Recent comments in /f/tifu
rakanishusmom t1_j6hvbkr wrote
I grew up in Moscow and from a very early age learned that you never get into an empty subway car when it’s busy. There is always a reason it is empty. Sorry this happened to you.
Popatteri t1_j6hvayb wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I did my research and crypto is greater fool theory.
anarae t1_j6hv8sg wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
I've been wanting to try a cup, and now I probably won't.
full_bl33d t1_j6hv6r4 wrote
Reply to comment by iIIegally_blonde in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
A friend and I came across one early morning commute in bk. We both knew not to take the bait but he was too curious. He went in real quick and came flying back out. He didn’t want to talk about it but we were laughing. Never take the bait
bakirelopove t1_j6huwr2 wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
I just wanna know if it's any good 😟
Chasethemac t1_j6huujm wrote
Reply to comment by deco19 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Who hurt you lol
RawWulf t1_j6humjf wrote
Never ride in the “empty” car.
RealFakeLlama t1_j6hum97 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
You browsing porn - not a big issue.
You accidently rubbing one out to your dad - well, it was an accident, so dont sweat it... but dont mention it to anyone if you dont want to.
Your dad maybe having an affair? - you could easely ask him. 'Dad, i was browsing porn and saw you, just wanted to be sure if its intentional it online and are you sure mom is ok with it? Because lm gonna ask her the same in an hour.'
And just in case your mom is not ok with it, screenshot some of it and log it in case she needs the evidence. In case they are swingers or something, delete it after you had the conversasions with both if them
IGetHighAndAdoptDogs t1_j6hul97 wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
He has them, but they all simultaneously agreed…
Horniness > Pride
100k_changeup t1_j6huetd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Oh say more.
[deleted] OP t1_j6hu2iq wrote
Reply to comment by notyouravgbelle in TIFU by buying secondhand/knockoffs shoes from goodwill by [deleted]
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IrozI t1_j6hty2u wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
I am so sorry
Mike_hawk5959 t1_j6htsc9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Was there a separate person taking those pictures?
Cuz there's a possibility your mom already knows....
Ok-Permission-2687 t1_j6htsaw wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
OP wanked to his dad. This thread is an alternate universe, all is okay.
YourScaleyOverlord t1_j6htl7m wrote
Reply to comment by Cognac_and_swishers in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I think most of them just can't word good
koalasarentferfuckin t1_j6htkcz wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
I've seen this episode before. You should just let this lie and also be leery of any nefarious looking gas station owners especially if there's a12-year old with face tattoos.
[deleted] OP t1_j6hti88 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
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FilmAdministrative44 t1_j6htfw5 wrote
Reply to comment by I-Passed6789 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
i ahrer with yoir point tho.
FilmAdministrative44 t1_j6htcai wrote
Reply to comment by I-Passed6789 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
i think o came off on the wrong foot here, im not sayong what he did was a bad thing, god no. What im trying to say is that what he said is a really tiny bit hypocritical.
arnhdgs t1_j6ht84a wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking one Starbucks coffee and now I have an exam in 12 hours by asian_sensation7
A Venti Americano has four shots of espresso. Not the best idea at 3p, particularly if you don't drink coffee regularly. Be glad that you didn't have a Venti drip brew, there's even more caffeine in that.
-holdmyhand t1_j6ht4j1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
>But I feel bad for doing this to that poor lady but she said it was okay but I feel she'll be having nightmares tonight.
She'll be fine, medical personnel oftentimes deals with much worse cases.
andrewta t1_j6hsnxn wrote
Reply to comment by varg91 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
🤣
andrewta t1_j6hskza wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Narrator: that would be a no
Secret_Tie_8907 t1_j6hsd2s wrote
Reply to comment by bakirelopove in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Really, do you have any consciences?
I-Passed6789 t1_j6hvfli wrote
Reply to comment by FilmAdministrative44 in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
How is it hypocritical?