Don’t forget to bring a towel.

Awe. Hope you feel better.

My feet are in agony from running on cement barefoot. Red and peeled, definitely will need medication to sleep but your right it could have been way worse

I imagine this happens a lot right before women give birth too. I mean, you know it’s going to be out of commission for the next 6 weeks, might as well get your last one in a while when you can.

I've gone to the grocery store dressed as a pumpkin. No it was not Halloween. Pj's are just fine don't let them kill your vibe!

That sounds like a really good time. Maybe I'll give a lower dose a shot at some point

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Good things going for you:

1. you have a dog
2. you were wearing a robe and sandals in addition to your pjs.
3. you didn’t get locked out
4. you have fresh cement that didn’t get messed up
5. you still have your dog.

Have a great day.

What was the incident with the vomiting about? Are you ok?

Then you brought this upon yourself. Husky and Shiba owners picked hard mode dog keeping themselves.

My disagreement disproves your thesis.

Say "Hey guys! Wanna see my dick?" in the chat.

Seriously though, this is just the new form of an old scam. You shouldn't have paid the first time, and shouldn't pay anything more.

They may or may not release it, but around 50% of us have a penis, it's nothing special. It'll be embarrassing for a few weeks, you'll get poked fun of for a while longer and everyone will move on.

What the actual fuck? You need therapy and she needs to stay far fucking away from you.

You’re not fixing this. You fucked up too bad and clearly are not ready for any type of relationship until you fix yourself.

This is posted every day. Don't send wiener pics to rando internet chick's. Rule #1 of the internet is all girls are dudes.

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Bless you, Woody

Aw man I wish this wasn’t deleted! The comments are giving me fomo 😂

Lol. No. Are the boys making their way to the cervix.

Man that's fucked seek help that poor girl has been through enough

Good God I came after this was taken down and still got the full story. What in the actual fuck op?

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I got here right after it got deleted….damn

Original text for those interested

As the title says. My partner and I had some fun this morning, totally forgetting about my appointment not even an hour later. He finished inside me, we had a shower and left. I'm waiting and I feel some dribble out right as she called my name. I considered excusing myself to the bathroom but I didn't, that was a mistake.

i mentioned I'm not long past the deed - she said it's fine and won't disrupt the results but I don't think she knew what she was in for.

After she finished the procedure she noted 'how much fun was left over' and that 'shes really flowing out' and handed me the largest stack of tissues...

Sorry dear, I know it's too early in the morning for this shit

Cum.