Oh, I did. Still doesn’t make it funny.

Uh, one hand to spread and the other to reach up in there.

Tbh I think I may have been a little bit tipsy when it happened and not being as anxious as I would have been sober (beyond the initial 'oh shit' realization) helped.

I was definitely waaay more anxious the first (and only) time I used a tampon as a teenager. I didn't have to go to the hospital then, but I did almost pass out next to the toilet when I tried to take the tampon out.

Try to fit in a nap sometime before the exam, not too long though or you'll be even more tired. More coffee will not help, just in case you're considering that

I mean, ya fuck the CEO and Home Depot for this.

But this isn't the place and you're just being obnoxious, you're being the person who just can't help but scream their moral outrage everytime someone does something you don't like.

OP isn't to blame for what rich assholes are doing.

people believe these random fanfics?

This is why you don’t get tribal or barb wire tattoos. Which was it OP?

Well, thats most likely a fabrication. Like....cmon. most of these TIFU posts are just point farmers anyway. Rarely do i see something that has credible story

Oh the hell did you manage to get it out?!?!?!

Definitely worse.

Ever heard of random walk. That is the market phenomenon that you don’t know when and in what direction the market will go.

One time, near the end of my period, I forgot I had one in me and I masturbated with an internal vibrator. I only realized when I went to use the toilet afterwards. It was shoved up further than I normally have it, but thankfully I was able to get it out without issue. I'm just surprised blood didn't get on the vibe

Am I the only one who scrolled through the comments fully expecting someone to as for the sauce / link???

Ahh...reddit!

I lost my menstrual cup after I moved, but I had this issue where I would try to get it out but it pretty much created a vacuum seal inside of me. It’s great because it works, but then when you try to get it out, it was awful.

I would have to kind of pinch it inside of me to release the vacuum around the lip of it and then it would come out fine, but there is definitely a learning curve.

I think if I get one again I will opt for one with a loop at the bottom since I think the little grooves on the stem weren’t great for my needs and probably contributed to my issue.

For me, pads and tampons are easier, but I just wanted to be more environmentally conscious.

And the sex-pornoshooting-swinging-kink-dad dad would answer something like "noooooo... but if your mom started today id be happy for some og that red stuff" and OP would 🤢🤮😵😱

Funny story, if only it was real

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I guess OP could broach it with something like “Hey dad, are you on Reddit?”

Ahhh NYC. Def do not miss working in the city.

theme of the subreddit, I guess :')

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It's perfect for r/pettyrevenge

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Fucking cringe saying. Doubly so since I doubt you yourself understand macroeconomics either.

>Also, stop being so concerned about who your parents fuck.

Personally, I think I’d be a little concerned about learning that my dad might be evil. Don’t see how this is a live and let live kinda situation unless I was sure they were both in on it.