Recent comments in /f/tifu
Gr00mpa t1_j6hedvu wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I got into crypto last year with $100 invested in Avalanche via Coinbase just to finally have some skin in the game. It’s now worth $27.
Kayback2 t1_j6hdk99 wrote
Reply to comment by Pillens_burknerkorv in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
I do all the time. Far more than other porn.
Mostly I use porn as an inspiration for the sort of pics I want to take of my SO.
Roger-Roo t1_j6hd998 wrote
Reply to comment by Aggressive-Donkey845 in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
So true! Lol. One of my closest friends is literally a millionaire and he always looks homeless hahaha
Singaya OP t1_j6hd7z9 wrote
Reply to comment by ThrowRATraumatized in TIFU by comically stupid misuse of designer drugs by Singaya
Truthfully I just said "designer drugs" because few people have heard of research-chemicals. They're a mixed bag but for anyone interested in psychedelics, a reputable online vendor is vastly safer than street drugs.
In this case I was irresponsible but at least it was my choice; LSD bought on the street is often underdosed but can have hot-spots, plus you run the risk of buying really dangerous substitutes like n-bome which can literally kill you. A grey-market tab of AL-LAD will be dosed with exactly 150ug, the vendors are ethically neutral but live or die by their reputation online. (For anyone reading please don't ask me for sources, it's very much against Reddit's rules.)
professionalmeangirl t1_j6hcy09 wrote
suuuuuper common boy doesn't listen problem; had this happen multiple times in my teens/early 20s with dudes before realizing it was a culture problem.
theycallmebruc t1_j6hcuju wrote
Reply to TIFU by making some random guy outside Home Depot think I’m going to off myself by Suka_Blyad_
When i was young i did that. I died. Was brought back after 20 minutes dead. It was quick and painless. I still suffer after affects everyday. And I'm scared to death of my own shadow. It's a great. I don't advise
craz4cats t1_j6hct87 wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Probably the most wholesome masturbation story ever
FriscoKid96 t1_j6hc9zu wrote
Reply to comment by SugarMeShivers in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
There's thousands of cryptocurrencies, if you do some research and pick a good one, which isn't hard, you can make money. Sounds like youre brainwashed into being afraid of crypto instead of just acknowledging it with doing a little learning. Everybody is scared of the dark at first
[deleted] OP t1_j6hc6z4 wrote
Reply to comment by ryuzaki003 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Yeah. Even biden came and clapped. He even resigned for me. /s
Pillens_burknerkorv t1_j6hbsmm wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
I don’t think I’ve ever jerked off to an image of my SO. Mental picture of course, but never an actual picture.
gott_in_nizza t1_j6hbmfd wrote
Reply to comment by Budewfloon in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Maybe they’re curling up in balls to bawl?
weaveR-- t1_j6hblth wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating at church by ChurchBathThrowaway
Well if you like jerking off in church but feel bad about it, have the priest help you out in the vestry. He'll do it for you so there's no guilt
Aggressive-Donkey845 t1_j6hbj7s wrote
A lot of rich people underdress. Too rich to care lol
[deleted] t1_j6hbj1j wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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deco19 t1_j6hba5b wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
No, the scam is up. Government crackdown on this medium for psychopathic conmen to extract money off people who don't know better is on. The last pillars holding this scam up are under criminal investigation. It's only a matter of time in this evil manipulated market.
Do not take financial advice from this NFT flashing gambling addict.
deco19 t1_j6hb5lp wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
You fucked up by gambling when you don't have money to do so. Crypto is gambling. Get help.
[deleted] OP t1_j6hb01u wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
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SugarMeShivers t1_j6hazk9 wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Lol they sure brainwashed you good into a wilful idiot. Keep on giving them more of your money, someday you'll reach the moon, if by moon you mean bankruptcy.
Worst_Player_Ever t1_j6haxjn wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Talk more with your wife about your feelings
SugarMeShivers t1_j6halwo wrote
Reply to comment by Darkwaxellence in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
It's almost as if it's completely worthless in real life!
ryuzaki003 t1_j6hakwh wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
And then the child woke up, neighbours came, parents FaceTimed and everyone started clapping.
Jakesneed612 t1_j6hakob wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
You have nothing to make up for. You did tell her and she said once she was comfortable it would resume.
TahoeMoon t1_j6h9dh9 wrote
Reply to comment by zugtug in TIFU by expecting to have a birthday cake from my family by [deleted]
Just to ease your worries: she never made an Amazon list, never took me up on my offer.
AlternativeTie4738 t1_j6heflb wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Ye why would you buy low to sell high? Crazy tactics