Recent comments in /f/tifu
Hpezlin t1_itf6pdc wrote
On the bright side, now it's clear. I wouldn't really say it's a total tifu.
Unique-Operation9766 t1_itf63r7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
As a fellow weirdo, I'm intrigued. What movies do you like?
Aiden_Does_Reddit t1_itf5gb5 wrote
Like everybody else said, you desperately need therapy. Whether you like it or not, you are turning into an abuser. Unless you are extremely fucked up in the head, you do not want to become "that abusive ex". I honestly hope you get help and change.
eager_beaver9 t1_itf4rlp wrote
Man.... Im sorry bud but.... Let it go move on
Nugget_Army OP t1_itf4hu7 wrote
Reply to comment by Bryanole27 in TIFU Forgetting a girl is deaf and starting a game of Marco Polo by Nugget_Army
It was a solid match ill give her that
Bryanole27 t1_itf3miu wrote
So did she lose or win? I can’t remember how that game works…
MysticMcCusker t1_itf1q70 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
After reading the backstory, get in boys, we're going crying
MysticMcCusker t1_itf1i4f wrote
Reply to comment by pijamaua in TIFU by eating shrooms and violently forcing my girlfriend to throw up by blackcatonacid
Yep, medicine for some, poison for others. Depends entirely on your neurological and biological makeup. Which is in part determined by your genetics
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DrunkLastKnight t1_iteysti wrote
Reply to comment by KansansKan in Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet by WorriedOwner2007
Sadly I think its done on purpose, almost no meet I ever did was clear on markings especially if 2 sections are close to each other.
MysticMcCusker t1_iteyqh4 wrote
Who wants to tell him? I can't bear the responsibility
DrunkLastKnight t1_iteyfs7 wrote
If it makes you feel better I did that too at a Cross Country even, they didnt really mark the course well and had a section that looped back to where I ended up cutting out. Could have been first had I not done that (I was the last of 15 boys that cut out part of the course)
RhinoG91 t1_itexvll wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
So is this a today thing or like a long-term thing…
/s
whiteclawthreshermaw t1_itewisr wrote
Reply to TIFU by shooting myself in the finger by GoBuuku
"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."
wlp71 t1_itevxcb wrote
Hey, you did not panic. That is big. And you finished. If you extend your distance as you get older and start doing ultras, this experience will serve you well. Good job!
Bryanole27 t1_iteuikm wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
A Perfect Circle is amazing. You aren’t alone friend. I love anything MJK.
AleGolem t1_iteu9z1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
A Perfect Circle was a great band but they've released 3 albums in the last 20 years. It's not really a surprise that their site traffic is dead.
imnotafurry_but OP t1_itet1bq wrote
Reply to comment by notverrybright in TIFU by saying I would abort a DS baby in front of my grandmother who lost a child with DS. by imnotafurry_but
Yeah, I understand. We talked later. My aunt died back in 2019. It's still fresh for grandma though. The convo about pregnancies was brought up because in my family there's always someone having a baby every 2-3 years. My mom and I often talk about anything at any given time, we just forgot for a second my grandma was with us.
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KansansKan t1_itekmqn wrote
Runners shouldn’t have to guess where the course is.
MisterBigDude t1_itejqoc wrote
No worries. That happens a lot, even to adults.
Once, I was running in a 5K race through a park, on a course I knew well. About halfway, I came upon a guy who was ahead of me but had gotten lost and stopped. He called out to me, "Which way do we turn here?" I said "Follow me!"
We ran together the rest of the way. And I tried not to slow him down ... in fact, by running at his pace, I set my PR for that course!
Also, in the only marathon I've run, I got injured partway through and had to walk the rest of the way. So I reached the finish line about an hour later than I had predicted, and my wife was panicking, figuring I must have been hit by a truck or something. She got over it, and I'm sure your parents will get over the worries they had about you.
GeneralChillMen t1_itejdky wrote
That’s not your fault. It’s the fault of whoever didn’t set up the track properly
HugoToledo_USA t1_iteidvc wrote
Sorry to hear this happened. Most of us are incapable of even attempting to complete a cross country event so you are already a winner, regardless. 😊
nzdennis t1_iteibrh wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
Yo dawg be thinkin - I be free now!
eddiepaperhands t1_itf7532 wrote
Reply to Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet by WorriedOwner2007
I don’t know if you’re laughing at this yet, but you absolutely will someday. Probably soon.
Nobody’s hurt, you handled it just fine, life goes on. We all screw up now and then, and it’s usually funny eventually.