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Ghostglitch07 t1_iti3sw2 wrote
Reply to comment by WilliamMinorsWords in TIFU by posting screenshots of a snap convo I had with a catfish scammer by mrdalo
Maybe it did catch exactly the public figures you were talking about. Twitter kinda wants musk to be happy with them rn.
SithRose t1_ithyrrz wrote
Reply to comment by DisgruntledMax in Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet by WorriedOwner2007
For that I'm pretty sure you'd have to remember me, LOL.
laplongejr t1_ithyq0g wrote
Reply to comment by axewhyzedd in TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
Well, it is a question of control. An anticheat, by definition, is a software that needs to strip control from the user to give it to its developer.
A software bundled with a malicious piece of code to "strip control from the user to give it to its developer" is the practical definition of a rootkit.
So it depends on what is or isn't malicious, but computers don't care about that.
benao t1_ithwbid wrote
Well, your relationship with that sister of yours is over. She lifted a knife at you. Contact the cops. Simple as that. As for your life from now on, be positive. It won't be worse than your current. It will be hard though, but staying you'd either die or forced to kill someone in the near future. Better to call the cops and get it sorted out NOW.
axewhyzedd t1_ithwar8 wrote
Reply to comment by laplongejr in TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
I heard Valorant's Vanguard Anti Cheat was acting as a rootkit. Not sure if it was true though.
Sayuri_olg OP t1_ithubsj wrote
Reply to comment by Chemical-Hawk3835 in Tifu by giving my 70 yr. old teacher a book by Sayuri_olg
In one scene it talked about the character riding the love interest face and I tabbed it and put “oh yes love to see that” I’m mortified right now
Zealousideal_Ice_480 OP t1_iths0pj wrote
Reply to comment by SegFaultX in tifu by asking my friend to marry me by Zealousideal_Ice_480
true but im 14, so too young for marriage or a proposal to mean anything, its always jokes yk?
purduephotog t1_ithq5rf wrote
*laugh*
That's been my experience with poorly marked CC courses. My personal favorite was around some trees- and the runner in front of me had grabbed onto a branch and let go- so it whipped into my face and knocked me down (Startlement helped as well as exhaustion).
I gave up that race and didn't finish.
Aurielie_ OP t1_ithjey2 wrote
Reply to comment by eresh22 in TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone by Aurielie_
It's definitely one of my small things I aspire toward. While I'm indifferent or at least not that impassioned about the products we sell, I think understanding the person with 3x less of your paygrade is imperative to having your whole business model not fall apart
VirtualDeliverance t1_ithjafz wrote
Reply to TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
I came here for the "who let the dogs out" jokes. I found them.
eresh22 t1_ithhpmn wrote
Reply to comment by fatfishinalittlepond in TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone by Aurielie_
My mouth works faster than my mute button. I've just learned to embrace it and run with it.
eresh22 t1_ithhhla wrote
Reply to comment by Aurielie_ in TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone by Aurielie_
I've ended up business-friendly with a couple of my CEOs because I wasn't afraid to tell them what I really think, but it always scared my supervisors when I did. I'm cringing imagining your mountain. I've definitely been buried under that.
I think I helped them stay connected to the people when they were talking numbers. Factoring in people can changes your whole approach a situation. It sounds like you already have the respect of at least one of the boneheads. Hopefully you'll be able to help keep them connected to the people aspect of the business.
LadyBug_0570 t1_itha58u wrote
Reply to comment by Jellan in TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone by Aurielie_
They might like the size of OP's balls (or ovaries) and promote her! Especially since she didn't wimp out when asked dorectly and actually gave them an alternate plan that avoided pay cuts.
Nosedominance t1_ith7dud wrote
Don't feel bad--I remember one cross country regional race where one team had a lot of really good runners and everyone expected them to win. However, the girl in front made a wrong turn and the next 5 or so girls followed. By the time they all figured it out they were too far behind, and the second best team had won (because most of them didn't get lost). Girls were crying, it was sad.
DisgruntledMax t1_ith034t wrote
Reply to comment by SithRose in Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet by WorriedOwner2007
Haha that’s right, we remember and still talk about that behind your back
Jellan t1_itgxshh wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone by Aurielie_
Sometimes management benefit from hearing exactly what people think. It might work out better than you anticipated.
AcrobaticSource3 t1_itgw549 wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
Fitting in is overrated. You do you, friend
AcrobaticSource3 t1_itgvx60 wrote
You got her, just wait until she turns 18 (an adult) and record her waving a knife at you, then she’s going to prison for threatening and endangering the life of a child. That bitch will be toast
laplongejr t1_itgsz8j wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
The simple fact your ex decided to out you on what they thought your sexuality makes it an asshole.
My wife discovered she is heavily on the lesbian part of the spectrum, and that doesn't allow me to out her in her place.
laplongejr t1_itgrvo1 wrote
Reply to comment by BrewingBitchcakes in Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
G.I.R.L. => Guy In Real Life
laplongejr t1_itgrtbv wrote
Reply to comment by Decryptic__ in Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes by EpicKi1
But at that point it means only close ones can identify you. It can't reach your employer for example.
laplongejr t1_itgr7w7 wrote
Reply to comment by Darkstar_k in TIFU by throwing away a matress by Mkaltac
I think she REALLY hid something and recated instinctively, so when he asked she made up "wedding ring".
She wouldn't start by saying "something personal" if it was something he meant to find, in her place I would've said "shiny" or "gift"
laplongejr t1_itgqgkj wrote
Reply to comment by QwertyChouskie in TIFU by downloading malware onto my laptop when I tried to get a game by FrontAd8693
uBlock origin and as the cherry on top, a network-wide DNS blocker like Pihole, Adguard or NextDNS
-Rosetta_Stoned- t1_iti7ear wrote
Reply to TIFU by being weird as fuck by [deleted]
Being “weird” just means you’re different than the majority of boring average people. You don’t fit in with the masses and that’s a good thing overall. Yes, it can def feel alienating at times. I know how it is to be more of an introvert, yet still feel lonely, misunderstood, n unable to form deep connections. Imagine being content to just follow all the other sheep tho. Yuck!
Try to focus on the quality of a select few interpersonal relationships rather than to be accepted by all. Also, maybe it has to do with the area of the world you live in? For example, I’m a native Californian near LA. I feel as if I don’t fit in lots of places in the US because of how idgaf my views are. Out here it’s cool to be laid back, with some rather obscure interests. A visually interesting wardrobe is a must. Toned down is not in my vocab, but that’s ok. I fit in here precisely because of my idiosyncrasies.
The key is to work on your self confidence and be positive about who you are n what you like. People gravitate toward those who love themselves 💓🤓