Recent comments in /f/tifu
slothlikeagility t1_j6hmazg wrote
Reply to Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
your boss sounds like an asshole, i’d be so pissed off
ETH_Knight t1_j6hm7qi wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Because you invest for the future. You make profits by buying low and selling high.
[deleted] OP t1_j6hm5ev wrote
Reply to comment by Kayback2 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
She stopped for a good reason. I mean you would be uncomfortable too if you are carrying 2 babies inside of you. She is not mad that I masturbated, she was mad that I didn't tell her about my sexual frustration and we always had an agreement that we will tell each other everything.
[deleted] OP t1_j6hm10b wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Please no. I am married.
AlsoNotTheMamma t1_j6hlnuo wrote
If an opportunity seems too good to be true, it usually is.
kyle_bautista t1_j6hkryp wrote
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Protocol117 t1_j6hkorq wrote
Reply to comment by Titariia in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
Lol I mean..America, the land of rugged individualism. It's basically lawless.
Newwavhallucinations t1_j6hkfb8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking one Starbucks coffee and now I have an exam in 12 hours by asian_sensation7
Exercising that late, especially running can make hard for me to sleep.
That much coffee that late in the day is a bad idea too.
star86 t1_j6hjyn4 wrote
We have the same rule in SF: do not get on the empty car, it’s empty for a reason. It’s incredible how disgusting a human can smell, one of the worst smells.
kytheon t1_j6hjvdz wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking one Starbucks coffee and now I have an exam in 12 hours by asian_sensation7
You might have some extra stress from the exam keeping you awake.
OkVolume1 t1_j6hjg2u wrote
The real question is if the meth lab is yours.
FilmAdministrative44 t1_j6hjfjs wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
"im not a weak man who can't go for a few months without sex."
I'll be honest with you, if you masturbated, this should classify as not having been able to endure it.
OMGoblin t1_j6hjf6n wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my girlfriend to pick between me and someone else and saying I wouldn’t care who she picked. by [deleted]
It is your fault you are mad. You have expectations that someone else should be with you despite what they want. When your expectations aren't met, you shouldn't get angry. When you get angry you shouldn't expect anyone to sit there and validate you being angry with them. Its very childish to expect someone else to do what you want just because thats what you want, whether it's a relationship or otherwise
So, ultimately the situation is fair, it just doesn't feel good and for that I'm sorry and hope you find someone who actually lives close enough to see. Long distance or online relationships are always flimsy.
johnackelley t1_j6hjecs wrote
Reply to comment by Razkal719 in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
OP is definitely in the wrong, but refusing to hear a problem unless it's accompanied by a solution is why so many businesses fail. Unless it's explicitly your job to come up with solutions for a given problem, you should not have to offer a solution. Whoever manages the aspect of the company with the problem should offer the solution.
Shutting down criticism is a fantastic way to never grow. This applies to people, business, and anything else with problems. Also, it seems that companies are never on the hook for offering solutions to their employees problems.
Poor performance? "Find a way to fix it or you're fired." Problem with the company? "Offer a solution or shut up." Funny how that works.
max8126 t1_j6hjctr wrote
Reply to comment by Leaguefizzics in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
This is like trying to justify jumping off the cliff is ok by saying we are all going to die someday.
OkVolume1 t1_j6hj6wf wrote
Dave is the real author of the FU.
OkVolume1 t1_j6hj4jf wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Let's all give this wholesome guy a hand.
tasKinman t1_j6hj3gu wrote
Just remember: you can never be overdressed.
[deleted] t1_j6hj2og wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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Kayback2 t1_j6hfn1i wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Eh, it's not a FU.
It's a bit of a messy situation, but she was the one who stopped the sex, the ball's in her court.
Hurr hurr .
Sure an argument could be made for you looking at porn, but even not then.
You relieved a need, without pressuring her.
FriscoKid96 t1_j6hf0v0 wrote
Reply to comment by mojobox in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Government adoption of crypto is bad for a variety of reasons. Maybe if you fathomed one or two of those you would have a little fuller of an understanding.
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Kayback2 t1_j6hez2o wrote
Reply to TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Eh, it's not a FU.
It's a bit of a messy situation, but she was the one who stopped the sex, the ball's in her court.
Hurr hurr .
Sure an argument could be made for you looking at porn, but even not then.
You relieved a need, without pressuring her.
mojobox t1_j6heqtj wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Funny how you guy are never able to fathom that someone fully understanding the technology comes to the conclusion that it’s not the best thing since sliced bread.
If a government decides to adopt crypto technology it won’t be any of your existing beenz.
varg91 t1_j6hmq39 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Like father like son