Recent comments in /f/tifu
ApplePownderShake t1_j6jtsmn wrote
"22f"?
Nah it's more like roughly half of it lol.
AllanfromWales1 t1_j6jtjpr wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
Veet (or similar) is the answer. Hair removal, not shaving. Shaving just makes the hair grow back stronger. You shouldn't have hair on your penis, certainly not on the upper half.
yumirow t1_j6jte0x wrote
Reply to comment by Darkassassin07 in TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033
Lol you're generous, I would have said 8yo top
Darkassassin07 t1_j6jt02f wrote
Not your fault your sister is a psychopath...
She's 22? Sounds more like a 12 year old.
FourthWorldProblem t1_j6jsc3h wrote
Reply to comment by flapadar_ in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
In my case, the carriage was the last one on the train and the sea of poo was right next to the internal door. I imagine that this incident had only just happened and the company hadn't had time to deal with it yet.
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Reply to TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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Reply to comment by JarvoD in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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CalamackW t1_j6jqsz4 wrote
Reply to comment by Liberal-Patriot in TIFU Choosing an empty car on a crowded subway by visit_magrathea
I'm not sure where you get the idea that crime is that bad in NYC. In the US it ranks 80th for murder rate 59th for overall violent crime rate among cities.
Mission-Handle-9033 OP t1_j6jqr7y wrote
Reply to comment by Meg678 in TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033
Fair point. She’s pretty unpredictable. I probably should have picked up that it was setting her off though.
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Reply to comment by MsBitchhands in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
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ChiangRai t1_j6jqqoc wrote
Maybe send a card to the restaurant attention manager, clarifying the truth. The manager can decide to show it to their staff or not. I’d want the truth to be offered if I ever was going to go back or not
Inevitable-Fig6717 t1_j6jozu2 wrote
Reply to comment by aussie_nub in TIFU by buying too much crypto by Colinian18
I have my life saving in it. Lost money on mining, was up 80,000 dollars but held, now I'm down like 17,000 dollars. It comes and goes. I'll just keep holding until the next bull run. At least I hold btc and not some shit coins that went to zero
[deleted] OP t1_j6jov00 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
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Meg678 t1_j6jouqs wrote
By the sounds of it you mean watched an episode of death note with your parents and your sister caused total chaos
DayumnDamnation t1_j6jombo wrote
Reply to comment by PanzerSloth in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Thank you
PanzerSloth t1_j6jo6l4 wrote
Reply to comment by DayumnDamnation in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
You know I always forget what my shitty username is on this site, well played.
Happy cake day you hexagonal fuck lol
hemuliheiluu t1_j6jnt8f wrote
Reply to comment by Apollo_3249 in TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
lol for me there are a couple of hairs growing all the way up on the outer part of the foreskin (bottom side). Just a few which are hard to notice but still there tight lol
TrashBoyGold t1_j6jnhau wrote
Reply to TIFU by shaving my circumcised penis by [deleted]
This is the stupidest post I’ve ever seen on here
Akairichii t1_j6jmvx4 wrote
Reply to comment by distant-starlight in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Absolutely or it's all a fabrication.
Akairichii t1_j6jm27p wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Where in the world is today end or near end of the school year? Your story sounds like someone making up terrible excuses if this was true. Paper to cover up uniform? Students unplanned dressing up as Jews (wtf does that even mean anyway... Concentration camp uniforms, Star of David displayed)? Either that or you all are some insensitive children.
I don't buy this one bit.
Kontrika t1_j6jlqgp wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my coffee in the car by MommaSunshine212
Did you at least taste the spider? Cats don’t seem to like how they taste
Akuma254 t1_j6jl8fo wrote
Definitely not a FU. You were brave enough to admit it and mature enough to get some space when you realized the situation was untenable for you.
Chin up big dawg, you’ve got many more chapters and pages to turn. Hope the next are happier for you, seriously.
lifeunderthegunn t1_j6jkye3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
I mean, you've got the reputation you likely deserve. You wore a fucking Nazi helmet to school. If you really want help repairing your reputation, I would write out a heartfelt and thoughtful apology to the entire school and ask to read it to everyone or get it printed in the school paper. Be proactive about acknowledging how stupid this was and you're incredibly sorry.
QuirkyWizard OP t1_j6jkl3t wrote
Reply to comment by Xurza in TIFU By telling my platonic friend I would date her by QuirkyWizard
Hi thank you for reading and your input!! I don't think she was mad more so caught off guard, I wasn't asking her out or anything because I know she wants things to stay platonic but that was basically my point and what I told her. Her wanting to keep things platonic and that I valued our friendship is the reason I don't ask her out. She still talks to me and we've since seen each other briefly. And I have apologized profusely and she said shes ok with it as long as I don't have ulterior motives.
AllanfromWales1 t1_j6ju1mt wrote
Reply to TIFU- not caring about my bsf by reddit_fan167567
You want to have fun, so you go to hospital? Interesting..