Hi thank you for reading!! I don't think she was upset I think I just made her feel awkward. We have been spending a lot of time together recently going for lunch and having dinners so maybe she assumes I've caught feelings 🤷.

I'm so tired of this stupid shit on TIFU

who cares if it is. not like youre ever gonna know, just enjoy the story. cringe with op, not at op xD

> but mainly go for females but like dominate females.

Ok, so. This is the only real fuck up here.

They're women, and some of them are dominant.

If you ever want to get within 1,000 feet of one, you'll need to internalize all that and more, and learn the difference between "dominate" and "dominant."

Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck. Aside from the HUGE overlap between ENM and kink, that's just... really weird.

congratulations on sharing your bad experience. it was a good one xD

my god, sorry man. id just leave it and not mention it tbh lol

This is the real downside on searching for local porn i guess, sorry for your new memories😅

Good to hear.

I got bullied a lot in high school, in the 80s. In those days, fighting wasn't as huge a deal, but, still, detention or suspension. And, our principal made the guy in the Breakfast Club seem tolerant and understanding.

Anyway - I always fought back, always got the blame, always got the detention/suspension.

And then, one day, I no longer got punished for fighting back. not even for teh ball peen hammer incident.

Nearly 40 years later, I found out why. Dad had paid a visit to the principal, and threatened him with a beating the next time he blamed me for starting fights.

Having your parents on your side is awesome, dude. Don't take shit from bullies.

It sounds like your lesson is somehow more about carrying cash than about crypto. Even without having crypto problems, you wouldn't have had cash in your wallet.

Also how much was this barber? The ATM wouldn't give you enough to pay him, and you needed to get cash back at a gas station, too? Damn.

> dad slaps him on the back

“Ah, like father like son eh?”

Seems like the sexual preferences are in the genes 🗿

to compare, what you are saying could be compared to someone who drinks a cup of cocoa despite them being on a pledge on not eating chocolate anymore.

Waaay better. You got to fap through the eyes of your mom looking at your old man.

my comment isnt about cheating, anon.

Yes that point was brought up in the discussion.

Also no lawyers are getting involved. Where cornered, he said he was just playing around and my "attack" was dismissed as just a reflex action. The school is not barring me from boards as the teachers testimony was completely in my favor. Sure, I might get shunned but screw that at this point.

Sauce?

This is one of those things you keep to yourself and hope you forget it. Or just fuck it yes i did it and move on. Or always look back at this moment knoeing that when you do you will see these images in your head forever scaring you untill you die or lose the memory.

What do you think you have to make up for? This self flagellation is unhealthy.

Dad said he will join me in some MMA classes :D

If only you understand the powers of the asian bidet

I mean that would take away attention from the situation

You didn't hit first. You already said he shoved you. That's attacking.

"he physically attacked me, I defended myself" is literally all you should say until your parents get a lawyer involved

Expectations ≠ Reality

This is one of the craziest TIFU stories I've read. Damn, OP, sorry. But what a hell of a story.

Read the whole thing it’s a joke.