Recent comments in /f/tifu
microbiologyismylife t1_itco8zj wrote
Reply to comment by hersheymunk in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
> i apologized and he forgave me. that’s all that matters.
Really? You don't think it matters that you can't be trusted to tell the truth? You don't think it matters that you manipulated your husband into marrying you? They were right, you're too young to be married.
[deleted] t1_itcnnuh wrote
Reply to comment by Aiden_Does_Reddit in Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
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microbiologyismylife t1_itcnlbh wrote
> scared that this is going to make a tear in our relationship too. our relationship has already been breaking apart with our families, him lying to me, the jealousy, and even him insinuating that he’s trapped in our marriage. i’m scared, we just got married and we’re already on the verge of divorce.
And of course, the lies you've told have no bearing on the situation at all....
3littlebirdies t1_itcn547 wrote
Reply to comment by Poggers0g in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
I feel your pain, my Shiba was a runner, too. And an escape artist. It was hard not to take it personally some times!
microbiologyismylife t1_itcmu8b wrote
Reply to comment by hersheymunk in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
> they know nothing about love. they’ve never experienced real love.
News flash: you know nothing about love either. You lied to your husband, baby trapped and married him under false pretenses - THAT'S NOT LOVE!
_pixie_cut_climber t1_itclryv wrote
Dude, you didn't lie.
She 1. Made fun of you for "not having experience" 2. Ignored you when you tried to correct that statement with the truth. 3. Got upset when you explained that you in fact HAD had sex
She doesn't know what she wants. She made fun of you for something she seemed to want from you. You are not a bad person. Let her go and move on.
Poggers0g OP t1_itcknow wrote
Reply to comment by BowzersMom in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
I tried this, he didn’t look back
Poggers0g OP t1_itckh59 wrote
Reply to comment by DevilsTheology in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
2 and 4 months, he listens to me at home. If I snap he will come to me but outside it’s a different story smh
BowzersMom t1_itcgqr4 wrote
Reply to comment by Poggers0g in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
If he’s running, don’t chase, sit or lay down. He’ll wonder what’s up and come to you
MeanHash t1_itcfqh4 wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
This scam is making the rounds again now huh?
This is the 3rd time I've seen it on reddit this week.
Here's a tip, do a reverse lookup of any girl's picture that messages you on any social media. If you can't find more pictures of them or Google recognizes the photo as someone else, it is 100% a scam.
Also no matter what they say no girl wants you to send them a nude, that is ALWAYS a scammer.
Zelldandy t1_itcf0zl wrote
Reply to comment by mitsuoterada in TIFU by getting creampied before my pap smear by [deleted]
It is because we are humans with great cognitive faculty that we are disgusted by OP. A sensible human with half a brain would have rescheduled instead of including the gynecologist in some weird exhibitionist fetish the OP clearly has.
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futureruler t1_itcd0zm wrote
Reply to comment by Kale in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Yep, my dogs have gotten to the point where they don't need the collar anymore. They still wear it when we go out late at night and I can't see if there's a bear/deer/fox on the property. They only get the shock if they ignore the beep and the vibration, and only if they are running off the property. Had one issue with my bigger, more aggressive dog running off and got the collars and now he only tries to run off chasing animals, but is smart enough to stop at the treeline.
FeliciaToldYouSo t1_itcczzv wrote
Get that starter marriage out of the way quickly! Divorce, GROW UP, and then move on to an adult relationship. If you have to hide your relationship status from anyone, you're not an adult.
Phenotyx t1_itc8926 wrote
Reply to comment by Poggers0g in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Our ancestors rolling in their graves
You went barefoot for like 2 minutes I think you’ll be okay bubba
shammy_dammy t1_itc8504 wrote
Reply to comment by IAMSRK07 in TIFU by asking my friend out and destroying our chance of being together. by IAMSRK07
I don't believe this was 'unknowingly'.
Chrysan5 t1_itc7ugd wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
You got them back, my family never found one of ours after he ran. He was a hound pup & probably was stolen...
ConfusedJellybeans t1_itc7or7 wrote
Reply to comment by Snicklefritz646 in TIFU by putting too much Vicks Vapobath in my tub. by InevitableMap6470
I’ve been feeling really ill and that bit about Danny Devito made me crack up, thank you
hmhollhi t1_itc3cga wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
My cat once ran to the opposite side of my neighborhood and it was raining, I ran out without a phone in a nightgown and no shoes. She didn’t stop until she jumped in a ditch FILLED with water. So here I am, walking ALL the way back home on a main road, in the rain, with a soaking wet cat in my arms and a soaked nightgown with multiple cars doing the same thing (“California roll”). I’m sure multiple people got it on ring camera as well. A night to remember for sure.
marvelanne5289 t1_itbzoq0 wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
The number of times I've had to go down the block after my dog with no bra on is pretty high. I figure somebody has to entertain the neighborhood so it might as well be me. Hope your week gets better!
Ghost17088 t1_itbzbka wrote
Reply to comment by hersheymunk in TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married. by hersheymunk
He’s not jealous of your ex, he’s a victim of emotional abuse and manipulation.
skeeterpeg83 t1_itbw4sa wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
DOG TAX
Evening-Difficulty17 t1_itbw491 wrote
Reply to comment by Kale in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Oh my gosh, that is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Wow, you had some dog!!
caseyhateseveryone t1_itbviyw wrote
Reply to comment by paradajz666 in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Ngl.. I giggled at this.
Hold the door open for me, I'm right behind you.
Leviathan_327 t1_itcqc2n wrote
Reply to TIFU by wanting to cuddle with my friend [update] by Educational_Glass_47
It's nice to play it safe. Hopefully this takes the pressure off and further in time if there's still interest you can explore then.