Recent comments in /f/tifu
Ghost17088 t1_itbssgk wrote
Reply to comment by jlaudiofan in TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
Then, continue to treat it as if it is loaded.
Kale t1_itbrkhe wrote
Reply to comment by SpaghettiMonster35 in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
We got a vibrating collar online. Our dog will be focused on everything around them, but make their collar buzz and they snap out of it and look for us to see what we want. It has the shock feature too, but we don't need it. The buzz works fine.
Kale t1_itbqrfr wrote
Reply to comment by Evening-Difficulty17 in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Australian shepherds are extremely intelligent. And you have to keep their brains occupied and challenged. Or they will use that brainpower to disrupt your life as much as possible.
After I was married, my wife and I wanted a low maintenance dog, so we got a Brussels Griffon. That dog could stare at a blank wall for three hours and be entertained. He was not bright. Took us forever to house train him but he didn't really enjoy playing like other dogs. He wanted to be petted. He'd bark when someone was at the door. That was the extent of his life. He snored like an idling chainsaw, though.
Negative_Thought_911 t1_itbom83 wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer by mrdalo
I got banned for arguing with people about anime because fans of the big names can’t let me enjoy something people would usually consider bad,twitter is just a shitshow
VirtualDeliverance t1_itboijj wrote
You can help her by reporting yourself to the police for being violent to your own girlfriend.
Shimmerstorm t1_itbmi1w wrote
Reply to comment by Daidis in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Kelpies too.
paradajz666 t1_itbm0gz wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
So it was you who let the dogs out?
I'll see myself out.
KGENAU t1_itbjusz wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
Don’t send money, the problem of sending money is that eventually you will end sending so you are just pushing the problem to a near future.
Don’t send nudes with face and you are ok
jaxxon92 t1_itbjo5g wrote
I'm white trash and I'm in trouble
IAMSRK07 OP t1_itbj98c wrote
Reply to comment by shammy_dammy in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
can u elaborate on what you mean.
chubb3rs0n t1_itbivxk wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
why would you think throwing your shoes at your dog would make him come back?? Who throws their shoes at their dog what the hell…
IAMSRK07 OP t1_itbik6q wrote
Reply to comment by ballpoint169 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
i did :(
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mxpx77 t1_itbg4k9 wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Props for getting your dog back no matter the cost. 👍
MicaLovesHangul t1_itbffyh wrote
Reply to comment by Poggers0g in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Bring treats next time. Ain't no dog resisting treats. Better yet, always keep some in your jacket.
dracul72 t1_itbb8bs wrote
Reply to comment by spider-bro in TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
I forgot…
robpensley t1_itbacyy wrote
Looks like she picked another violent man.
Yes, you need to go to therapy and she does too. Big time.
TAastronautsloth99 t1_itb9xfi wrote
Reply to comment by JuliaThaddeus12 in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
However, there's of course a decent chance that someone spiked them. Hard to tell. On second thought, I could see a deliriant being involved. But from a purely pharmacological perspective, there's little that could have been different between the shrooms. However, if they turned out to be a very weak batch, the dealer could have made an extract if locally available Brugmansia species, that maybe in a low dose could have had effects like this? At least conceivably... I mean if the friend had a similar time course and symptoms? Also her readiness to let her do this to her? The amnesia?
Crusty_Nostrils t1_itb755g wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
The solution to this would be to train your dog
Roneyrow t1_itb5b32 wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
The kind of teachers I could've used the help of, in school instead of the bullies I had as teachers
Keepmessingupp t1_itb52jc wrote
Reply to comment by michael06581 in TIFU by telling a teacher I was SA’d by [deleted]
Sir/Ma’am, with all due respect, why do you insist that there is something going on in my head about this teacher? Why should a student not thinking and telling a teacher about something that happened to them strike as sexual/romantic to you?
I feel as if you are sexualising not only the situation, but also myself, this isn’t about wether I have a “crush” on her or not (I don’t, that’s honestly pretty gross), and my intention was not to “talk about my sexual assault”.
Why does being upset for one of the very few times I have been over something traumatic that happened to me have to be me dwelling on it? My past does not just consist of sexual assault, that isn’t the only traumatic thing that has happened to me, so why does me thinking I messed up make you think I am letting it affect my life?
I get that you’re trying to help, or give your opinion, but I said in the post that advice is welcome, this however, is not advice. Who exactly told you that sexual assault has to mean they forced themselves onto me? If you really do have to know, they took advantage of not only my trust but the fact that my parents would have and still would take their word over mine, because I was just a little kid right?
Grief/trauma should not and DOES NOT have an expiration date!!! I’ve spoken with a counsellor about the matter, I’ve spoken with a male friend and a female friend about the matter, what makes you think that’s going to fix it?
I am yet to meet even one person whom can “forget” their trauma. I am unsure of your first question, also unsure why it’s relevant. The third question I feel is inappropriate to ask a minor, so I won’t answer it.
I would like to know from you however, how do these questions you have asked relate to my post?
LurksAroundHere t1_itb3npn wrote
Thank goodness you've decided to go see a therapist. Your behavior is literally what domestic abusers/murderers do to their spouses (I loved her so much I had to kill her). You need to nip that feeling in the bud while you're young and still have time.
Decryptic__ t1_itb2llb wrote
Reply to comment by BrightOrangeFlowers in Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
Not happened to me, but be aware that you don't need a face on the picture to get spotted.
A carped on the floor or something within the picture that's unique to your houshold could expose you.
Revocation_Of_Doubt t1_itb1y2v wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
Do you know how many photos there are of naked people on the internet?
No one cares.
Don't pay, because there's no risk.
Atiggerx33 t1_itbt0sa wrote
Reply to comment by eye_spi in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
I didn't mean it to be condescending, I was hoping a bit of harshness might wake OP up to the fact that their dog could have been seriously injured or killed. I mean here they are complaining that the neighbors saw them in their PJs when they should be beyond grateful that they got lucky and the neighbors didn't see them crying over their dead pet.
I don't think OP is a bad person, but they really need to wake up before it's too late and something tragic happens; if they don't they'll have to live with that guilt for the rest of their lives. And I don't want that for OP or their dog, I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.