Recent comments in /f/tifu
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6jddhh wrote
Can’t you walk from one car to another in NYC subways? You didn’t have to wait until the next stop
LightningGoats t1_j6jd3ua wrote
Reply to comment by merdub in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I get people not being able to wait till a stop to vomit. But once I experienced the most absurd public transit vomiting episode ever: The tram stopped at a (duh) stop, and the doors opened. A man stopped at the opening, and vommited a huge load into the car. Like, he could have literally turned his head and vommited outside. Then he enters, sloshing through the vomit, leaving vomit-y footprints all the way.
JustSpeaker208 OP t1_j6jcsxt wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
awww lol i will! im seeing him again today with his best friend at disneyland so ill make sure to bring it up 😂
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6jcotg wrote
Reply to comment by Sufficient-Ad451 in TIFU by leaving my coffee in the car by MommaSunshine212
Throwing up in your mouth is inconsiderate to the spider that was living there
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6jcivr wrote
Tell Dave I said happy birthday!
Lallner t1_j6jc7lv wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
How, exactly, does one dress up as a Jew?
JustSpeaker208 OP t1_j6jbd10 wrote
Reply to comment by bros402 in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
😂😂😂 if this is true, then this makes me feel a whole lot better as i was worried that i was eating with the wrong fork while also worried about my outfit! thank you for this comment, i needed this ☺️
RetroRedditor OP t1_j6jb5q6 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
>The solution is to keep in contact, playfully flirting while making it clear that they are friend-zoned with no chance.
I don't understand this part of your reply. Are you saying this is for the guy?
bros402 t1_j6jb1wv wrote
You probably looked really rich to the people there - everyone knows the rich people underdress to fancy places
DayumnDamnation t1_j6jaxv4 wrote
Reply to comment by PanzerSloth in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
That thing about the panzer...
PanzerSloth t1_j6ja4dl wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
You had so many opportunities to realize "Maybe dressing up as a Nazi is a bad idea" and breezed right past every single one of them.
RetroRedditor OP t1_j6j9xfs wrote
Reply to comment by burner7651 in TIFU Telling a friend I need space because I still have feelings for her by RetroRedditor
Thanks, man. It's rough, but we'll make it through
If there is something I can share that will help you, it is this -
Don't be afraid to tell her how you feel. Ideally, talk to her about it - not over a text. If she is as close of a friend as you think and she is mature enough, she will understand and respectfully tell you how she feels about it. If she doesn't, then was she really the type of person that could have given you what you want in a relationship?
I spent a week figuring out if I wanted to ask out my friend, because she is my best friend and it's the first time I wanted to ask a friend. When I did, she paused, sure, but she also told me what she thought and didn't cut me off. Did it hurt? Yes, it hurt a lot and it still does. However, I have found some peace of mind that I can go talk to other women and look for what I want. She helped me figure out what that was, even though that was never intended
Would it be nice if she came around? Yep, it would. But we have to be real with ourselves. The only thing we can control in life is what we do, not what others do. We can use that to protect or to hurt ourselves.
The replies here and my friends I've spoken to over the past day have helped me realize this and reset. When I'm ready to reach out to her again, I hope we could be friends again. If she decides that's not ok at that time, then that is also fine. I said what I needed to say to her, and now that is off my chest
JustSpeaker208 OP t1_j6j9s04 wrote
Reply to comment by MrMisties in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
you too 😉😁
MrMisties t1_j6j9ncu wrote
Reply to comment by JustSpeaker208 in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
Yeah it does, thank you and have a good one
JustSpeaker208 OP t1_j6j9fmh wrote
Reply to comment by MrMisties in TIFU by wearing a T-shirt to a restaurant by JustSpeaker208
i just had someone ask me this through PM, and with that I'll tell you through here too that Dave and I are casually seeing each other (aka a situationship). we've been friends for 4 years and have had on and off feelings for each other for a while too. We officially flipped the switch in May of 2022, and we are happy with how we are doing things considering our busy schedules! hope this clears some stuff up 😊😆
[deleted] t1_j6j99aq wrote
Reply to comment by anarae in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
You should try it. After practice it's the best really !
lcbomber t1_j6j95ky wrote
Reply to comment by Chasethemac in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Apparently my colorful profile pic? I gambled a whole 0 dollars and my reddit profile on it so
[deleted] t1_j6j8zke wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
It takes some time but when you got it it's the best !! Make sure the size is good and you get a good feeling.
I fold it, put in in, pull it back a little bit and then insert. When removing squeeze it a bit so it isn't stuck and clean.
Edit i read here one girl squads but if i do this i can't get it in so it works different for everyone. Important is that you break the vacuum if you want to get it out and indeed you have different kinds. You have with different kinds of ends but also material
MrMisties t1_j6j8qho wrote
So is Dave in the friendzone or is he actually chill
Leovaderx t1_j6j8o7c wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway262r in TIFU by punching a guy in the penis by Eldautor
Its an easy google search mate.
Ps. Having looked at more recent numbers, the average has jumped to 17 years, with only like 30 something % doing it by 16 years. I was likely remebering numbers i looked up 10 years ago.
RanCestor t1_j6j87qd wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
Menstral Cup sounds like something that is in between the Major and Minor arcana in Tarot.
PickPeckSnide t1_j6j7m6i wrote
Reply to comment by Cherry___Popper in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
Some cups allow a refund if it doesn’t work for you. For example, saalt has a 2 cycle guarantee.
Another thing that might help is looking up the anatomy down there. Even if you push it in, there’s really no where for it to go. The “furthest” it can go is to suction directly to a wall, which doesn’t make it harder to remove.
My advice is to put it in, and wait for 12 hours to remove it. You probably tried to remove it right away the first time, right? After 12 hours, it will have filled and be a little lower. Put on your favorite mindless tv show, and sit on a towel on a couch or bed propped up with pillows. Lean back with your knees up like you are squatting, but relax your legs. Just focus on the show while you try to get it out. If you start getting frustrated watch tv for 5 mins until you relax again. Your mantra is “there is nowhere for the cup to go. I will get it out”
Feel free to DM me for advice or support before trying the doctor again.
pizza_gremlin t1_j6j786p wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
So cups do have a learning curve, but if even the doctor was struggling, you might want to try a bigger cup size. Not all vagina sizes and depths are the same, so this could be one of the problems it's so hard to get out.
When you do take it out though,don't pull it!! Just pinch it a bit to make a U shape with it (so it stops the suction to the cervix) and then pull it out.
Good luck girlie c:
ThatOneGuy308 t1_j6j75fb wrote
Reply to comment by visit_magrathea in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
To be honest, you probably have a better chance of surviving the stab wound than being ran over by the train, lol
zoronoa24 t1_j6jdfd2 wrote
Reply to TIFU- not caring about my bsf by reddit_fan167567
Its tough, do what you want but be kind about it. And if they can't respect your decisions then just distance yourself for a bit.