Recent comments in /f/tifu
Nasty9999 t1_j6m4q4j wrote
I'll take paragraphs for $200 please Alex.
minitaba t1_j6m4mlg wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Wtf you are a teenager! I am 31 now and cant even imagine having a relationship or even just sex with a teen at all. This dude is a creep and you really should get over your addiction
neutrino71 t1_j6m4kzu wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Being a citizen in a civilized society involves engagement in the social contract. Your brother and mother seem keen to return to pre-law anarchy of some kind. If finders are keepers where does it end? If she leaves her car keys out is the car now yours? Can you sell her silverware if she doesn't lock it up?
I do understand your desire to not rock the boat and your safest option is to begin planning for your exit from this environment. Unfortunately their are plenty more unscrupulous people who will not hesitate to take your things so be careful who you trust.
sfxpaladin t1_j6m4ixy wrote
Reply to comment by Daftworks in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
What a fucking idiot. OP is a literal child in an abusive situation where if they do anything to stand up for themselves the family will clearly retaliate worse. Trash take
Devi1_May_Cry t1_j6m4ikf wrote
Hey, the next time you do that thing with your thumb and index finger to work out the arthritis, make sure you get the Italian waiter.
rdicky58 t1_j6m4gzl wrote
Welp she’s laid down the rules! Finders keepers now!
Devi1_May_Cry t1_j6m4fsh wrote
Reply to comment by Daftworks in TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490
Right? I get frequent headaches. I read a lot and spend a lot of time in front of screens (I'm in IT) and my eyes get dry and tired easily. I've never had to do anything like that to my eyes.
shmeelee300 t1_j6m4cwu wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
bad post weird vibes
Causualgaymr t1_j6m4coy wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Go buy a pack of smokes and get over it welcome to the adult world kid
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AutismusmaximusS t1_j6m49la wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Lol, bro. Wtf 😂😂😂
starwhal3000 t1_j6m41lh wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Sell the controller. Sell the replacement. Sell replacements until you're reimbursed. Leave a thank you note when you move out.
DieselWins t1_j6m3x5z wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
By not presenting solutions to get your money back and not telling your parents it's time to compensate and not filing a police report, you and your sister are enabling his theft and letting him know that he can get away with it in the future. If you're willing to be sneaky, your next best revenge is to delete his Fortnite account. You may need a security code for this. That would hit him HARD if he's like any of the Fortnite players I know. Your mother is actively causing trauma to you and your sister. Stand up for yourself and your sister and do something about it.
raz0rflea t1_j6m3ser wrote
Amazing, no notes 😅
Wildeyewilly t1_j6m3nkh wrote
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
Sinelas t1_j6m3n9o wrote
Reply to comment by MaximumSpinach in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
Because statistically, two thirds of romantic relationships start as long-term friendship.
Source : https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/19485506211026992
Of course everyone has a different story, but this many downvotes just show that acting like his own story is how it works for everyone is a mistake.
Shadowlance23 t1_j6m3bju wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
There is so much FU here that i feel this should be split into multiple posts, but to sum it up I'll just say it's not to late to fix this if you get out NOW. Even if he's a nice enough guy (who leaves but doesn't know when he's getting back?), there's clearly alot of toxic stuff here and nothing good will come of you trying to stick with him.
[deleted] OP t1_j6m38zp wrote
Reply to comment by Question_Few in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
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chuchofreeman t1_j6m37jn wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
then enjoy being robbed, ffs
Titariia t1_j6m3786 wrote
Reply to comment by letmebeunique in TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
May aunts neighbour has a dog called Ben and one called Mia, so apparently they can't remember names that are longer than 3 letters. Best thing is, they had a baby. They called the baby Ben. Dog Ben was still around. So apparently with age memory isn't the best anymore, remembering 3 letters is getting harder and harder, so they just stick to the names they already know.
throwitaway1510 t1_j6m36fy wrote
Reply to comment by greenpeppermelonpuck in TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490
I would go with Father Ted
TerribleRun9476 t1_j6m3692 wrote
bro, fuck your step bro. i will dead ass "accidentally" spill liquid on his entire gaming station/device.
Question_Few t1_j6m31to wrote
Reply to comment by Wholesomeelijah in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Op is either a senior or fresh out of high school and he's 32 and been out a decade and some change
Ian_Moone_ t1_j6m30xo wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Maybe, just maybe you're putting too much into this?
doctoremicat t1_j6m4q92 wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
He’s too old for you and is taking advantage. You might be 18, but as you acknowledged he’s lived a whole life and it seems to me he’s interested in the sex and you are interested in something more. With your issues (that I fully relate to) I think you should cut this guy. Cold turkey. I doubt he’s going to realize an 18 year old is the relatable love of his life and choose you. You deserve someone who’s more relatable to where you are in life and a relationship without unequal power dynamic.