Recent comments in /f/tifu
SkyrimIsForTheNerds t1_it86u2q wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Awww, I think a lot of us have unfortunately had experience with what you’re going through. Don’t ever feel guilty for telling your story. Staying silent is part of how this continues to happen to so many people, and it’s not our fault something was done to us. I’m glad you have such an amazing support person in your corner.
Successful-Guava7123 t1_it862fp wrote
this happened to me!!! i was with my bf and i was stuck in a loop. i kept asking him the same questions over and over… ur my husband?, where am i?, we smoke weed? we do drugs? that last question i couldn’t believe! but it was more of a curious not scary moment. my bf was able to record it. and yea i had no idea who i was same as you. it was actually my favorite trip though i felt more curious and overwhelmed but not scared.
MonkeyVicki t1_it85x8h wrote
It’s been many years since Fun Drugs and I parted ways. I got to “how the fuck I speak Spanish” and 😂😂😂 omg my old friends…never change…
Like…I’m sure it was awful at the time, but fortunately no real harm done.
TiltedWombat t1_it846jn wrote
Reply to comment by FrontAd8693 in TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
Just grab it on sale
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WONDERLESS169 t1_it83dez wrote
Imma stick to the weak psychotropics like weed...
gamehawk0704 t1_it836vr wrote
Dude stop taking shrooms.
If you need something just do pot.
AppalachianWidow t1_it82vgn wrote
I don’t understand why she just assumed you were a virgin. Unless you pushed the narrative in that direction it was really foolish of her to assume so. Also, you told her you had experience. She just didn’t want to hear it. She obviously doesn’t know what she wants either. On one hand she wants you to be a virgin. Yet on the other it sounds like she wants her first sexual partner to have experience. You really didn’t lie to her. You tried to tell her. She sounds like one of those people that doesn’t want to hear anything that could rock the boat so to speak. They would rather pretend everything was just how they want it. I think you may have dodged a bullet. If y’all do get back together she will probably never let you live it down. The “lie” or the fact you had sex with someone before her.
dracul72 t1_it82kvn wrote
Reply to comment by Brevemike in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Being fifty I can relate.
Enteraze t1_it81wry wrote
Reply to comment by therealhairykrishna in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Wild accusation. 4 aco dmt had never taken 5-6 hours to kick in for me or given me that experience. Even at 100mg (micro), although it was pretty dicey at some points lol
l___I t1_it81vid wrote
awww
How romantic!!! 🥹
Airam-kun t1_it81bmh wrote
Reply to comment by blackoutintended in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
That's somekind simillar to how I started dating my best friend, at first I confessed to her and she didn't reciprocated but we were in good terms and still hanged out frequently (by frequently I mean a lot).
But suddenly (for me), after a couple months, she told me she really liked me out of the blue, I was greatly surprised and happy because I felt the same and now she's my grilfriend! I'm a lucky man.
Perhaps your friend still has feelings for you, I think you should give it a try and confess your feelings, I think he might feel the same; but if not, I'm sure he will understand. Gather your courage! I'm sure both of you will continue having an awesome relationship regardless of the outcome! My sweetheart also feared losing me but I reassured her that that wouldn't happen, good luck to both of you!
bald_butte t1_it8155j wrote
You sound like you've been doing shrooms waaaaaay too much. You should really only be tripping a few times a year at the most. That shit will fry your brain.
DiZ25 t1_it7zurt wrote
"There are things in our life we need to change and improve"
Yeah, your consumption of anything that impairs your cognition.
BlackCherryMagic001 t1_it7znma wrote
Reply to comment by KautiousNupe55 in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
Are you saying that women shouldn't be allowed in pools whatsoever? What even is your argument?
BlackCherryMagic001 t1_it7zd60 wrote
Reply to comment by Miser-Mike in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
Do you have any experience with heavy flows..? I change my pads every hour some days and I never ended up standing in red water. A ten minute shower uses up 75+ litres of water. She's only going to produce a couple of drops of blood during that time, no matter how heavy her flow is. Look at the size of a menstrual cup - even for women with heavy flows, that usually lasts hours and it's still far smaller than the water a shower will take.
If your girlfriend is actually bleeding so much the water is constantly red, that sounds more like a huge wound in her vagina/uterus that's bleeding out. Like if she's bleeding that much she's probably dead at this point. Rest in peace?
TypicRavager t1_it7ypir wrote
That's prolly cuz u used wrong website and touched the wrong ads. That's what I hate about most sites these days as they dont control harmful ads. They dont even show you how to get past these virus ads lol. If you gonna pirate a game use fitgirl repacks dot site (make sure its .site). Her repacks have no viruses according to avast and malwarebytes but she has been accused of using computers to mine bitcoin. Also, quickwarning, once you install a game, a large game, prepare to not be able to use ur pc for awhile because its resource intensive. GTA was about 53 GB for me and when I downloaded it, I couldnt use my computer for 14 hours. After installstion is done, enjoy. Dodi and skidrow are great alternatives. If you want your game pre installed the worldofpcgames. Com but careful of ads
Garmgarmgarmgarm t1_it7xzzj wrote
Reply to comment by buttlickka in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
What you boofin tho?
rabobar t1_it7xyrs wrote
mushrooms and working out - how does that work?
BlackCherryMagic001 t1_it7wsqo wrote
Reply to comment by KautiousNupe55 in TIFU by opting out of having a shower with my girl who’s on her 🩸… by Miser-Mike
Do you get on your knees and lick up water from the floor of the shower? If you don't, your analogy is really dumb.
BangBangMeatMachine t1_it7w1d9 wrote
Reply to comment by -SheriffofNottingham in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Good news. Once you cross 40 you'll know everything. Much of it will be wrong, but what's important is that you'll be sure of it.
GhostNinja1373 t1_it7vldq wrote
Reply to comment by phreek-hyperbole in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Yup especially when you dont have anyone or even people/friends to chat with even about stuff like this
GhostNinja1373 t1_it7vhmc wrote
Reply to comment by MoistCatcher in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Yeah i mean to me moments like these just tell me that some people are soo defensive and acared to take the next step so they stay where they are.
In their case it aint too bad because they both seem to be the same so maybe thats good for them to heal
0oITo0 t1_it7v8qa wrote
Just install dodgy games within a VM or sandbox next time. Less danger
rhymingrhino t1_it86vjo wrote
Reply to comment by mansetta in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Seriously I wonder how many times they tripped in those 6 months