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Jcwolves t1_italcnh wrote

Might wanna look at recall training with your pup, but dogs escape. Every dog owner has at some point been pleading with every god that exists that their dog will just turn around and come back, it's basically a rite of passage. Long as no harm done, just take it in stride and carry on, no one except you will remember it in a week.

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Atiggerx33 t1_ital194 wrote

I think the looks were less over you wearing pjs and more that you're throwing shit at your dog trying to get it to listen. Maybe you should try actually training your dog like a responsible owner?

My dog has known to come when she's called since she was 4 months old; I've called her back when she's chasing deer and she instantly breaks off the chase to run over to me. It can save your dogs life and training literally takes 20 minutes a day. And yes, I've even worked with huskies, they learn just as fast, I just use play as the reward instead of food with them (and other hyper breeds) since they tend to view you throwing a ball as infinitely more rewarding than a piece of cheese/hotdog. They'll do anything in their power to get you to throw a toy for them.

If you don't have a spare 20 mins a day than damn, I feel really bad for your dog. If you don't have 20 minutes a day to interact with them they must be really lonely.

Edit: Guess I'm being downvoted by people who'd rather have a seriously injured/dead dog than take 20 mins a day to work with that dog.

Edit2: I may have been harsh, but I feel like OP isn't taking the risk to their dog's safety seriously. Here they are, complaining the neighbors saw them in their PJs, seemingly without realizing how lucky they are that their dog wasn't killed. As an owner it is OP's responsibility to keep their dog safe, and that includes basic training. I'm not trying to be rude or condescending but OP needs some sense shaken into them before something tragic happens and it's too late. I've had a dog get hit when I was a kid, it's absolutely awful to lose your best friend like that (not to mention how awful it is for the poor dog). I sincerely don't want OP to have to learn that pain firsthand before they realize how important training is.

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culturedgoat t1_itakr74 wrote

I don’t mean to laugh at your predicament, but the sheer Benny Hill levels of chaos upon chaos in the events described in this post was just something else. If it’s any consolation, you made a stranger sitting in a fancy San Francisco restaurant crease up for about ten minutes straight. This post is glorious. Hope you’re ok tho

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BrightOrangeFlowers t1_itak86n wrote

If a chick you don’t know asks you to send her nudes it’s 99% a guy. Chicks get enough unsolicited dick pics without asking a stranger for them

Also if you can’t help yourself then NEVER include your face. No way to prove whose nudes they are that way they can’t blackmail you

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bigcatbunny t1_itak0tt wrote

When I was 17, my boyfriend at the time threatened to tie me down and chemically burn me if I cheated on him. He wasn't even touching me at the time, let alone pinning me to a wall, but obviously, it's still stuck in my head over 10 years later.

Think about how you want to be remembered in 10 years.

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NeObi-WanKenoLetItBe t1_itaj95a wrote

It's not ok to be abusive regardless of gender.

Both of you need to realize there's more to life than having someone who "completes" you. That's putting too much responsibility on someone and setting it up for disaster. You're 16 and have a whole life ahead of you. Your brain isn't fully developed until like age 25, not to mention hormones causing you to not think straight.

You're both better of ending your relationship and getting actual therapy. Focus on being the man you want to be, apply yourself to school and a craft. If it is meant to be you'll cross paths again.

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noturs86 t1_itaj097 wrote

I had one of these scammers try me on fansly today and they wanted my snap for easier sexting... first red flag. I drug them along for a few hours lol. I'm glad none of my accounts are linked . They said 50 for two weeks on Snapchat 😂🤣😂🤣😂 and then couldn't even give me thier own cash app... I left that shit on read and bounced. Some real advice. Never. Ever give up anything without a little bit of work. Like if they get mad when you make em work for the explicits than 9 out of 10 times it's a scammer.

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fairy444angel t1_itahtye wrote

if he does send it to a group chat u can just tell everyone that it is not actually ur junk lol. just tell them that u have a crazy ex or a hater that is trying to ruin ur life. just make it clear that its not actually ur dick and that they need to block and report the dudes instagram. just stop sending him money and use that excuse ^

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