So you weren't even on the plane yet? How did "seats swap"?

You’re an asshole who has learned a valuable lesson (I hope). You move on with your life a bit wiser. Leave both those girls alone as they’re clearly out of your league.

You sound like a piece of shit. Do them all a favor and don’t contact either of them.

You don’t. Give up and move on.

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It sounds like a Mr Bean plot

Too old.
That's not a pedobear reference. I'm a baby 😉

Yeah, she's gone dude. All you're gonna do is get embarrassed if you try to get her back.

And don't break up with someone on a holiday unless they're a terrible person. If a bad enough thing happens to someone around a holiday, the holiday will trigger the memory forever. I'm not saying nobody deserves that, but yeah. Dick move.

I like this one

Well, if parents travel internationally as much or more than in-country… a passport would be a standard “on the to-do list” just like signing them up for pre-K. It was my for may family.

Couldnt*. Could implies you still have something left to care about. Idgaf is a lot easier to say if your confused next time.

Oooof. Shots fired!
And they hit 😆

K

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That one downvote you have came from me. Your comment was offensive to babies. We don't all love to cry 😭
Sometimes we're hungry.
Sometimes we gotta fart.
Sometimes we just don't want you to sleep 🤷

This is why I’m on the app. Oh boy do I love Reddit!

You can't and she's better off without you. Leave her alone.

Give it a few months and you'll be laughing about it

I had my first passport at 3 months old but the only reason because my parents were immigrants

Yeah the only reason I have a passport is because my parents are immigrants lol 😂

Only 5 states have that kind of OD and i don’t believe Alaska has the enhanced license required to go to Canada without a passport (Google is your friend naysayers).

Only on Reddit will someone think that's the takeaway of this story rather than "read your boarding pass correctly".

Don’t worry OP, your hand will never leave you (unless you hang out with Travis, I guess)

😂😂😂

I’ll be waiting.