Recent comments in /f/tifu
dooderino18 t1_it75zth wrote
Reply to comment by IAMSRK07 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
Yeah, that's the way it goes here.
powerposepenguin t1_it75wt5 wrote
That's awesome I'm glad you both could talk about that and are comfortable with it! This also proves that friendship sometimes just is friendship even between man and women. And even if you end up dating in case feelings in the future might change, the communication between you two will be top notch
So_Say_We_Yall t1_it74xqo wrote
I genuinely hope that my children will be anywhere near this mature at your age. Kudos to you and your friend.
browtfareyoudoing t1_it74432 wrote
This comment section will fuck up your IQ
-SheriffofNottingham t1_it73o7j wrote
Reply to comment by buttlickka in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
can confirm. I am 38 and don't know anything
JairoGlyphic t1_it72z9v wrote
Reply to comment by DaRealBangoSkank in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
"at almost 40" is this a speed setting or an age sir?
SorryAd1116 t1_it72tqd wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
So what I'm gathering from this is you're 14? Because that's the maturity level I'm getting from reading this "story"
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HistorianBig7040 t1_it71244 wrote
Reply to comment by Bean_Juice_Brew in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew
Thank you!
Senevir t1_it70vj6 wrote
Reply to comment by blackoutintended in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
I was in a similar situation. Someone confessed to me, and even though I liked him too, my last relationship had been really bad. I wasn't sure how to be in one again, and told him that I wasn't ready. I was scared that this decision, my rejection of hin, would ultimately change our friendship dynamic, or he'd withdraw from me, but he didn't. He didn't change at all. Didn't treat me differently. Didn't push. A few months later, I initiated conversation with him, and we're together now.
It's scary. I was terrified of losing this person who made me laugh every day. It had a happened before. I think that if he is worth it, he will think that you are worth it, too. If it was meant to be, he will wait, and treat you kindly. First and foremost, you need to be ready and at peace with yourself.
BNematoad t1_it70n55 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
This is 100% on you dude. You should have had the respect for your partner to be clear and concise about the breakup from the beginning.
Nobody to blame but yourself here
Krispyketchup42 t1_it70iys wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
I told my ex I was gay but was actually trying to leave her for another girl, then this bitch starts saying "yeah I think you're gay too" like WTF bitch, I grew up with a single mom but I am not gay HAHA that backfired hard
Mishka1986 t1_it70bk5 wrote
ooh a taking moose wants my Credit card number
Op, I wish you all the best, but come on, that's software piracy 101.
[deleted] OP t1_it708i7 wrote
Reply to comment by twotall88 in TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
It's too late now, everyone thinks I'm a lesbian. Idk how to tell them I'm not. I'm pretty sure they're going to condemn me for this too, although that's not the worst part.
Calligaster OP t1_it706av wrote
Reply to comment by Burnrate in TIFU by not researching other TTRPGs before creating mine. by Calligaster
Lesser known than dnd
twotall88 t1_it6zxoe wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
Life Pro Tip - don't lie to break up with someone, tell them it's not working out and you no longer want to see them.
If this becomes an issue of someone thinking you're lesbian then just say you made a naïve mistake as an easy out to breaking up with the guy.
duckroll420 t1_it6yx3n wrote
That sounds traumatising, but hopefully you can both laugh about it soon.
slaughterpuss25 t1_it6ypt8 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Is that large of a dose really considered that extreme? I once ate that much on accident because my stupid ass got stoned and forgot I had bought more shrooms than usual and tried to eat the whole bag in one sitting. Only realized when I had made it through most of the bag. Tried to throw up to reduce the consequences of my mistake a bit. Ended up curled up naked in a ball in bed seeing all of human history repeat itself countless times and eventually ending up in the nexus of the universe, being torn apart on the molecular level by gods and entities beyond our understanding. Eventually "I" (by this point the concept of self wasnt really there anymore) realized the only way to escape the situation is to accept that it's happening and I came out of the trip a much less stressed out person over things I cannot control.
McDondal t1_it6vubq wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting nicotine sick with friends by Poggers0g
Tf are u jumping ur friend for? Lmao
Mabosaha t1_it6visu wrote
Its good to leave yourself a (short) loving, positive message that also states that you’re just tripping, ride it out.
Might sound strange perhaps to some people. But in my case, it really helps to get some grasp on what the heck is happening while deep in the trip :) make sure its positive! And big letters so you can read it haha
JacksonD22 t1_it6v3ep wrote
You know you can take shrooms without taking a violent amount so you can actually enjoy it lmao
daggly66 t1_it6u4d1 wrote
Reply to comment by blackoutintended in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
You will have lots of "friends" in your life, hardly any "I can't stop thinking about him". You will likely regret not exploring this later in life. My 2c.
jetofalltrades t1_it6t5gc wrote
Reply to comment by RyGuy_McFly in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
If it's someone you can't stand I'm sure you can muster some strength to turn them down.🤣
Sir_Remington1294 t1_it6t2bs wrote
Not necessarily you but anyone who does mushroom in general, if it can get this bad why the fuck do you still do it? I can’t imagine it’s enjoyable not being able to remember what’s going on around you.
-the_official_FBI- t1_it767rd wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
all power to you for speaking up,
but could we see the dog enjoying her first birthday party?