Recent comments in /f/tifu
Habis1923 t1_itae3bi wrote
Reply to comment by TheLittleNorsk in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
If OP played baseball they’d bat with a Louisville slugger
Spoonloops t1_itae1xi wrote
Reply to comment by No-Cupcake370 in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
This isn’t unheard of lol. I know someone else this happened too. My cousin also forgot she had a tampon in and it was there for like two weeks and her doctor found it during an exam 🙃 shit happens lol
Akitiki t1_itae1x6 wrote
Reply to comment by zanderkingofzand in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Buzz off, bucky, you've already made a clown of yourself.
[deleted] t1_itae0u3 wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
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TheLittleNorsk t1_itae0sq wrote
Reply to comment by Habis1923 in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
OP be sluggin’ around
throwaway_nowgoaway t1_itae0pm wrote
I applaud you for recognizing that this is inappropriate and finding a venue to talk about it. This is not a healthy level of rage to hold inside, and you were wrong to treat your girlfriend that way. Do you feel bad? If so, good, you should.
You’re young. I imagine you’ve been through some shit to treat someone this way. You deserve compassion, and there’s nothing shameful about getting help. You should however feel guilty if you choose not to talk to someone about this. At your age you can definitely work through this stuff. It won’t be easy and you’ll have to let yourself feel your pain. But you can do it.
zanderkingofzand t1_itadxf7 wrote
Reply to comment by Akitiki in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Genius it's because OP deleted her post, everyone can still see these comments. No shame here bud. Go join u/OptimusSublime in the internet genius club 👏
thatsoundthough t1_itadx18 wrote
Tell her that you need to resolve your own issues, end the relationship (for now, at least) and get help. You need to understand why you had that impulse so as to prevent it from happening in the future. When you've learned how to manage and get past your own shit, then you can think about getting into a relationship again.
[deleted] OP t1_itadwv4 wrote
Reply to comment by Obstetrix in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
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tmp2014 t1_itadvhe wrote
the fuck is wrong w you
nirvroxx t1_itadvgq wrote
Deleted quick hahaha
Spoonloops t1_itadtme wrote
Reply to comment by Obstetrix in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
I was kind of thinking this lol.
Poggers0g OP t1_itadspj wrote
Reply to comment by TangeloBig9845 in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Shiba inu, specifically my dark orange/brown one
n0Pickles t1_itadrzb wrote
Psycho….
TheLittleNorsk t1_itadr1f wrote
Reply to comment by ATXUberDelight in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
I MAKE HIM H U M B L E
[deleted] OP t1_itadppl wrote
Reply to comment by stfufannin in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
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TheLittleNorsk t1_itadp66 wrote
I just saw a post with the exact same title a while ago. Interesting
mitsuoterada t1_itadobn wrote
A lot of people are saying it's gross. They forget we are humans. Apologize to the doctor, they have seen worse.
Freezekiel t1_itadnri wrote
Wow, its crazy that all these faceless shame blasters attack this woman, for something im pretty sure isnt nearly as bad as some of the things all these fuck-hats down there have commited, pointing fingers at someones life because they wanted to share a story that i personally found hilarious lol
dennis7he t1_itadnhq wrote
Deleted but forever in my mind
Ok-Illustrator-929 t1_itadnh5 wrote
So you know she has issues with violent men and abuse, yet you pin her against the wall and leave her bruised over a harmless joke comment. Seek help. You’ve done some serious damage to her and your relationship.
thatsoundthough t1_itadko4 wrote
Reply to comment by slaughterpuss25 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
With 1.5-2 g, I just want to roll around in the grass laughing while soaking in the beauty of the clouds and air :)
Habis1923 t1_itadjzf wrote
Reply to comment by Zhorie-Rove in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Gotcha, so OP is just disgusting and rude?
bread93096 t1_itadgrq wrote
Everyone’s offended on behalf of the doctor, trust me they’re used to being covered in bodily fluids lol. Cum is probably the least repugnant thing she dealt with that day.
Spoonloops t1_itae4tr wrote
Reply to comment by NoLifeDGenerate in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
Paps normally cause a little discomfort.