I'm going 4 1/2

It's only a matter of time, my friend

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/International-Parental-Child-Abduction/prevention/prevention-faqs.html

Dude. You broke it off with 1 so you could be with 2. How much of a scumbag do you have to be to even think 1 would take you back? Point is, you shot yourself in the foot the moment you even entertained the thought of ending things with 1. God. How is it possible to have better insight on dating then somebody who dated 2 women, when I myself have never dated?

Not for children in the U.S., you have to go through the same application/proof of citizenship/both parents present or signing off on it every time.

I didn’t get a passport until I was in my mid-30s. Who are these people trotting off to Paris at a moment’s notice?

I made that comment after seeing comment after comment of people stating the obvious: OP fucked up and it wasn't self-defense.

Of course I agree with that, but I just don't see the use in repetitively reminding them they fucked up, because they seem to be well aware of that fact. I hoped people would see my comment and realize OP isn't trying to *justify* what they did. **They just tried to give the most fitting term to their actions.**

Edit: I definitely misused "mistake" in my first comment. However, I'm giving a little extra leniency to a differently-abled 15 year old who clearly is admitting fault for their actions. They develop at different rates, and perhaps this was a lesson that needed to be learned. Does it seem a bit old for you and me to be learning this lesson? Of course, but we're not OP.

The point I was trying to make is that you will NEVER know where life will take you. Doing stuff like sending nudes to someone you may have a terrible break up with and leave with bad feelings will eventually come to haunt you. People are petty assholes and will absolutely keep blackmail material for decades, just in case.

But nude away, because if your takeaway from my comment was "bro, she's not a teenager" I don't think you're going to have the capacity to be in a position where blackmail will be a problem.

Getting a 5 year old a passport without any out of country trips planned is a weird ass thing to do. All that paperwork and the fees involved, just seems weird.

No, it would cost $200 to have it done during emergency hours I think. Sounds like she called outside of normal business hours, since it's a Sunday.

Thanks for that, I hope so as well, even if I don't really see it happening.

Or get head in life.

Do I hear 6? Going once... going twice...Sold!

This is Reddit, where everyone is overly sensitive and a downvote means someone is salty. Downvotes only serve as a confirmation that cry babies love to cry.

Actually I'm quite tall and have to duck a bit to clear the doors. Not good for the posture.

You gotta be in middle school.

Nope he’s dead

Errr I have this username for a reason...

Pleased to say I've never sharted though

I guess this is how you get ahead in life?

Took your lumps and gave a couple of your own.

Are U like, 14? Jeez man. Stay single

The dog's the one I really feel sorry for in a situation like this. It never really had a chance. But that one was more the fault of the owner who let it run around off leash. Maybe now that she's had to cough up for damages, she'll know better. (And if she refuses to pay up, I think there's a way to track down her employer and have them garnish her paycheck for damages awarded in a court case.)

You go around sticking your head out in front of the rest of your body often? Big fan of horses perhaps?

If the animal control agency is any good where you live, you should be able to report an injured, possibly stray, dog to them and they'll come out and handle it.