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poo_munch OP t1_j6jkcui wrote
Reply to comment by NeedsMaintenance_ in Tifu by accepting a bonus job my from boss by poo_munch
It was a low bar at that McDonald's
foeyy t1_j6jj6cv wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
bitcoin only brutha
Apollo_3249 t1_j6jiult wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
How far down the shaft does it grow op?
stormdelta t1_j6ji0m4 wrote
Reply to comment by FriscoKid96 in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
> Understanding things before passing judgement
As a software engineer with a decade of experience, I understand the tech better than you think. And spoiler: most experienced engineers are skeptical/critical of cryptocurrency as anything but a risky speculative asset (i.e. gambling) at best.
> government adopts crypto technology in fiat currency systems
If you're talking about CBDCs, nobody is seriously proposing those use cryptocurrency chains because it would literally defeat the only supposed point of the tech.
Even the use of CBDCs at all is honestly a bit questionable, as there doesn't seem to be much real need for them in most places, and people are worried after seeing what China did with theirs.
Phatpoopy t1_j6jhqlw wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
💀ain’t no way you thought this through bro change schools or at least apologize and learn as to why that’s offensive
Ground2ChairMissile t1_j6jheph wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
One, circumcision doesn't really have anything to do with nicking your penis. It wouldn't have hurt any less if you had foreskin.
Two, genitals are extremely veinous: there's a ton of blood vessels concentrated in a small area, so even a tiny cut bleeds a lot, like your forehead. You'll see a lot of blood and the cut will open easily, but you're not in any real danger.
Use a topical agent like Neosporin to promote blood clotting and bandage it as best you can. Clean it and reapply the bandage regularly to avoid infection.
And maybe look into laser hair removal if this bothers you that much.
stormdelta t1_j6jh6ya wrote
Reply to comment by lcbomber in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
As someone who lives in Colorado, no they didn't.
They made a partnership with PayPal where you give PayPal a % fee to exchange your cryptocurrency for actual USD, which PayPal then gives to the government. At no point is the government actually accepting Bitcoin as part of that process.
> Plus the blockchain ledger can tell them exactly what’s happened in someone’s account, more transparent than cash.
Complete lack of privacy isn't a positive for most people.
SupaDupaTron t1_j6jg0vv wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Doesn't sound like just a crypto issue, but a money management issue.
dragon34 t1_j6jfnqi wrote
Reply to comment by Cherry___Popper in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
I would also say it's way easier to get them out if you can sit on the toilet and prop your legs up on a stool with your knees apart, and then you can squeeze your kegels and it drops down a bit. You can then get enough of a grip to break the suction and pull it out and dump it right in the toilet.
ActualCannibalMrY8s t1_j6jfafe wrote
Reply to comment by forestapee in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
Yeah there's a little on the base of mine but it seems like OP means all the way up lmao. If it hasn't effected him negatively then it's not an issue I guess though.
m_ninepoints t1_j6jf9fu wrote
Reply to comment by BenThereNDunThat in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
Well, appeal to authority doesn't quite work in this case given that I was a principal engineer at one of those big tech companies :P. People that were pro blockchain were generally not treated favorably because we all know it's utter BS.
Xurza t1_j6jf8o7 wrote
If you can't tell your best friend your true feelings... they ain't your best friend. The vibe I get from reading this is that you two are very close and you want to date someone that close and not just be with randos.
the part that urks me as a man is if she's getting upset that you did something wrong for thinking she is high enough quality to date. As if you have betrayed her or something. Clearly you weren't just hanging out with her all this time for sex. If that were the case after 2 years you woulda moved on.
If I were you, id just set her down and tell her you aren't going to have any hidden agenda. tell her how you feel then ask her something along the lines of "what is it you are looking for? Do you want someone who treats you like I do? cause if so.. im right here."
But if you really aren't interested in her romantically and Ive read everything you said incorrectly, just apologize and suggest you hang out soon and move on with your friendship.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6jf6bv wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my friend’s crush he liked her after he outed this other guy in work by [deleted]
John is an asshole for outing Ben, full stop. Your thing about John is just a weird misunderstanding. But, the important part is that John sucks as a human being
QuirkyWizard OP t1_j6jee5e wrote
Reply to comment by phunkydroid in TIFU By telling my platonic friend I would date her by QuirkyWizard
Thank you for reading and your input!! Yeah I think most people would agree with you lol
Cherry___Popper OP t1_j6jed9c wrote
Reply to comment by makzee in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
I was doing it all while not on my period because it's only starting in a few days so I wanted to test it out and yeah, this all happened.
Ah thank you, I'll check it out!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6je8p1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Pro Tip: Never run for political office or this will be found
makzee t1_j6je3c9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
Try the quiz at putacupinit.com, it was really useful to pinpoint the type of cup that fits me correctly. I also recommend practicing putting it in and taking it when you are not on your period, to lessen the panic and bloodbath that may ensue.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6je1h9 wrote
Reply to comment by ActualCannibalMrY8s in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
Plot Twist: OP is a yeti
forestapee t1_j6je10s wrote
Reply to comment by ActualCannibalMrY8s in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
Its pretty normal to have hair growing on the lower part of the shaft. I'd say it's odd if it's more than a third to half way up.
Depends on dick size too though I imagine. Available surface area and all that
reddit_fan167567 OP t1_j6jdwtl wrote
Reply to comment by zoronoa24 in TIFU- not caring about my bsf by reddit_fan167567
okay thank you. it’s just difficult because her mum treats her like she can’t do anything wrong ykwim?? but i do feel bad for her though but thanks for the reply!!
COGspartaN7 t1_j6jdw68 wrote
Reply to comment by kage11217 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
At one point the grunts turn into quiet weeping
[deleted] OP t1_j6jdtmk wrote
Reply to comment by ActualCannibalMrY8s in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
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ActualCannibalMrY8s t1_j6jdq01 wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
Hold up, are you saying hair grows on your dick itself, like the shaft? Go to a doctor wtf
COGspartaN7 t1_j6jdmoh wrote
Reply to comment by Daveezie in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
I'm stuck in the ATM Help me, Step-CEO!
azrael962 t1_j6jkia7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
I don't think the problem is the circumcision. It sounds like you either have a furry dick or are getting really reckless with the razor.