Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_ita3npk wrote
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Saberise t1_ita2849 wrote
Reply to comment by Crashpoint in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
She said in a comment that she gave the baby up for adoption. The story makes no sense.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_ita258z wrote
Reply to TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
It’s okay as long as you are part of a regulated militia
AcrobaticSource3 t1_ita1rvg wrote
> they say we rushed into it quick
Wise men say only fools rush in
chonk_fox89 t1_ita0oyr wrote
Reply to comment by SandyBeaverTeeth in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
No I appreciate it! I've been considering trying some shrooms to help depression and chronic pain so I'm gathering info and really appreciate learning fist hand from others!
405134 t1_ita09sq wrote
Reply to comment by buttlickka in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Lol ye olde “common sayings in the 80s”
SethMalcolm1 t1_it9xqse wrote
Bro ur fine, even after the edit she's 100% in the wrong. Your chilling my G, ya dodged a bullet.
Arch315 t1_it9v22i wrote
Reply to comment by spider-bro in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
I understand it but my brain still cba to care or do better for the future 😭
Keepmessingupp t1_it9uw8n wrote
Reply to comment by Original-Trust-1665 in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
She is, and I wish I still had class with her. I am good at english and always loved english, and with english comes poetry, so I do have some poems saved in my notes from the times I have tried journaling but in a different way.
I do like the suggestion of having someone else in the room with the counsellor, that seems like a really good idea but I would need to work out who as almost everyone that i’ve ever opened up to initially told me I could come to them and talk to them whenever but decided that was a no go for them after I finally gather the courage to open up. Thank you, and I will for sure take these suggestions into consideration.
spider-bro t1_it9ucqf wrote
Reply to comment by One_Waltz in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
You may be right actually. From her original post:
> I proceeded to think about it all night and have come to the conclusion I have feelings for him.
Thinking all night is not a very good way to detect feelings.
Original-Trust-1665 t1_it9tyy7 wrote
Reply to comment by Keepmessingupp in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Hey. I know the feeling with struggling to be honest about it in person. I have a suggestion that may help. Once youve got someone you feel ok with, ask if you can interact differently to help you get it out. Can you write a journal and commit to twice a week writing about the past, the present and how you feel. Or a letter to get it all out. Or homework style, they give you some questions to answer at home where you feel less vulnerable. They can then read these, give you advice on what youve written and carry on. I know its hard and feels embarrassing to say somethings out loud. Find a way you can let it out, you can speak out loud when you are ready.
Could you arrange a dual appt? Have the teacher you trust in there as a chaperone, or to be able to look at them and talk not the councillor. Sometimes having someone in your corner helps.
Youre doing great by talking and finding help. Think of the ways you would be comfortable. It doesnt just have to be an uncomfy chair at either side of a bizarrely low coffee table! You'll find a way that gels with you
P.s. sounds like you have a lovely teacher.
Orbnotacus t1_it9tm84 wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer by mrdalo
Where you say "unkind", I say "hateful". They're basically the same thing, and in the eyes of a corporation they are exactly the same thing.
Keepmessingupp t1_it9sscm wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
thank you deeply. I would like to think she felt that way too as I have a hard time trusting people due to other events from the past that have put a large strain on my life. I am learning to move on, but I am also learning to find ways TO move on, as I have seen psychologists and counsellors, though I can’t bare even trying to be transparent with them.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me and why I am like this, in the past I was always so apologetic for the tiniest mistake as I got yelled at, belittled, called names, and talked behind my back to my family telling lies about me if I did something wrong in the slightest. I don’t have an amazing relationship with my mum, we are close but not close enough that I tell her things important, worrying or saddening to me.
I have had a chat to one of the counsellors here, but am now refusing to see them because I truely don’t see it going anywhere. I honestly do feel like a huge failure, even though I am young, and even despite having large achievements. Thank you for your comment, I do really appreciate the support.
Orbnotacus t1_it9ss4e wrote
"Dating for 1 year", "long time girlfriend", "sex is not something she takes casually".
Safe to assume you're both close to being literal children.
WilliamMinorsWords t1_it9sbld wrote
Reply to comment by Orbnotacus in TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer by mrdalo
I was neither. I'm definitely not somebody who is like that. I criticized them and was instantly zapped by the bots as being hateful toward them. I guess it didn't recognize that I was criticizing public figures.
I didn't tag them or anything, and there's no appeal process. Just gone.
QwertyChouskie t1_it9r9fm wrote
Reply to comment by FrontAd8693 in TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
Still get uBlock Origin though, having a good adblocker is as important, if not more, than antivirus nowadays.
There was a recent post here on Reddit warning about the top result for MSI Afterburner (a legitimate, free utility) being an "ad" that went to an identical website but the download contained a keylogger or something along those lines.
Orbnotacus t1_it9r8wn wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer by mrdalo
Lmfao what? Why? Lol. The TOS for everything online where there is any firm of interaction with others is the same. Don't be hateful or racist.
[deleted] OP t1_it9qrfk wrote
Reply to comment by michael06581 in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
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slaughterpuss25 t1_it9q6ek wrote
Reply to comment by thatsoundthough in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
The last time I tripped I had 3.5 g. I planned everything out, had on chill music and just colored and had the best time. Cried tears of joy at one point because everything was so beautiful. Felt like everything was going to be okay
imakesawdust t1_it9oyob wrote
Reply to TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
I'm not sure what good Urgent Care centers are. Years ago, my dad cut himself removing some glass and went to UC to have it taken care of. They refused do anything and told him to go to the ER. UC still tried to send us a bill, though.
I'm not sure what kinds of "urgent" conditions UC does treat...
ModsAreSoftAF t1_it9ow58 wrote
Reply to comment by eb331 in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
She’s oblivious af. “His mother absolutely hates me” and “but they’ve basically forgave me” show that.
ModsAreSoftAF t1_it9o8gp wrote
Reply to comment by digincircles in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
Oh wtf, so OP is just a piece of shit.
buttlickka t1_it9nz5s wrote
Reply to comment by 405134 in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
Ye olde English?
ModsAreSoftAF t1_it9nvpi wrote
The last sentence literally says it all and proves them right. You rushed into it and he’s already miserable and expressing it.
Edit: them
Edit2: after reading comments holy fk. That poor guy needs to get out and get away from you ASAP. You are a terrible person.
Feelsosophy t1_ita3vra wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Little bit of Greek yogourt ma'm?