Recent comments in /f/tifu
Wild1inMKE t1_it5thm7 wrote
Reply to comment by BadBoyJH in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Exactly what I meant
LandOfLostSouls t1_it5tgxz wrote
Reply to TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
Ayyyy I saw your post on r/wellthatsucks
ajstaff t1_it5tgmi wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my year long friend ship by [deleted]
... Now I really miss 5th grade.
benyoderusa t1_it5tg5s wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
I’m sorry you’re going through this. I can’t imagine what it feels like, and I’m sure it is scary to have this be in front of your family and community now. But I am confident you will persevere through it. You did nothing wrong here IMO. I think telling someone in a position to help was the right call. Your teacher sounds like a good natured person who is just trying to help. I’m sure they will understand. This is part of the process to healing. Good luck OP, we are all pulling for you and proud of you. You have the strength to fight through this and come out stronger on the other side !
[deleted] OP t1_it5tcge wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my year long friend ship by [deleted]
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chrollo_on t1_it5szew wrote
Don't listen to them comments, it's a sign to stop taking shrooms'
BadBoyJH t1_it5sz1x wrote
Reply to comment by Wild1inMKE in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Ethics aside, she's likely a mandatory reporter, and legally had no choice but to report it.
TiltedWombat t1_it5sy9j wrote
What game were you trying to get
Wild1inMKE t1_it5sdr7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Appreciate that what she is doing is in your best interest. You can still give her little gifts. In fact she may appreciate them as a sign that you are not upset with her reporting the SA, and that you understand that ethically, she has to report it.
Just as you would like her to understand how you feel; look at this from her perspective and try to understand how she may feel.
cyclops_strenuus t1_it5sco6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Listen, i think you're very brave for telling her about it. Now you're panicking, which is understandable, because you don't know what comes next. But your teacher sounds like a good person, I'm sure they will do everything in their power to help you. I think this might be the starting point for a process that will do you good!
psychalist t1_it5ry8h wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my year long friend ship by [deleted]
Leave her alone
GuyOne t1_it5rv98 wrote
Reply to TIFU by ruining my year long friend ship by [deleted]
OP, can you please add a TL;DR? Thanks!
JuliaThaddeus12 t1_it5rtov wrote
Yea, you shouldn’t have lied. But her joking about you being a virgin just rubs me the wrong way tbh. I think she might have some emotional issues (jealousy, insecurity maybe, immaturity). Good on you for telling the truth btw. We all lie about dumb stuff sometimes, the best people are the ones that can admit that they lied. In the future, hopefully you get with someone who you can like, actually feel comfortable enough to be open with. As a woman who’s dated virgins and nonvirgins, her behavior about sex/virginity screams insecurity in my opinion. She needs to address certain emotions she has about sex, and figure out where these fears come from. It sounds like she might be scared of your ex, and can’t handle the fact that you A. Had sex with your ex, and B. Lied to her, because what else have you lied about? (In her mind). She’s going to have to examine her role in all this, because it’s not just your fault. the thing you lied about is such a weird thing to feel like you would have to lie about, which makes me wonder if maybe you weren’t feeling respected or trusted enough in the relationship
TheToyScarecrow t1_it5qyx1 wrote
Reply to comment by TSCCaillou in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Worse than that 3g not fully dried. /s
There a lot of factors on when it hits and how hard it hits.
TSCCaillou t1_it5pupl wrote
Reply to comment by TheToyScarecrow in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
On a hero dose of 3gs ill bet too
throwaway_nowgoaway t1_it5pcw0 wrote
Reply to comment by thatsoundthough in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Wow, maoi experience sounds kind of scary
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throwway_1768 OP t1_it5n9nr wrote
Reply to comment by thatsoundthough in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
Thank you for saying this. I too hope that we're able to move past this some day. Even if we're not able to, I still think I'm going to take the time to build the courage and the ability to have difficult conversations with my partner
thatsoundthough t1_it5msfg wrote
Reply to comment by throwway_1768 in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
Then move on. Mourn the relationship if you want to, be friends with each other if you can. If you get back together when you're both more mature, cool. If not, you just go on. This isn't a monstrous offense on anyone's part. Just be human with each other and talk. Be totally honest and respectful with each other.
nightrook t1_it5mq09 wrote
Shrooms can do that to you if you take too much lol.
[deleted] t1_it5mcpd wrote
Reply to TIFU by installing a new water heater by black_albedo
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blackcatonacid OP t1_it5lamq wrote
Reply to comment by Ragnarotico in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
I knew who I am , that what made it even more confusing.. I couldn't remember the last year of my life or so... My last memory was at my home country at my old apartment.. I freaked out trying to understand how I got here All I could think is how the hell did I fucked up so bad to get into this situation
throwway_1768 OP t1_it5lah1 wrote
Reply to comment by TekkerJohn in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
>What is the "joke"?
It might sound weird now that I think about it, but it'd be comments along the lines of "haha you've never touched a girl before".
I see your point but I don't think i can redeem myself over lying to her.
JuliaThaddeus12 t1_it5l100 wrote
Reply to comment by JuliaThaddeus12 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Should probably go without saying, but make sure your gf is okay too. If you can, you guys should take some time to seriously rest your minds. Your mind has been stressed and stretched a bunch, and it needs to recuperate. Don’t take any drugs for a while, try meditation, try talking with someone who’s had experience tripping, keep things positive in the house (positive music, no tv/movies that’s sad or scary). If you’re religious, make sure you pray. If you have a therapist, make sure you talk to them. Spend time together. Get plenty of sleep. Spend time in sunlight- do not stay locked up in your house. Warn the guy you bought them from. For real, there might be something VERY wrong with the mushrooms you took, and you don’t want other people to have the experience you did. I’m guessing those mushrooms were not psilocybin but were something else.
axewhyzedd t1_it5tp4q wrote
Reply to TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
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