Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] t1_j6ije7t wrote
Reply to comment by m_ninepoints in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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NeedsMaintenance_ t1_j6iiohv wrote
Reply to comment by poo_munch in Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
I don't believe it after cheating you like that.
Sounds like a real piece of shit.
ThadisJones t1_j6iilie wrote
I just attended a funeral on Saturday where my parents assured me it was going to be a casual event and that I could dress casually.
It was very much NOT a casual dress event and although I hate wearing a suit coat at least I had the foresight to bring it, and wear a button down shirt and nicer pants.
ZombaeKat t1_j6iikmw wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work by [deleted]
Being work friends with someone isn’t leading them on even if one party like the other. Again, Him liking his female friend isn’t her leading him on, he is not entitled to a romantic relationship. You have a weird way of thinking about relationships.
apexncgeek t1_j6iiel5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work by [deleted]
Backstabbing your friend, possibly costing him his job, most likely ruining any chance he had with the girl, and using his action towards someone else to legitimize your action. Man, that's a trifecta of FU with one sentence. Upvoted.
Irradiatedspoon t1_j6ii6dq wrote
Reply to comment by Liberal-Patriot in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
And yet it still has the most superheroes out of any city in the US, hmmm?
deco19 t1_j6ii2tv wrote
Reply to comment by Chasethemac in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
No one. I hate scammers. Seems like a normal thing to hate, no?
[deleted] OP t1_j6ihlgi wrote
Reply to comment by Xelacik in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
I actually rarely watch porn. And we both think it is disrespectful to your spouse if they masturbate by looking at the picture of a random man/woman.
[deleted] t1_j6ihdoh wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
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doomgrin t1_j6iglxt wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
It’s a dead cat bounce
The thing about dropping 75% from all time high and putting everyone under water is that the 30% increase over 2 months is insignificant when it needs to go 300% to get back to ATH
barsoapguy t1_j6igldt wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Ah so sad ,you’ll waste so much money in your life being sold on “the next big thing” in the hopes of a jackpot.
barsoapguy t1_j6igbhs wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Back, it’s a scam.
barsoapguy t1_j6ig3zt wrote
Reply to comment by BenThereNDunThat in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I would describe crypto as a scam and not an investment.
This guy also needs to be brought up to speed on the various scams in life.
r/scams
OkVolume1 t1_j6ig0ir wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking one Starbucks coffee and now I have an exam in 12 hours by asian_sensation7
The real FU is flexing that you can afford college AND Starbucks in this economy.
ImperceptibleFerret t1_j6ifwyh wrote
Reply to comment by QuirkyWizard in TIFU By telling my platonic friend I would date her by QuirkyWizard
You’ve definitely caught feelings, or have had them for a long time judging by your post. Paying for almost everything for two years in a purely platonic friendship (barring extreme income disparity) is more than a little unusual.
OkVolume1 t1_j6ifn8x wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
One girl, one doctor, one cup.
Hehe_boi420 OP t1_j6ifl7k wrote
Reply to comment by Squigglepig52 in TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
Thanks such for the kind words and advice stranger 🥲 I always had a problem standing up for myself but am trying to improve now. You have one hell of a dad! I am happy that mine fought for me too today. He yelled at the principal for the first and only time and it was awesome.
He has also agreed to get me enrolled in MMA classes too so that's an upside.
Xelacik t1_j6iffgg wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by masturbating to my wife's photo by [deleted]
So she gets pissed when you look at other women??? She thinks you never watch porn?
PicardTangoAlpha t1_j6if6jb wrote
Reply to TIFU by beating a bully by Hehe_boi420
OP you should stick up for yourself and not allow a slanderous version of events to become official party line. Stand your ground with these people.
ArsonicForTheSoul t1_j6ienco wrote
Reply to comment by tasKinman in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
I feel like a tux at the local pool might be a bit overdressed.
But I'm poor, so what do I know.
stablecryptoscam t1_j6iej43 wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Shoulf have shilled your crypto to the barber and the gas vending machine. How else is it gonna go up? Go find new suckers so you can cash out.
[deleted] OP t1_j6ie9mm wrote
Reply to comment by driscan in TIFU by inadvertently getting my boss fired, making life even worse and now maybe getting fired myself by [deleted]
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Cherry___Popper OP t1_j6ie9jv wrote
Reply to comment by HighwayApothecary in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
I once didn't notice that the tampon string was in the applicator and not hanging out so it went with the tampon inside me and I had to fish it out and I was freaking out and almost passed out from that, so you can imagine what I went through when an entire device was stuck inside me.
I genuinely tried everything but it was way too far up there, it took the doctor quite a while to get it out, she looked more scared than I was!
stablecryptoscam t1_j6ie86i wrote
Reply to comment by BenThereNDunThat in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Broke af people are the precise target of crypto. People see 1 in a billion guy put 1k in shib and retire and think they can do the same.....after it has already 10000x.
amillefolium11 t1_j6ijxfb wrote
Reply to TIFU by going behind my girlfriend’s back and getting a paternity test by -1KingKRool-
Hey, I laughed. Ya got me, at least it wasn't loss