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Daftpunksluggage t1_ja2l75z wrote
You might be gay...
BuzzMaximus t1_ja2l6pd wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Of all the dickest moves you could make this was the dickest of dick moves, seriously you'll be lucky if girl 1 doesn't get all her male friends to take turns kicking you in the nads. Just leave girl 1 alone and grow up.
mistfei t1_ja2l0au wrote
Reply to comment by travisthemonkey in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
There are varying levels of trauma my friend - being emotionally manipulated by an asshole being one of them
travisthemonkey t1_ja2kin0 wrote
Reply to comment by NxPat in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Watching my brother get his leg blown off is trauma. That guys just an ass
LynnSeattle t1_ja2kc06 wrote
Reply to comment by NC_Vixen in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
There are a couple reasons for this. The US is large enough that a person can travel extensively without crossing a border. Also, employees in the US rarely have enough paid vacation time to take long vacations.
Swelement t1_ja2jz7e wrote
Reply to comment by Spida81 in TIFU i messed by taking MDMA at the bar with the boys by [deleted]
i know that now. wish could unfuck this somehow :D
Accomplished_Age3639 t1_ja2jwnb wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
He can try to get together with girl 1 if they both agree. He said he does acknowledge he made a mistake. There is a big chance he learned something from it. Don’t be to harsh with this person, it’s never only black or white.
Spida81 t1_ja2jwll wrote
Drugs are bad mmmkay?
sarasmiles08 t1_ja2jwel wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
I got my kids passports by the time they were two because sometimes opportunity pop up and the effort it takes to get a passport quickly (I’ve done it) is stress-inducing. But I’d be concerned if she’s not generally a traveler. Children don’t need an ID even to fly domestically so the only reason you need a passport is to leave the country or to just feel cool that you have one.
Other countries say you should carry a notarized letter from the other parent when traveling alone with a child but I was only once ever asked for it and that was in Canada.
danielv123 t1_ja2jbcb wrote
Reply to comment by r0botdevil in TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Ordering pizza is better than starving people.
NC_Vixen t1_ja2hqba wrote
Reply to comment by SoftDev90 in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
I won't lie, you Americans are something else.
Like bruh, being from Australia, I literally can't go anywhere without a passport. It's just standard to have a passport for your child and renew it when it expires. People not having a passport is literally not a thing, bar the handful of people who are like "I will never leave the country guaranteed".
Ragnarotico t1_ja2hox7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheOriginalSmileyMan in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Lots of people with dual citizenship. Also lots of ways to stay abroad for a long time/indefenitely. Can go from place to place on temporary/visitor's VISAs. They might also have a "friend" in a certain country that can marry them, etc.
The threat of taking a child and leaving the country is a common one in divorce/domestic abuse situations.
wokewhale t1_ja2h8v6 wrote
Reply to comment by smc62 in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
This was registered 58 times in the Netherlands last year. If a parent decides to take their child somewere, noone is gonna stop them. Usually the parent has a double nationality, so the other country won't send them back.
DameNeumatic t1_ja2h16g wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Haute cuisine is a minimum of 7 courses (dessert is one of the 7) but Escoffier, who invented haute cuisine, defined it as 17 courses. Making your guests wait through 7 -17 courses is almost as bad as not feeding them enough.
Have the haute cuisine in a buffet where servers dish up the correct servings. Putting 16 small servings is going to fill a plate quite full. 17th is wedding cake or cupcake.
speculatrix t1_ja2gzy5 wrote
Reply to comment by not_czarbob in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
People take their children on holiday/vacation abroad all the time here in Europe. Our son had a passport aged 7, daughter 5, to go to Disneyland/Paris.
Goatbreath37 t1_ja2gs09 wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
What's with all these karma farmy, copypasta tifus lately?
mycologyqueen t1_ja2gosq wrote
Reply to TIFU by unlocking my moms bedroom door by CDTED
Sooooo not your fault and no one will think it is
Shinrahunter t1_ja2gndm wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Best out of it tbh. You've not mentioned any issues with girl 1 and you left her to be with girl 2, which means you didn't want to be with her.
You're probably looking back and only remembering the good things rather than why you wanted to leave her.
GingerVitus215 t1_ja2fwul wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
We did an all you can eat breakfast. Pancakes, breakfast sausages, eggs, hashbrowns (home fries or whatever they're actually called,) and bacon. It was great.
11pme t1_ja2fw41 wrote
Reply to comment by faifai1337 in TIFU by leaving my wax burner on overnight, enabling my cat to get wax on his tail by Popular-Entrance4049
I wish there were people as nice to cats as to humans lol
mycologyqueen t1_ja2fs90 wrote
Reply to comment by xxjasper012 in TIFU by clogging my toilet and flooding parents my bathroom by Reddit76677667
Lol I'm really going to freak you out. Some people use cloth diapers. Gasp!
vinny876 t1_ja2frpu wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Sounds like they both dodged a bullet...
mycologyqueen t1_ja2fo7s wrote
Reply to comment by Indy997 in TIFU by clogging my toilet and flooding parents my bathroom by Reddit76677667
A mom who knows the garbage just went out and that she hasn't put any bags in the can.
Jacqtjakaa t1_ja2fky8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Weird i only had both my kids their passport at 6 months old because i went on holiday with them. If i didn't need it why should i get a passport?
LostMyBunty t1_ja2l999 wrote
Reply to TIFU i messed by taking MDMA at the bar with the boys by [deleted]
Sorry about that, curry always does that to me. Same again next week?