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I'm sorry man :(

Why do people wait for Valentine’s Day to break up with you? That’s the question I really want to know. I’ve been broken up with on Valentine’s Day twice in my life lol!

I really can't remember =( Either my memory is bad, or I was totally focused on other things to even notice.

I didn't think it was weird at all

Nooooooo. I really don't know what you're talking about.

Some background, so it's common for planes to have 6 seats/row with an aisle in between. Three on one side and three on another. Also, the aisle is so narrow, it's pretty much single file. Airlines use a dumbass system where it costs money if you want to select your own seat, so if you don't pay, you are randomly scattered around the plane at any open seat. It's common for families to let the chips fall where they lie and when the family gets separated, they ask to swap so they can all sit together.

It's probably the antibiotics that are wreaking havoc on your bowels, tbh, not the painkillers. Because they kill the good bacteria in your guts as well as anything dangerous and therefore mess with your digestive functions. Take some probiotic supplements and it should help, or at least eat some yogurt.

And yeah, don't trust farts while on antibiotics lmao.

Only on Reddit, where people think they have to comment when they're unfamiliar with a situation.

Not every post has to apply to you directly my guy

He bought his ticket separately (he wasn't originally supposed to come with me on the trip, but was able to get the middle seat next to the aisle I'd booked) and didn't have status, but I did. I declined the upgrade when they gave me one but they did it again, so I took it as an opportunity to make someone happy with a surprise upgrade.

Boarding passes (plane ticket) list both the gate and your assigned seat. In this case, it was probably a larger airport with multiple terminals labeled A, B, C, etc., so the plane was at gate 3 in terminal C (hence; gate C3). This was confused with the seat assignment, which is always labeled A, B, C, etc. (for the row) and 1, 2, 3, etc. (for the column). Seat map example

Here’s an example of a boarding pass, notice the gate number on the left and seat number on the right, both in the same letter-number format

Sentence structure.

i feel like i read the most Reddit version of a Green Text story ever...

I mean, it’s really fucking weird of her to do that so I think you made the right choice.

Ah yes reddit where i get down voted for never being on a plane

I'm not sure why everyone's downvoting you rather than explaining -- it took me a couple of rereads to understand this part of the story too. Nobody was switching at the gate, they were doing it on the plane as usual. The reason the gate is mentioned is that this flight was leaving from gate C3, but OP misread their boarding pass and thought that C3 was their seat. So that's the one they originally mistakenly gave up, rather than their real seat.

You can't be with anyone until you mature.

I've also noticed they don't like to acknowledge peeing and poohing

how come you were in 1st class while your husband was in economy?

Definitely better to just end an awkward situation and converse about it once they've talked.

Breast pumps.

Pumps are high heels, no? Why was she wearing these?

This makes me sad... was she hurt by the rejection?

I just don't understand the seating thing and about the gate number or whatever

Hope so! I just know tempers grow in proportion to the sleep dep, figured it was better to get while the getting was good, you know?

Definitely going to monologue a lot more if it's just me and the kids though.