Recent comments in /f/tifu
Hungry_Treacle3376 t1_j6mc9lw wrote
Op. You're much smarter than most of the people in these comments. By a pretty wide margin lol. You seem to have a good handle on the situation. I don't think you fucked up, because you shouldn't have to guard yourself from family, but now you know. It seems like you know the best course of action is just to live your own life and not really interact with them anymore. They obviously don't respect you, and people like that just aren't worth your time.
Toraissoku t1_j6mc7m8 wrote
What an adventure! 😅 But most of all, you had me with "clitar hero". Nice one! 😆👍
JustinEbriated t1_j6mc5g0 wrote
Move on. Everything dies. Now, say, you accidentally ran over his dog and asked that question? THAT would make you an insensitive prick.
[deleted] OP t1_j6mc469 wrote
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NungaFakeer t1_j6mc3bz wrote
Reply to comment by doctoremicat in TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
This. And i do absolutely love hanging out with the young ones in small doses perhaps a couple of times a month. As someone in their 30s, i get to learn a lot, and imbibe some of that youthful enthusiasm. But any more than once or twice a month and that selfsame youthful enthusiasm is, more than likely, going to become annoying to the point of gouging out my eyeballs and giving myself sensorineural hearing loss.
The brass and tacs here is that OP is, perhaps overinvested, and for him, OP is perhaps slightly more than a form of assisted masturbation.
CheckRaiseMe t1_j6mc28e wrote
Reply to TIFU by spanking my gf by ReadingIntrovert
You're probably going to have the best sex of your lives when she gets back.
manielos t1_j6mbo42 wrote
how i visualized it before reading you're a woman
Talarin20 t1_j6mbnb4 wrote
Reply to comment by Significant_Anteater in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
This is prime advice if you want to act on emotions without any consideration of the consequences.
Random_Guy_47 t1_j6mbj4n wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Doesn't matter if she thinks it's fair or not.
It'll teach him not to do it again. He stole your money you have every reason to go take it back. If it's not there in cash then take his stuff.
Preferably something he'll really miss, like all his controllers so he can't play his games.
If there are no consequences for it he'll do it again.
tehPeteos t1_j6mbe0k wrote
Teaching their son that it's ok to take other peoples things? That couldn't possibly go wrong. Your parents are failing. You say you don't want to make your life a living hell but imo living under a roof with people like that, that you're supposed to be able to trust, is already hell. It might seem ok now, but given their doubling-down on defending your brother I suspect that in a few months you'll feel very differently.
Wait for the next time he puts his phone down outside the room, nab it, and pretend you've sold it.
Atezsays t1_j6mb93f wrote
If it’s fortnite and you know his epic account info, go to epic games and login and delete his account. It’ll ask if you’re sure because once it’s gone it’s gone for good.
JDMWeeb t1_j6mazbc wrote
Tried getting my fam into Death Note too
Dismissed it because they're anti weeb
Spring_Assembly t1_j6maopz wrote
Yeah that's not easy. Talk about what you both really want and be honest. I have friends that I had sex with before, and could still be close to afterwards, but it only really works if you both exactly want the same. If there's feelings from either side that are unanswered then it's not a good friendship.
Upvotespoodles t1_j6mals0 wrote
Reply to comment by ChiangRai in TIFU buy pulling my eyes at the asian waitress by Independent-Yak9490
I second this. She doesn’t deserve to have an experience of blatant racism stuck in her head. This kind of encounter colors your perspective, and it really hurts to be on the receiving end.
herrbdog t1_j6mahuj wrote
start saving money in secret now so you can gtfo at 18
don't ever let your mother/stepfather/brother use your credit or have you co sign for anything
this is a warning sign imo
Osiris_Dervan t1_j6maf7t wrote
This is literally a 'go to the police' style issue. Finders Keepers isn't a thing, this is straight up theft. Try and get into an argument with her over text where she admits it written down and then go to the police.
fafarex t1_j6mabi7 wrote
Reply to comment by 440mag in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
>The comments about addressing it with the alleged adults are good, give them a chance to pay for the kids crime spree
The same adult that have facilitate and validated the theft? I fell like we didn't read the same story.
forever-lost435 OP t1_j6ma79j wrote
Reply to comment by wouterv101 in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
hmm..yes. interesting
WarXMT t1_j6ma4rd wrote
Reply to TIFU by stealing from my company’s clients by [deleted]
You my friend are a moron. Not only did you steal, but you have also exposed company secrets. As a dev, I find it very disturbing that there's this sort of a workaround in the system. Then again, I've seen worse and I've never... I repeat NEVER abused or exposed this kind of information. Even in situations where I knew that no evidence would be left behind, I never pulled this crap. As a fellow redditor told you, I suggest you remove this post before other people figure out who it was.
IveBinChickenYouOut t1_j6ma11k wrote
Wow I never heard of a pet shop that sold Chocolate Starfish before...
wouterv101 t1_j6m9twr wrote
Sounds like a <18 story with a whole lot of emotions and easy fixes
forever-lost435 OP t1_j6m9ooi wrote
Reply to comment by TommyTuttle in tifu by ruining the relationship with my best friend with sex by forever-lost435
lol im not getting married anytime soon. but yeah after i figure out dumb emotions, i will need to get the difficult conversation done and over with
gbursson t1_j6m9lxz wrote
Reply to comment by ReasonableApartment in TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
I would not. OP would leave the money out in the open and scumbag would steal it again.
_COVA_ t1_j6m9ed7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by hooking up with a smoker by [deleted]
Jesus Christ… it has nothing to do with nicotine and smoking. It has to do with being 18 and infatuated.
robotseatsoup t1_j6mcexk wrote
Reply to TIFU By accidentally leaving me and my sisters cash out in the open by [deleted]
Fuck this, sell his console.