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bedrooms-ds t1_ja3gwtd wrote
Reply to comment by Debaser626 in TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
I always feel it weird that my generation is in a financial crisis, yet spends money worth a car or two on a wedding. I mean, if the same money went to investment it'd be a better marriage preparation.
Playful_Branch_5643 t1_ja3gt0r wrote
Reply to comment by TheBubbleSquirrel in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
Omg… cooked cauliflower is not the best smell, I can’t imagine burned cauliflower 🤢
redzaku0079 t1_ja3fu63 wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
just don't contact her. you felt the need to break up with girl 1 for whatever reason. at that time, she was not worth your time. what makes her worth your time now? what has changed with you or her? what reason would she have to take you back? let's say she actually does take you back for some reason, what assurance does she have that you won't leave her again? even if in your head, you can provide a positive reason to all of these questions, she has absolutely no obligation to take you back. why take back someone who hurt her? nah dude. you need to move on.
3kids_nomoney t1_ja3ffgv wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Leave her alone.
ShadowStriker53 t1_ja3euqe wrote
Reply to comment by Rickk020 in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
If you do that just break up, I did too and felt bad about it so I broke up in the nicest way possible
StoopidDingus69 t1_ja3er24 wrote
Reply to comment by Zenthils in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Wow dude stop being a dick to this guy he’s obviously having a hard time. You really need to feel morally superior to someone that’s freaking out? Talking about being sensitive to people’s trauma while simultaneously being completely insensitive to someone’s trauma. That wheelchair joke you made was incredibly fucked up, be a better person
Theflexiblefox t1_ja3efzz wrote
Reply to TIFU By sending a dick pick by Hot_Avocado301
This seems to happen alot
nothxshadow t1_ja3eexy wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
You don't need a passport within the EU and not even outside it in some countries.
Indy997 t1_ja3e4md wrote
Reply to comment by mycologyqueen in TIFU by clogging my toilet and flooding parents my bathroom by Reddit76677667
If you are living alone sure, but in a family?
bedrooms-ds t1_ja3dj2o wrote
Reply to TIFU by running over a dog. by Mediocre_Problem_941
I think you can call a rescue center (I don't know what it's called) and they'll handle it fine. You know, handling dogs is a bit dangerous, so I'd say you should have left it to a professional anyway.
Also, accidents do happen. Although drivers do have the obligation to do their best, humans ain't perfect.
framejunkie t1_ja3cwdq wrote
Reply to comment by NC_Vixen in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
We have many places to go within the US that are so different, it's like you leaving your country for a holiday, except we don't have to change currency or worry about international bank fraud. I live in California, have family in Hawaii. It's like traveling to another country both in weather and how they treat import/export of agricultural items and the culture and way of life, except everything I need to work domestically like money withdrawals or credit card charges work without fees, and I'm still protected by the rules and laws of the US Constitution and all the security and legal apparatus we have. It's a pretty nice secure feeling knowing the same general rules and freedoms apply to me anywhere I go in this country.
Going from west to east coast is a major cultural difference, and even up and down the east coast or across the Midwest or the deep south, or even panhandle versus southern tip of Florida is different everywhere. New things to see and experience like accents, new immigrant communities and histories, new foods, new national or state parks, festivals, drive for 1000 miles in a day if you want to just for the sake of seeing the countryside, you name it. All of that stuff without having to pay for a passport and international plane tickets. We are spoiled in this way.
I do love going abroad, but have no money to do that anymore so I stay in country.
Redbeardtheloadman t1_ja3c610 wrote
Reply to comment by speculatrix in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Okay, does that not qualify as leaving the country?
ColgateToothpaste t1_ja3c5nl wrote
Reply to TIFU by running over a dog. by Mediocre_Problem_941
I did something similar one late night working as a AAA Locksmith.
I learned later that the lady let her dog go to the bathroom in the front lawn of her house which was on a very dark not lit up 50mph road. I slammed into her dog going 50 which nearly totaled my lock truck. Dog was on the ground coughing up blood and I got yelled at and called a murderer for running over her dog. Police came and took notes which I used in court to get damages back from her negligence causing me property damage.
It’s not your fault. Its a wild animal. It was going to bit you. The most you could’ve done is call animal control but they’ll put the dog down if it’s too bad, old, or just won’t become tame. Mountain roads suck for visibility.
LexHokata t1_ja3c4rx wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Yea food is a big thing. No fuck up s here bc you mentioned it early. You did a good thing tbh. You now have time to adjust catering.
JimJam28 t1_ja3buz2 wrote
Reply to comment by MarshallExpresso in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Have you ever travelled outside of the USA?
Vynis t1_ja3bldn wrote
Reply to comment by mycologyqueen in TIFU by clogging my toilet and flooding parents my bathroom by Reddit76677667
Yeah, I'm afraid that's gonna have to be a nawh from me dawg.
Lexnal t1_ja3biw0 wrote
Reply to comment by kimar2z in TIFU by texting my ex-wife by LaVieEnRoseLavelle
Texas is huge, I always found it funny that the state of Texas accounted for half of my drive to and from MN.
PralinePerfect8434 t1_ja3b9t3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
and why is it important to mention how attractive girl 1/2 are? leave her alone please
dattadattadatta t1_ja3b1no wrote
Reply to comment by tixmion in TIFU i messed by taking MDMA at the bar with the boys by [deleted]
Only way it could be worse is if it was true.
travisthemonkey t1_ja3alqk wrote
Reply to comment by theonlyonethatknocks in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Exactly
theonlyonethatknocks t1_ja3a5c1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
What a dumb statement
penderhippy t1_ja3a40i wrote
Reply to TIFU by running over a dog. by Mediocre_Problem_941
wow
you are not a good person
limlwl t1_ja39zml wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
She sure dodge a massive bullet. Good on her.
Jacqtjakaa t1_ja39xyb wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Move on you thought the grass was greener but it wasn't she dodged a bullet
mix_t_motion32 t1_ja3hd25 wrote
Reply to TIFU by breaking up with my GF on valntines by [deleted]
Here’s the issue. You didn’t fuck UP, you fucked DOWN.
The fact you admitted to splitting with the hottie for no reason to try and get with a duck. Like what?! Bro, I’m out here with no ladies and just ONE hottie is all a brotha is asking for.
Sounds like your curiosity is heavy coming into the dating world. Which is cool. Just stay single until you know you wanna do that ONE thing with that ONE person. Stop going out and emotionally and mentally damaging people. You aren’t any better than a rapist at that point.