Recent comments in /f/tifu
Plenty_Intention1991 t1_j6lfs63 wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Three words. Talk to her. No point telling reddit about this. If you felt uncomfortable with what you did then talk to her about it. If you’re messing with any of these kind of activities you should 100% have a safe word and as long as the two of you communicate you will always be on the same page and you won’t have to worry like this.
IAmanAleut t1_j6lfo6t wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
You're an idiot and I hope you get what you deserve. It is completely unacceptable to even put on a nazi uniform, let alone play some stupid game with others pretending to be Jewish, which is also unacceptable.
[deleted] OP t1_j6lfgeb wrote
Reply to comment by Hartia in TIFU by asking my dad for McDonald’s his told me he’d get me by [deleted]
Idk I just think it was stupid for my to do the same shit over and over again and expect a different outcome. It was my fuck up to believe for once that they would get me fast food (I rarely get to eat out like once every 5-6 months)
AcrobaticSource3 t1_j6lf7cq wrote
The thing you call an FU in this post is you asking for McDonalds? Not everything else that is the actual FUBAR (and not by you)?
Hartia t1_j6lf685 wrote
This isn't a tifu, and none of it is your fault. It's abuse and you need to get out somehow. Stay safe.
amplify06 t1_j6lf217 wrote
Conversation feels weird because you're both avoiding talking about it. You should bring it up, especially if you've enjoyed the intimacy. It could be the beginning of your best relationship ever.
Commercial_Ad332 t1_j6let6l wrote
There are way worse fuck ups. Don't beat yourself up and try to talk it out with your sister, get to the bottom of why she is so upset. You'll be fine OP.
AdvonKoulthar t1_j6lee77 wrote
Lmao, brat of a sister. I’m glad any of siblings got into anime at all, even if it’s just a bit. At least your parents can watch it with you and be normal about it
lady-ish t1_j6le3ca wrote
You didn't do anything wrong.
[deleted] t1_j6le0dv wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Handle-9033 in TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033
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Possible_juror t1_j6ldxpb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by asking my dad for McDonald’s his told me he’d get me by [deleted]
Maybe they can tell their parents and help you
Chores, sure. But the mental abuse and physical abuse needs to be specified. Leave the chores out because most people will say “oh you don’t know how work is” but being slapped by your dad is awful and he needs to be reprimanded. If my child’s friend told me then I would take you in (and probably slap him while I’m at it)
bros402 t1_j6ldwn6 wrote
Go in, say you wanted to give a generous tip to the waitress. Include a note with it
[deleted] OP t1_j6ldpc5 wrote
Reply to comment by Possible_juror in TIFU by asking my dad for McDonald’s his told me he’d get me by [deleted]
I told a teacher before about all the chores and work they make me do and she told me it’s life. All my friends know about it, but we’re kids lol, what can we do
[deleted] OP t1_j6ldoz6 wrote
Reply to comment by Alertnomad in TIFU yesterday IFU by thinking I can run 12 mph by [deleted]
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Possible_juror t1_j6ldmg6 wrote
Do you have a friend you can confide in? A teacher? You need out.
GothicGingerbread t1_j6ldiql wrote
Reply to comment by Cherry___Popper in TIFU by trying a menstral cup by Cherry___Popper
I've tried several different styles. One wiry a straight stem, one with a sort of flat ball, and one with a loop. The loop one was easy as hell to remove; the other two were awful. The straight stem was, by far, the worst – hardest to grasp, kept slipping from between my fingers... The loop is SO EASY.
snarefire t1_j6ldihf wrote
Reply to comment by ForgetTheWords in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Pretty sure after this he wont be going to any post secondary better than a community college (granted comm. colleges can be great) no college is gonna wanna enroll a kid who got expelled in his senior year for dressing up as a nazi and then playing around with another group of kids dressed up as a racist stereotype.
76_iron t1_j6ldh34 wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my coffee in the car by MommaSunshine212
On many phones it's not too hard to change the camera lens.
zakurie t1_j6ldcvl wrote
Reply to comment by WholeSilent8317 in TIFU by going behind my girlfriend’s back and getting a paternity test by -1KingKRool-
Thank you sir. It’s pretty obvious that OP is joking, duh! They are still trying to take advantage of a real tifu to score internet points. r/Jokes would have been a better place for their attempt at humor.
snarefire t1_j6ld6gt wrote
Reply to comment by Theo446_Z in TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
75 years, means their are still plenty of people whose grandparents and parents lived through this. Whose families were literally erased by the holocaust.
snarefire t1_j6ld1vg wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
You literally did something pretty freaking racist and didn't bother to think for literally one second how that might be perceived. Then doubled down on it by probably doing shitty poses with the people who think its funny to dress up as "Jews" you have no reputation. Its gone, destroyed, and frankly deserved.
How the hell you didn't end up in a principals office, and with a phone call to parents I will never know.
The_Lapsed_Pacifist t1_j6ld1gd wrote
Reply to comment by Alertnomad in TIFU yesterday IFU by thinking I can run 12 mph by [deleted]
Fuck that guy! Or rather stop fucking them, immediately. They don’t deserve you OP, have a bit of self respect, they don’t sound like a friend let alone a lover. Unless you’re into that kind of thing in which case, obviously, fill your boots.
mischievouslyacat t1_j6lcs37 wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Handle-9033 in TIFU by introducing my family to death note by Mission-Handle-9033
Listen, your sister's drama is not a conflict created by you. You liked something and wanted to bond with your family over the same thing. That is wholesome and there's nothing wrong with that. It's not up to you to keep your sister's personality in check
MaximumEngineering8 t1_j6lcrqf wrote
Reply to comment by rtosser in TIFU by accidentally making a border patrol officer think I called him a liar. by bcheng81
Yeah, I was like, wait he must be black to have been questioned like that. But he got off with just a snarky comment, so must be white!
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6lfudk wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Let's hope she calls the police and files sexual assault charges so everyone who lives nearby you know how fucked up you are.