Let's be honest 5% is a massive exposure for a portfolio at any scale. How about 0%.

Thumpnail. I see what you did there.

I bet you just found your new go to video

Being friends doesn't mean you have feelings for someone from the beginning. We got close, I started seeing her, I developed feelings for her, I asked her out. The friendship was genuine.

He doenst have to say he saw the whole video - he can just say the thumpnail was on his browsing screen.

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Now THIS is a TIFU

I think it depends a lot on the details of how your skip level boss asked, and what exactly you said. It's not reasonable to expect you to lie to a superior to cover for your boss. If you went out of your way to give them dirt that's another thing. The whole situation sounds really toxic. In a healthy organization your boss's boss would use the information you provided to help your boss get through this rough patch. Upper management at your company is probably terrible. You should get another gig, this situation is not going to get better.

What field are you in? Your old boss sounds like a superhero. I suggest you reach out to her, come clean, and apologize for your part in the situation.

Its probably the ass eating and pegging part that makes this conversation alot harder to have. Like he's not just admitting to watching porn, he's admitting to watching a particular kind of porn.

>If you are "broke af" crypto is the last thing you should be buying

You did.

Burn the house down and guillotine your nan while you're going at it

People being killed on camera to make a movie. It's debatable if they actually exist or not.

If the internet taught me anything, you'll be having a threesome with mom and dad in 'a few days'

plot twist: OP was whacking it to porn but knows wife uses reddit.

It would make him a hypocrite if he actually started cheating. Masturbating is a sexual act but it is not the same as sex. He wasn't being hypocritical.

You may want to book an appointment with Dr. Freud.

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NYC is hardly the place I'd use as an example of rugged individualism or outright lawlessness. It's the most heavily regulated and surveiled city in the country with the largest Police force in the country.

For you: Meh.

For them: Way better, because then it's just an open relationship and not cheating ^^

Better for sure . They just having fun .

because he couldn't entirely contain his intimate desires.

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