Recent comments in /f/tifu
Burnrate t1_it6s8tw wrote
How is shadowrun lesser known. That's like one of the most famous, inspiration for all sorts of cyberpunk stuff, multiple video games, a movie.
waffleking9000 t1_it6rxik wrote
Reply to comment by IAMSRK07 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
Thank you
Ricksterdinium t1_it6rtfn wrote
And that's how I met your mother.
Disappointment_66624 t1_it6rnnn wrote
Reply to comment by throwway_1768 in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
>It might sound weird now that I think about it, but it'd be comments along the lines of "haha you've never touched a girl before".
Lol you dodged a bullet
Key-Dress-4182 t1_it6qprc wrote
Plot twist, that tech guy probably stole your money
GoBuuku OP t1_it6q9qg wrote
Reply to comment by jlaudiofan in TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
I know this well and even thought about it, but my dumb ass decided I knew better. Sometimes you just do stupid things. I have no excuse.
Deprogram_bot t1_it6q8g3 wrote
See this as a warning sign
Odd_Rutabaga_7810 t1_it6pljf wrote
Reply to TIFU by Taking My Wife’s Lunch Money by OkConcentrate723
I think you are good people who are suffering. You are indulging in small guilty pleasures because you are feeling helpless about the big picture. One place you may be able to get help is at your local library. Reference librarians can sometimes help you research ways to get the assistance you need. I think you are in a marginal financial state and that there are ways you can get some aid that will help you to turn your lives around. That might make you feel less anxious overall. there may even be some low cost therapy that could help with the anxiety. good luck to you!
DaRealBangoSkank t1_it6okwj wrote
As a dumbass who just learned to stop banging everyone at almost 40, good on y’all for the self awareness
3bag t1_it6o1xe wrote
Reply to comment by phigene in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Someone I know had a NDE and saw the machine elves.
Edit: He was terrified and is now afraid of death. Most NDE's experience lightness, tunnel, euphoria etc.
3bag t1_it6nrrb wrote
NTA and you could've been right, she might have.
I think you had a bad time and you'll both get over it.
"but we have talked since and she doesn't resent me for what happened... we both agreed we needed a break until the next trip and there are things in our life we need to change and improve first..."
Absolutely. It sounds like you need to be kind to yourself and each other. Yeah ans as someone else said, stay away from whoever you got them from because that aint right.
Hope you are both ok. try to give each other lots of hugs. Snuggle under a blanket with hot chocolate, you need to comforting.
bangdoy42069 t1_it6nqv9 wrote
RyGuy_McFly t1_it6mofe wrote
Imagine being lonely and having the ability to turn down romantic advances. This is a power I yearn for, but not one I would know how to wield.
TAastronautsloth99 t1_it6m5aq wrote
Reply to comment by JuliaThaddeus12 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Could also be a high tolerance and creeping psychotic symptoms. A cube is a cube is a cube, but taking them a lot changes your brain more than you'll want to believe.
winterbunny13 t1_it6lzxi wrote
Reply to comment by eddiepaperhands in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
The nice guy trope is synonymous with manipulative asshat trying to get laid. Except nice guy takes a lot less to say. This is why I asked you twice to define nice guy, because I feel like you know the trope but are ignoring that on purpose.
TheToyScarecrow t1_it6lx45 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
So most experts agree, shroom trips last between 4 to 6 hours. There’s a number of factors that impact when your peak is how long it lasts, etc. but one of the most important things to remember is if you have what is a potentially a life altering moment during a trip, when you are coming down you will likely be extremely susceptible to having hallucinations that are caused more naturally by something like sleep deprivation, or natural wandering (call of the void).
And I don’t think I could give you an accurate timeline on any of my trips because I didn’t schedule anything but the worst trip of my life started at 9 pm and went through the night, it probably ended around three or 4 AM But I don’t remember sleeping. I do remember the next morning being quite bad however. Previous trips I had a newfound appreciation for things that would last a couple days, some people call it a glow or sparkle. After my worst trip I woke up with a harrowing feeling: like a stain or shadow was cast upon me. It took a long time to shake that off. I suffered from ptsd revisiting moments from the trip that would send me back into despair on a good day. I would literally feel like I was still tripping randomly like a trip with a trip (tripception) especially right afterwards. It’s gotten better, I think it’s been about 2 years since, but every once and awhile I feel a sinking feeling because a memory surfaced.
I will never do shrooms again because for all the fun trips I had one extreme experience ruined anything positive.
I knew where the shrooms came from, I knew what species they were, previous batches from the same spores were no where near the level of intensity that bad trip shrooms were. And it wasn’t just me, there were a total of 5 of us that went on that trip. We all drank the same tea prepped the same way split equally. Only one of us had a “good” trip.
winterbunny13 t1_it6lvxq wrote
Reply to comment by Cl0udSurfer in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
Eddiepaperhands is just pedantic. They know what a nice guy is. It's why they refused to define it for me, because they also knew what op was saying but wanted to be subversive.
They are also mocking someone who might not have English as a first language without even thinking that the internet is more than just an English speaking space.
winterbunny13 t1_it6lgjg wrote
Reply to comment by IAMSRK07 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
You didn't need to tell me to read the edit. I knew you meant nice guy (tm) and not an actual nice guy. This is why I asked them to define nice guy, which they didn't do.
Contank t1_it6l79e wrote
You weren't making the game to profit on it. This was your own wishlist of what you wanted. Now that you know a game exists with those features you can play it
AllanfromWales1 t1_it6l6ml wrote
Reply to comment by SirPage in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
OP says this was a low dose..
Dicer214 t1_it6kvrm wrote
Reply to comment by blackoutintended in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Have you tried talking to him? “Hey you know how I said I didn’t want to see where things went with us? Yeah I changed my mind, get your dick out.”
ConferenceOk1110 t1_it6kv18 wrote
Reply to comment by WickedyWade in TIFU by confessing to my girlfriend that I wasn't actually a virgin by throwway_1768
Yes, but she was making jokes about his sexual experience. Brushing his experience off as 'irrelevant'. Saying he's become a virgin again..
When someone is doing that, it's very difficult to say 'Hey honey, we need to sit down. I've had sex before okay? Deal with it'.
Her ending the relationship while she has been demoting his experiences is not okay if you ask me.
Bi_ass_ho6410 t1_it6kbsu wrote
Reply to comment by IAMSRK07 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
Also you should lose the word “shall” from your vocab.
throwawayxtra1 t1_it6j1wy wrote
Oof. I would play it though ngl
gazorpazorpfuknfield t1_it6sldb wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
10g is WAY WAY too much. If 6-7g wasn't extremely heavy in the past then you are taking very week shooms. For almost everyone 4 or 5g is a heavy dose