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SolidAshford t1_ja1dhui wrote
Reply to TIFU as I presented my bf with his cheating partner on a silver platter by Certain_Syllabubb
You move out, Leo can move in problem solved...but something tells me their relationship will die in the light. Most affairs do
I'm sorry this happened to you and honestly, I'd just tell him I'm out, and getting my stuff. There's no need for further discussion if he'll blame you
justabill71 t1_ja1d75r wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
>“there’s shit in ur butt”
Best part
Chewable_Vitamin t1_ja1d2zw wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
If FIL has a sense of humor serve him a double portion on the wedding day lol.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_ja1d0yf wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
That same boyfriend that wants you to get cancer and tells ou he thinks other girls are hot, which bothers you so much you make a Reddit post about it?
Okay
justabill71 t1_ja1couj wrote
Reply to comment by CMDRissue in TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
Pooper trooper
[deleted] OP t1_ja1cm1r wrote
Reply to comment by smartanddirty93 in TIFU by moving to Washington DC by [deleted]
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[deleted] t1_ja1cira wrote
Reply to comment by Leovaderx in TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
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OkVolume1 t1_ja1chhs wrote
Reply to comment by lasingparuparo in TIFU by clogging my toilet and flooding parents my bathroom by Reddit76677667
Pour one out for that bath mat which was killed in the line of doodie.
Unclebatman1138 t1_ja1cemn wrote
Reply to TIFU by leaving my wax burner on overnight, enabling my cat to get wax on his tail by Popular-Entrance4049
I know those kinds of situations as a pet owner are really upsetting. Don't blame yourself! It could have happened to anyone, and your car will forget it sooner than you would imagine. We just had a lot of issues with a recovery cone where she'd get her jaw stuck under it, or a claw caught, et al, leading to all kinds of chasing her/cornering her/holding her down etc, and I was always amazed how quickly she just bounced back.
ohleprocy t1_ja1c3y9 wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
Is that you Dwight?
ohleprocy t1_ja1bxju wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
What is the timer for then?
_Bluestar_Bus_Soton_ OP t1_ja1bxew wrote
Reply to comment by RaggysRinger in TIFU by getting Urban Dictionary blocked in some random school in the USA by _Bluestar_Bus_Soton_
Track attack!
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OkVolume1 t1_ja1bun4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
You've got a berry good boyfriend.
Abject_Anxiety_28 t1_ja1bff0 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Ugh, I hate parties that leave me hungry. 🤣🤣🤣 Honestly, the weeding can suck, but if the food was awesome, everyone is going to just remember that. Oh, and the music. That’s basically the only important things.
StaleTaste t1_ja1b541 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Still time to change the caterer. Honestly your FIL is probably right, it would be a good idea to serve more food.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja1b0bo wrote
Reply to comment by wewora in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
🙄😒
Nebulaires t1_ja1albt wrote
Man this dude is fucking DUMB. Allllll the way to the ending.
Seastorm14 t1_ja1aang wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
Sous Vide begs to differ
PopeFrancis t1_ja1a0yg wrote
Reply to comment by TuckerCarlsonsOhface in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
I have ADD and am dumb.
wewora t1_ja19xab wrote
Reply to comment by BitterBloodedDemon in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
It's not a crime, just not the safest or smartest thing to do.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja19o3n wrote
Reply to comment by wewora in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
Most all of my kitchens have been almost directly attached to my living rooms.
I cook most things on medium, and can hear if, like, a pot is spilling over or smth.
Should OP have put something on high? No. Ofc not. But sitting in the other room while something is boiling or something for a bit isn't the crime this guy is making it out to be.
ProfMooody t1_ja19ke3 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
This was such a journey.
tosernameschescksout t1_ja19egs wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Ask them to prepare a few dishes that the father will love. The father can be very honored by being asked exactly what he'd like to enjoy on this fine day.
hamsterpopcorn t1_ja199kk wrote
Reply to comment by physco219 in TIFU by backing my photos, endangering my gf's privacy by pieceofshit_lol
You know, saying that just makes me want to ask...
Must admit I'm definitely not the most tech savvy. I grew up with technology so I know how to navigate it, but I couldn't tell you how a lot of things work. Input like yours is always much appreciated, especially when considering horny teenagers who don't realize the danger of sending sexual pictures and videos!
[deleted] OP t1_ja1djc7 wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
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