yeah, you should make sure to have filling food. You can have fancy food in good portions.

tell me that at least you are going to have filling desserts

Oh poor baby! Cats are forgiving towards us foolish humans. And thankfully there's no lasting damage! Give him lots of treats, offer hands-off love, and let him come to you when he's ready. When cats are scared or stressed, most of them need space for a bit.

Haute Cuisine is fine for a wedding if done right. I've been to weddings with haute cuisine, and it was amazing. When you eat at a haute cuisine restaurant, usually you'll get at least 7 servings and you will feel very full after, and you should at the wedding too.

If you're planning on not having enough courses, make sure there are some filling snacks not that long before and after the meal. This could be pizza afterwards. At one wedding I was at, it was hot dogs and it was awesome :)

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Wasn't that a song by Abba?

I wouldn’t serve fancy food at a wedding. I’d save the fine dining to date nights with with spouse. Wedding food isn’t like going out to dinner — wedding food is always subpar for what it is and people are so busy with festivities that they don’t even fully remember the food. I wanted my guests to feel good (no greasy food) and I wanted to make sure to accommodate dietary restrictions, so we ended up with restaurant catering from a really good Mediterranean place. I didn’t worry too much if it was remembered but people still tell me it was the best food they had at a wedding.

He'll know you helped him.

Nope.

Very funny! Read up on the poop knife tho 😂 Sponsored by the Museum of Reddit

One of ours stepped in one, poor little dude was white and the wax was green. We got it before it dried thankfully but he didn't hold a grudge for long. I'm sure your little dude won't either with some treats and love.

Um, it IS possible to have clothing/towels not worth cleaning 😂

It really was.

the scented oils in things like wax/oil burners and air fresheners are not safe for cats

Sounds like he's in Georgetown

The entertainment and restaurant part of your spiel was a joke, right? The lack of diversity part? D.C. is the most diverse place in America and yes, it's as diverse as NYC, if not more. I'm not trying to beat you up for dissing D.C., to each his own, as the youths say, but come on man! Inside the beltway isn't for everyone. The neverending choices of food and entertainment alone places D.C. in the same league of every major city in the world because every city/country in the world is represented in...D.C. that alone totally cancels your lack of diversity take. Get out and explore the place. Every quadrant is unique.

Shit happens. Despite the jokes on the internet, cats are full of unconditional love. He will love you again before you know it.

It will cost a $200 just to shave a car? That's insane. Well, your cat is okay now, that's what matters.

Here’s the thing. I’ve heard lots of married couples complain they didn’t get to eat at their wedding cause there wasn’t time. And you should be aiming to please your guests. Get some different catering and use the money you are saving on haute cuisine catering to take you and your new wife to a Michelin star restaurant on your honeymoon, it will be more memorable and you won’t have your FIL attempt to murder you both on your wedding day.

Yeah, I simply have to set the timer on my phone for the moment I want to check it, or I would be op on this thread.

Change the caterer. Do it ASAP. People want to eat and they want to drink. If you are serving me two bites per course I better get 15 courses.

Each hand has 20 joints so you could have just cut off both your hands and this title would still be correct

Lemons and lemonade, my friend. I look forward to your “forged in the kitchen” cooking/blacksmithing reality game show.

SH happens and he took it in strode. Lots of people can learn frpm that

Also, were you doing the 'Other A' so you wouldn't have a 9 month surprise? Lol. Totes understand

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