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holy_handgrenades t1_j6m9bzo wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
Obligatory https://youtu.be/lLwguZnvguQ
Arabeskas t1_j6m931s wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
I would just take his PC and sell it, it was sitting in his room unprotected
440mag t1_j6m910s wrote
The comments about addressing it with the alleged adults are good, give them a chance to pay for the kids crime spree. If not willing, then have sister call the cops. Yes you will more than likely experience retaliation but this is a HUGE lesson building moment for everyone! Girls, this will define you, your tolerance and standing up for yourselves. The boy needs a little (lots) of tough love. Mommy not goin' do it. Mommy & SDaddy, either deal with your little thieving spoiled child or its going to bite you later. Good luck girls! You"ll get nervous, just walk through it with each other before & back each other. Adrenaline is the BEST!
kab1218 t1_j6m8zbj wrote
“Finders keepers” his Xbox / PlayStation / pc wall plugin. He gets a new one? Finders keepers that too
Letmepickausername t1_j6m8wva wrote
Is her name Misa by any chance?
thebluemorpha t1_j6m8uno wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
I seriously doubt his smoking habit has anything to do with your addiction to him, it's the thrills and feel goods you get from him, but you gotta keep it together! You know you have mental health issues and becoming obsessed with a partner is never good for anyone, don't go all in on this, live your life for you, and try to think of your thing with him like an amusement park, it's super fun to go to every once in a while, but you can never live there.
KrtekJim t1_j6m8qml wrote
Report the theft to the police.
CheckRaiseMe t1_j6m8lym wrote
You shouldn't worry about it. You just gave those kids a happy memory that will last a lifetime.
s_decoy t1_j6m8kto wrote
Ah, two-tone is a rather narrow toy. Makes sense. Same reason I told people not to put those up their butt when I worked at Spencer's - it will get stuck. And you can't disassemble your colon as easily as a toilet.
JaccoW t1_j6m8kef wrote
Pawn off his console. Buy tickets. Leave the change on his bed. Make getting the money his problem.
Delete his profile if you want to be petty.
Conscious-Wind-5255 t1_j6m89eb wrote
Reply to comment by reddit_fan167567 in TIFU- not caring about my bsf by reddit_fan167567
Yeah but what does her mom have to do with you?
Do what feels best for you
[deleted] OP t1_j6m83fe wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
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Available_Gains t1_j6m83f7 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
If your stepdad really is a great guy ask him if he'd compensate the stolen money, if not... sell that fu*king disgusting childs shit asap.
Nukro77 t1_j6m7wgo wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Family is more then blood, this to me is not at all ok. I parent wouldn't do this, this is insane
Its_Ok_Im_An_Aussie t1_j6m7w2i wrote
Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
What a horrible thing to say, dogs are so much better
Fun-Pea-880 t1_j6m7vxf wrote
Reply to comment by DumbestManEver in TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
Reddit picked the username; I think your username suits you well.
hephaistos070 t1_j6m7vix wrote
Reading your story and the comments and I really don't get this. "finders keepers"?? In your own home/room? WHAT?? That is theft. clear and simple. You need to fight back!! But reading your replies I am sure you won't. I don't understand why. You are scared I guess. But that is not a reason not to fight. Go to the police, sell all his stuff, do something!! Or you will be pushed over by everyone for anything. Stand up for yourself girl! Good luck
[deleted] OP t1_j6m7p66 wrote
Reply to comment by SuperBobPlays in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
I have a savings account it’s just me and my sister found it super satisfying to save it physically
SuperBobPlays t1_j6m7llm wrote
Report his fortnite account for stream sniping or inappropriate behavior... Likely he's doing something dumb or being obnoxious knowing his behavior.
Another option could be just changing his accounts password. He resets it, you reset it... Rinse and repeat.
And one more thing to just inconvenience him and be petty... Start hiding trash or rotting food under his bed or in his closet. Also, if he's got chores, make it a point to find a way to reverse them... He's washing dishes? Smear food on the clean ones. Gotta sweep the hallway? Sweep the garage and dump it in the hallway. Be malicious, but enough to wear it's clearly deniable.
It sucks, but what you have is an entitled mother/brother and an enabling step-dad... Most you can do is tell the step dad in passing that you and your sister were trying to get passes for all 3 children, as a surprise. But at this point, now it's best to just save up for a better getaway... An apartment down-payment.
Keep money in your own savings account. Away from the house. Make it to where it is purely a savings, and the card can't be used outside of a bank/atm. If your parents have a problem with that, then tell them it's for college. They can't say no to that.
And if they do... It's time to go with malicious compliance... I can't have money? No need to go to college. I can't have any personal space? Cool then I guess I'll move out as soon as I'm 18.
Either way, when you're older, cut contact... Don't visit, and if you do, make it to where you stay in a hotel or with friends... Trust me... The my house/my rules and my baby boy bs is never going away... He'll be 40 still living at home while mommy spoils him on hand and foot and asking you for help as much as you allow it. Eventually step-dad might see reason and book it. But honestly? Don't get your hopes up.
nothingofit t1_j6m7jdn wrote
Reply to TIFU by wearing nazi costume to school by [deleted]
What non-racist dresses up as a Jewish person as a costume...?
axebodyspraytester t1_j6m7i12 wrote
Same thing happened to me once. I was late for work and as I jumped off the bus my belt loop snagged a hand rail and ripped the front right side of my pants right off. I was going commando as well I picked up the front of my pants leg and ran to my office and I had to ask a girl I worked with to take me to buy some pants. She was really sweet about it and didn't tell anyone about it but she did get a peek at the goods. She said I really shouldn't go to work commando like that .
i_need_a_username201 t1_j6m7cal wrote
Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
The people telling you not to sweat it are misguided. I’d be LIVID and classify you as “One of those people.” Everyone doesn’t have the same view on dogs as you. But then some wipes or something to make amends.
aoechamp t1_j6m79b6 wrote
Reply to comment by TommyTuttle in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
Yeah, the obvious next step is to post on Reddit and act really naively.
Imagine_Reality25 t1_j6m77lx wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
You were a girl, then you were sure you were a boy and now a girl again? This post plus your previous post really show you have some mental health problems you need to work out. Find yourself first and do not be taken advantage off by a 32yo creep
forever-lost435 OP t1_j6m9dy4 wrote
Reply to comment by boomtown405 in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
oh damn im sorry to hear that