Yup, she measured it too.

Sauce?

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> a few bananas later

Had me rolling

dear god the comments

Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Of course he’s into the same stuff as his dad. Why be ashamed? 😂

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Old man take a look at my life i'm a lot like youuuuu....

This is the problem with putting your butthole adventures online though. You may have gotten to the point where it doesn’t hurt you, but your KIDS are gonna be fucked up by that shit

Native new yorkers know to avoid those magically empty cars. There's always a reason it's empty and it's never pleasant.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

You have a wife who is pregnant with twins and dealing with her crazy mother? If not then you wouldn't know how stressful she is right now. Also the reason I think I have to make it upto her because she and I agreed that whenever we feel like we aren't getting enough sex or our communication has a gap or our feelings are changing we would first talk about it without judgements. I know masturbation was not a bad thing. She is not upset about that. She was upset I didn't voice my concern because I was kinda sexually frustrated and didn't talk to her about it. She thought I was looking at another woman and after I explained she did calm down

I’m sorry you have made this discovery, I’m sure it’s disconcerting to say the least.
Also, thank you for sharing this story here, but my personal opinion is this is the wrong sub. You didn’t fuck up, fucked up came and found you.
Deep breath, hopefully it’s not as bad as it seems.

Only if he breaks his arms.

I'm not sure which one is worst, OP'S post or this post of a girl using her mom's dildo that's a mold of her dad's penis.

A chip off the old cock.

New isekai plot sounds dope

Hi thank you for reading!! I'm honestly hoping for the best, she's always been emotionally insightful and thoughtful whenever I've had a problem so I'm hoping she doesn't overthink this. She does have a problem of overthinking things which is why I think I fucked up

HAHAHA!! Porn doesn't really excite me that much because I have a wife. She is hot.

op is bi, i dont think he would have cared lol

hahahahahha true xD

i was thinking maybe theyd been reuploaded by someone else, but if theres that many... nah, thats them xD

Get over it, you have been conceived by your dad's penis ejaculating into your mother's uterus.

We are all the same but dicks and fannys.

You should relax a bit and just remember it as a funny note in your life.

or… just not say anything? its your parents’ lives.

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well if you were blind, in around 7 years your visual memory will fade. Two birds one stone? get some eyebleach lol