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visit_magrathea OP t1_j6i2aos wrote
Reply to comment by SkipTandem in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I do actually! Check out my music if you’re into it.
xMagical_Narwhalx t1_j6i28v9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
This is what lack of morals does to a mf😂
HeyYouWithTheNose t1_j6i28u6 wrote
Reply to comment by Prind25 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Especially when he sees his mother kissing the father now and again. Scarred for life
Prind25 t1_j6i1zum wrote
Reply to comment by LambKyle in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
I mean it would be for his dad. Dont forget he watched him get rimmed too.
oldcartoons t1_j6i1zh7 wrote
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Your parents know how to use Reddit!
LambKyle t1_j6i1pz9 wrote
Reply to comment by Prind25 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Is it really that embarrassing to say you watching pegging porn to the guy who was getting pegged?
m_ninepoints t1_j6i1ma2 wrote
Reply to comment by BenThereNDunThat in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I agree if by "blockchain technology" you mean the broader semiconductor industry. Blockchain itself has found no meaningful application where traditional database tech wouldn't service faster and more efficiently over the course of its existence. Invest in the industries that make beanie baby manufacturing possible, but not the beanie babies themselves.
BenThereNDunThat t1_j6i17j7 wrote
Reply to comment by m_ninepoints in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I don't disagree.
But if OP is really gung ho on crypto that's a limit I would set.
Honestly, they'd be far better off investing in blockchain technology instead of crypto as their speculative investment as there actually seems to be an upside there.
Upstairs_Sale158 t1_j6i15yn wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Buy high, sell low.
Only way
Sparkie86 t1_j6i12nk wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
You gotta print out the picture of his toes and hang it on their fridge bro. Then never say a word about it and deny it was you.
OkVolume1 t1_j6i124h wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
Too late now. You're best to just let us finish.
Kvzvryv t1_j6i0w8n wrote
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my condolences OP
but this shit is GOLD tier, lmfaoo
lovelysoul711 t1_j6i0mpv wrote
And this is why I will forever live in the sticks. Fuuuck the city!!!! Any city!
Alien_lifeform_666 t1_j6i0kh5 wrote
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Think how much worse it would be if you’d recognised your sister’s tongue piercing…
chuchofreeman t1_j6i0d3g wrote
Hahahah, something similar happened to me a time ago. I was waiting for a tram in one of the busiest parts of town and when it arrived one section of it was empty and the rest completely packed. Of course, because of some odour, it was a homeless man that smelled like fermented shit, piss and alcohol combined. Did the same as you and moved to the next section, trams here are connected so no need to get off it to change.
Secret_Tie_8907 t1_j6i0avb wrote
Reply to comment by Zauberer-IMDB in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Stop wanking to your mama
johndeerdrew t1_j6i061m wrote
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This reads like bad incest fantasy porn. Thanks for a good laugh, though. It was funny, at least.
derionna4l t1_j6hzqln wrote
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Euphoria the TV show
[deleted] OP t1_j6hzh80 wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_j6hzdm7 wrote
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iPirateGwar t1_j6hzag1 wrote
Reply to comment by Loko8765 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I’m not pro crypto but the U.K. £, a reasonably well supported currency and, at times, the major world currency (albeit it a while back) lost up to 20% in one day last year because they put a moron in charge of the country.
What does imply strength in the US$ though is that you had a moron in charge 2016-20 who tanked the economy, built up huge debt levels to the proportionate extent that it would kill many national economies and you survived. The current government is working hard to stabilise it but next time you probably won’t be so lucky. So don’t vote the morons back in.
And crypto….jeez. It’s still an elitist tool whereby the rich screw over those of us too idiotic to see through it.
Zauberer-IMDB t1_j6hz02t wrote
Reply to comment by Secret_Tie_8907 in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
Do you have any common sense? This shit is made up.
heyitsvonage t1_j6hyy0c wrote
Dave just knows how the richest people actually dress lol
He went with the old Mark Cuban t-shirt lol
HarbingerML t1_j6hywu1 wrote
Reply to comment by heyitsvonage in TIFU by going on a nsfw sub. by [deleted]
The content we're after!
WashGodMega t1_j6i2fyc wrote
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Therapist guna be earning their pay on this one sheesh