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ATXUberDelight t1_itabwkh wrote
Reply to comment by cptspeirs in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
PaintByNumberPro t1_itabuc4 wrote
Confused on how you have no shame? I'm embarrassed and disgusted for you, ma'am.
summerrrwine t1_itabtd7 wrote
Reply to comment by MaybeKoreyTaube in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
I was being sarcastic as well, agreeing that we should just go around doing shit like that to people we come in contact with.
xnatex21 t1_itabsao wrote
Fwiw, one of the fertility tests has you specifically do this so it's not a foreign thing.
SnootchieBootichies t1_itabokf wrote
Reply to comment by annehog19 in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Go home, ask him how they separate the men from the boys in Greece. When he doesn't know, say with a crowbar.
Then kindly ask him to pull out next time.
MaybeKoreyTaube t1_itabklm wrote
Reply to comment by summerrrwine in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
It was a (I thought) obviously sarcastic joke in a Reddit comment. Calm down Karen. I’m not a dick to people IRL I just chuckle at the thought of it and let it go. You should try it sometime. It’s fun.
[deleted] OP t1_itabgv5 wrote
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Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
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summerrrwine t1_itabepb wrote
Reply to comment by MaybeKoreyTaube in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Yeah let's go around being a menace to everyone that has to come in contact with us
whatnameisntusedalre t1_itab80v wrote
Reply to comment by MaybeKoreyTaube in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
And funyuns
truecrimefanatic1 t1_itab7v9 wrote
That's disgusting to do that to the doctor you should have rescheduled.
po0f t1_itab6vh wrote
Maybe the doctor didn't want to handle your dudes jizz?
GarfunkleJizz t1_itab68l wrote
Reply to comment by Banana_Havok in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Cannot deny
annnnnnabanana t1_itab4bb wrote
This is gross and I'd be so embarrassed lol
Graphitetshirt t1_itab3a9 wrote
That's a really specific kink
Banana_Havok t1_itab0qo wrote
Reply to comment by GarfunkleJizz in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Lol well I guess your username checks out. :)
Kepler666 t1_itab02r wrote
Thank you for sharing. I tripped on lsd many times, but one day things went really bad. I’ve only had one bad trip my last trip I haven’t done lsd ever since. I’ve micro dose with mushrooms but nothing crazy. I feel your pain bad trips are incredibly scary too me like 3 months to get back to normal. Take a break sir.
[deleted] OP t1_itab017 wrote
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MaybeKoreyTaube t1_itaaz6f wrote
Reply to comment by summerrrwine in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Eat some Oreos in the parking lot to make sure you’re getting your moneys worth
GarfunkleJizz t1_itaaym0 wrote
Reply to comment by Banana_Havok in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Speak for yourself, I’d be cackling my ass off😂sorry OP
Banana_Havok t1_itaawl9 wrote
Reply to comment by GarfunkleJizz in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
I would not be amused if I had to perform a papsmear and deal with a load of semen lol. That is nasty af.
JGPNZ t1_itaau5m wrote
Disgusting
SasoDuck t1_itaast6 wrote
Reply to comment by wbrooksga in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
So are you gonna come clean the drink I just spit all over my wall, or...?
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_itaaqqa wrote
Reply to comment by SplayPanda60241 in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Drugs are a helluva drug
MallGothFrom2001 t1_itabx3w wrote
Reply to comment by MaybeKoreyTaube in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Ok Tim Allen