially strong and whatever you took 6-7 g of was especially weak. Maybe?
JuliaThaddeus12 t1_it5cstl wrote
Do not buy from that person ever again. That is extremely weird and abnormal. I’m so sorry that happened to you, sounds terrifying
[deleted] t1_it5ccts wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting nicotine sick with friends by Poggers0g
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blackcatonacid OP t1_it5cbzr wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
I didn't reach ego death with that does even though I hoped too, it was definitely still beneficial and educational experience. Helped reach important conclusions and make changes I needed in life.
The weird thing is that this trip was so much more extreme, with just poor 3 grams...
Emu1981 t1_it5bxza wrote
Reply to comment by OkConcentrate723 in TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
>Looked into the requirements but we don’t think we qualify.
Just because you think you do not qualify does not mean that you do not actually qualify. You will never know unless you actually apply.
Hit up google and see if there are any groups in your area/state that you can talk to about your options to get help with your current situation. There may be groups (or even subreddits here) that can guide you through the application process for welfare benefits/SNAP/etc to increase your chances of qualifying or there may even be state programs that can help you out (e.g. help for covering medical bills/prescriptions, help with rent and/or bills, etc). You might be able to find groups who can provide you with food hampers to help cut down the cost of your food bills.
One of the biggest issues I often see with getting help when you are in financial distress is actually finding the services that are out there to help you in those times of need. This is where the groups that I mention above can really help you out.
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mcnathan80 t1_it5bmrm wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by finding out my sister's secret by [deleted]
This is the Neutral Good response, I like your take
thatsoundthough t1_it5bcko wrote
Reply to TIFU by finding out my sister's secret by [deleted]
This isn't your fight. Leave it be. Live YOUR life. You're too old to be narcing on your sister about grades.
As others have mentioned, you're offended by her dishonesty...but you violated her privacy? Nah. Move along.
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Reply to comment by inthepastinthefuture in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
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AnarKitty-Esq t1_it5b29h wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Sorry, that really sucks. I can understand. I had a stupid stuffed camel toy since a kid from my grandma. I lost it amid moves between cities and still miss it. All I had that was good from childhood. The ring issue sucks too, but is "just money". Hadn't been gifted yet. I lost my wedding ring and was devastated, cheap $50 thing but meant a lot. Ate the $ and got exact same one again new.
thatsoundthough t1_it5b1yp wrote
Reply to comment by AllanfromWales1 in TIFU by finding out my sister's secret by [deleted]
...as long as he doesn't tell anyone (other than reddit).
Dismal_Ad_9603 t1_it5b057 wrote
Reply to comment by black_albedo in TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
At least Uranus has no rings around it….
CesarMillan_Official t1_it5hher wrote
Reply to comment by Darkstar_k in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
Only a dildo.